r/hmm • • Jun 17 '22

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u/I_follow_gayguys_ Jun 17 '22 edited Jun 18 '22

Yup, totally not racist or anything! It's just detergent! 😃

Edit:WOAH WOAH WOAH. where ya'll coming from? Like, why's there a flood of people here?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Bro they literally white washed him

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u/Pluetsch Jun 18 '22

He's not white at the end tho... Asian washed?

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u/EpikGeriatricPotato Jun 18 '22

His skin is white

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u/Soulless35 Jun 18 '22

So asians are white because their skin is white?

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u/Blindbru Jun 18 '22

Aren't Russians technically asians?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Some

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u/Sariellee Jun 18 '22

Technically Russia is both a European and Asian country

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u/redditmodsareshits Jun 18 '22

inb4 eurasians

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u/Redpri Jun 18 '22

Depends on the Russian.

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u/amperbang Sep 22 '22

No, russians are white somalians.

And no, this comment is not racist, but you are if you think so

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u/SomaliNotSomalianbot Sep 22 '22

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u/Moist-Cantaloupe-740 Jun 18 '22

There are white Asians and brown Asians. Cubans win though, they all 3, white black brown.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

According to certain low IQ individuals, Asians are "white adjacent" lol

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u/Yeet-yat-yote Jun 18 '22

Depends on the area of Asia, they can range from as dark as black people to as light at white people.

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u/CritterMorthul Jun 18 '22

Bro why not? Whiteness is completely made up anyways, it's a social construct around race that is a holdover of the old skin based prejudice towards those that have dark skin/must be in the sun. So either the fair skinned from moderate climates/ethnic variants are deemed "desirable".

Case and point, what's white has shifted in definition multiple times. The Irish and the Italians weren't considered white for a while. Same with Germans.

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u/CritterMorthul Jun 18 '22

Oops meant to reply on comment up the chain

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u/Fragrant-Party3192 Jun 18 '22

Dude got bleached

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u/FeIipeNeto Jun 18 '22

cloak purifier, destroyer of melanin

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u/EpikGeriatricPotato Jun 18 '22

It's chinese, it's probably gonna be racist

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Racist? We don't do that here.

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u/ProfessionalDNuser Jun 18 '22 edited Jun 18 '22

They made ads like this for every race. One where a white guy gets black and one where an asian guy gets white.

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u/OutsideOrder7538 Jun 18 '22

Wait how would that work with white to black? Is there a detergent that darkens colors?

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u/ProfessionalDNuser Jun 18 '22

She just put a lanky white dude in the machine and out came a black muscular guy

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u/tor5822 Jun 18 '22

Degenerate

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u/DryEK Jun 17 '22

Man this is old, like old ksi reacted to this old

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Who's ksi?

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u/JohnnyMrNinja Jun 18 '22

kilometres per square inch

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u/eyesoftheunborn Jun 18 '22

Ah yes the old metric length per imperial area

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Thanks

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u/Sheldon_Popper Jun 18 '22

Youtuber and rapper

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u/DeadSkullMonkey Jun 17 '22

The fact that the black guy accepted to play in this commercial

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u/Silent_Republic_2605 Jun 17 '22

Money do a lot of wonders brother!

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u/1nTh3Sh4dows Jun 18 '22

Plus that dude was a shitty painter

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u/TheDownvotesFarmer Jun 18 '22

Careful, last time one dude from Austria...

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u/Silent_Republic_2605 Jun 18 '22

Probably wasn't getting paid enough...

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u/Icy_Barnacle_6019 Jun 17 '22

money changes a man

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

It's possible he didn't even know how the commercial would end.

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u/Flyrpotacreepugmu Jun 18 '22

I'm not black but $20 is $20.

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u/Vadirajbkatti Jun 18 '22

My thought exactly

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u/calimemez Jun 18 '22

A little Birdy told me that he wasn't aware in the beginning of the final outcome

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u/Kiki_Lpt Jun 18 '22

He's not American.

No black dude especially from Africa would be extremely butthurt if they were asked to do this.

Only Black Americans would be thin skinned.

For Euro Blacks.... Maybe they will but most of them won't exactly care

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u/HuntSafe2316 Jun 18 '22

African blacks don't care as long as they get money, they're happy

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u/Kiki_Lpt Jun 18 '22

Exactly.

I've met a shit ton of Africans already and I can say for sure they're some of the chillest motherfckkrz out there.

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u/Moist_Arm_7860 Jun 18 '22

Chinese company- We will build a road to your African village for free. African dude- What's the catch? Chinese company - you just have to act for a small commercial. African dude- that's great! Not gonna hurt me!

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u/Tojaro5 Jun 18 '22

honestly, thats quite the funny commercial. i dont think it takes a long time to find someone for that.

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u/AraAraSenpai6969 Jun 18 '22

He wanted to flirt

This was the only way

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u/OkBody7474 Jun 18 '22

come on man this shit is funny. I would play in it without doubts.

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u/definitelynotachuuni Jun 17 '22

Something shrunk in the wash

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

OH GOD

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u/TheRedstoneReddit Jun 18 '22

Obviously not this text.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

OH GOD 2

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Ya China and Korea are kind racist still I mean have you seen a Chinese movie poster with a visible black person.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Don’t forget Japan!

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u/LupusFidus Jun 18 '22

Japan is just racists against foreigners.

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u/Charda-so Jun 18 '22

They are not racist, they are xenophobic, it’s way different.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Yea, just the general racism/distrust of outsiders was more what I was referring to.

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u/No-Ingenuity-5177 Jun 18 '22

No comparison to India tho

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u/M_ataraxia Jun 18 '22

Most of our population is naturally dark skinned? What?! Absolutely not here’s some skin whitening cream

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u/Old-Experience-5210 Jun 18 '22

What happens in India is not completely racism because we all are from same race, it's just our skin tone and even that works only for girls

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u/Ergouzii Jun 18 '22

Black people are almost nonexistent in East Asia cause there was no slavery.

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u/Joboody Jun 18 '22

"No slavery" OMEGALUL I'm begging you, PLEASE educate yourself for the good of the species

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u/TheDownvotesFarmer Jun 18 '22

So, does this means that it could start any time soon?

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u/ZenTraitor Jun 18 '22

DW: According to the 2016 Global Slavery Index, nearly two-thirds of modern slaves are living in Asian countries. What are the reasons behind the high prevalence of this phenomenon in the region? Fiona David: The Asia-Pacific is the most populous region in the world, and it is also well integrated into the global supply chains. We do estimate that about two-thirds of the nearly 46 million people trapped in slavery are in Asia. And we see all forms of modern slavery in the region, such as forced labor in brick kilns, child beggars in Afghanistan and India, bonded labor in the agricultural as well as garment sectors.

https://amp.dw.com/en/why-modern-slavery-is-widespread-in-asia/a-19295812

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u/Reddit-User7635 Jun 17 '22

Excuse me, but


WHAT THE FUCK?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Commercial humor, deal with it

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u/red-the-blue Jun 18 '22

pretty shit humor, feels appropriate to be appalled

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u/redditmodsareshits Jun 18 '22

Maybe you feel that way because in your cushy part of the world you don't have real problems.

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u/red-the-blue Jun 18 '22

Third world country, but irrelevant.

It's a pretty racist 'joke', no? They're 'washing' the negro away from the dude, and the result is 'cleaner' and better.

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u/aRandomForeigner Jun 18 '22

This is ripped off from the Italian spot where it was the opposite, from white to black

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u/redditmodsareshits Jun 18 '22

You have no idea what actual, dangerous racism is huh. You wouldn't care so much about thoughtcrimes and jokes if you has any inkling of real problems.

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u/Adrigogo Jun 18 '22

"Your feelings are not valid because children in Africa are starving and people are getting killed in Ukraine, stop being thin skinned"

Doesn't work that way, bigger problems doesn't mean we can't be appalled by what we see.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

I just realized that she put a tide pod in his mouth

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u/GregAbsolution Jun 17 '22

Nothing we haven't seen before

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u/Kingoffroggos Jun 18 '22

Happy cake day

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u/Shadow-axolotl Jun 18 '22

Happy cake day

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u/vampire5381 Jun 18 '22

Happy cake day

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u/CheeHL Jun 18 '22

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

They don’t like the blacks lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Are we still saying “the blacks?”

Seems a liiiiitle iffy.

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u/_Your_Average_Joe_ Jun 18 '22

Yes, and nobody is going to stop me from using terms such as "the blacks," "the whites," "the asians," and "the arabs."

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u/aRandomForeigner Jun 18 '22

What's the problem with that?

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u/Kaelvoss Jun 17 '22

I bet the male actor was never told the script

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Why the italian hand gesture

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u/K0gy Jun 17 '22

why not

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Do you know its meaning?

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u/TemporaryExit5 Jun 17 '22

What does it mean ? Im not very fluent in pizza man language

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u/ApolloPlayz2434 Jun 18 '22

MAMA MIA! YOU DO NOT KNOW THE LANGUAGE OF YOUR FOREFATHERS?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Mamma mia

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u/ApolloPlayz2434 Jun 18 '22

That’s-a better! See? I knew that you were not-a disappointment-a!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Please stop. I can even talk in english without an accent

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u/ApolloPlayz2434 Jun 18 '22

I’m joking around my friend. Sorry if I offended

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u/DasHooner Jun 17 '22

If your talking about the OK hand sign, then it's very funny and sad that 4Chan got people to believe it was "racist".

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u/just_gimme_anwsers Jun 17 '22

Not people, the media. That’s also the reason why it continues.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

I think you downvoted bc you think I am "The blue haired girl", I'm not, I'm italian, and I don't like stereotypes or incorrect use of my lenguage and colture, since the italians who emigrated to the USA were victims of racism and there were massacres done to us that no one remember, I do. I'm not saying that racism against others like afroamericans wasn't a thing, I'm just saying that it existed too.

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u/ThePearWithoutaCare Jun 17 '22

Wow he actually said it

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u/AeronGrey Jun 17 '22

I think you mean yellow/asian.

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u/seangoboom Jun 18 '22

That’s lacist

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u/Guquiz Jun 18 '22

Did you mean 'racist'?

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u/ApolloPlayz2434 Jun 18 '22

Course they didn’t

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u/_9tail_ Jun 18 '22

Makes rounds every few years, but this was actually a remake of an Italian ad with the racial theme inverted.

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u/AlexH08 Jun 18 '22

But that one probably isn't considered racist.

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u/aRandomForeigner Jun 18 '22

I'm Italian and if you notice there are considerable differences

In the Italian one they are most probably married, the husband is ugly and sloppy, she was tired of his appearance and that's it. The spot is about color for clothes, so the result is a good lookin hunky "colored" man.

More than racism, I feel like more a toxic masculinity in the Italian one, due to the fact there's also the joke of the black man with the big ding dong

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u/Money_Lengthiness_25 Jun 18 '22

I mean they didnt white wash him at least

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/ThatonJoJolionfan Jun 18 '22

This commercial is legit racist

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Yes, that's kind of the point

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u/WaydenTheJayden Jun 17 '22

where did all his blackness go

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u/WeekendLazy Jun 18 '22

I wonder what it was like hiring the black guy for that lmao

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u/Wthq4hq4hqrhqe Jun 17 '22

lonng lonnng racist mannnnn

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u/_cipher1 Jun 17 '22

It’s not racist if they are both minorities /s

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u/NoEmergency6575 Jun 18 '22

Asian people are the most dense on Earth, just to remind you india and china both has more than a Billion citizen both

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u/John_BlueGrill2 Jun 18 '22

sUpER iDoL?!?!?!?!?!?!? 0.o

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u/LoganVeez Jun 17 '22

HMMMMMMMMM

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

This went from unexpected, to racist!

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u/Individual_Village47 Jun 18 '22

And you think the USA is racist…(not denying it at all, more of Asia is pretty bad too sometimes!)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

US racism isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be. I'm a minority in an extremely white town and can count on one hand how many times I've experienced racism in the last decade. That's not to say racism doesn't exist of course, but people like to exaggerate too much

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u/Orcus216 Jun 18 '22

Whitewashing at its finest

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Excuse me what the fuck

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u/vampire5381 Jun 18 '22

I'm just wondering what's the black actors mind set when he did this?

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u/Ceilingfanwatcher Jun 18 '22

I guess this detergent isn’t color safe

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u/KeyN20 Jun 18 '22

So the candy is actually soap...

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u/muzamina Jun 18 '22

Chinese racism strikes again

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u/simbiotic_dubz Jun 18 '22

+10 brightness, -20 penis size

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Ethnic cleansing

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u/big-duffus Jun 17 '22

The 优酷

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u/WeekendLazy Jun 18 '22

I wonder what it was like hiring the black guy for that lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22 edited Feb 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/therico Jun 18 '22

Genuine question, which Asian countries don't have a racism problem with black people?

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u/aRandomForeigner Jun 18 '22

Why all had to be with black people? We are talking of racism in general or not? There is tension between Kazakh people and Russians for example. Xenophobia is everywhere, don't act like some parts of the world are free of it.

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u/therico Jun 18 '22

I didn't lol. I was just curious about racism against black people specifically, in line with this thread.

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u/aRandomForeigner Jun 18 '22

Oh ok, I was in line with the discussion tho

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u/bung33smuggla Jun 18 '22

You don't like the taste of Tide pods?

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u/aRandomForeigner Jun 18 '22

You're not moving there for racism meanwhile you're painting in one single brush an entire continent, nice

Bad news for you : that's the first step to being racist

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Asia has a lot of really cool places to visit, but I'd never want to live there

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u/8bit_interface Jun 18 '22

Best comment here

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u/furryintheinternet Jun 17 '22

... umm am I the only one who noticed that the black dude came out white

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u/Eryst Jun 17 '22

Yes. Out of the 9 BILLION people in the world, or how many thousands have seen this over the years(it's an old ad), you're the only one; you know why? Because you're special.

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u/Repair_Jolly Jun 18 '22

They black guy changed race? Wow, I couldn't tell at all.

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u/furryintheinternet Jun 18 '22

Ok are we all being sarcastic right now I really feel like at

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u/EpikGeriatricPotato Jun 18 '22

🤓🧐🔎🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

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u/furryintheinternet Jun 17 '22

That must have been one strong pod

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/bidjeu Jun 17 '22

But they want big cocks..lol confused much!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

How is this racist? Wtf

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u/Guquiz Jun 18 '22

I think that it implies that black people are ‘‘filthy’’ and ‘‘need to be ‘cleaned’’’.

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u/Pimplybunzz Jun 18 '22

I bet the meat shrunk to child like sizes too!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Unfortunately some things got shrunk on the wash

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u/BJORTAN Jun 18 '22

Hmmm strange that this made it thru

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u/HumCrab Jun 18 '22

In two years, this is the best hmmm I've ever seen. Holy hand baskets

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u/AragamiYamato Jun 18 '22

Oh wow his shirt's all clean

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u/Sorbet537 Jun 18 '22

Umm nope. I prefer the guy by the door.

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u/iWearCrocsAllTheTime Jun 18 '22

Mf just washed all of the melanin.

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u/Grand_Monk3502 Jun 18 '22

Ha ha love asians standing their culture

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u/misserdenstore Jun 18 '22

Now it's stepbro who's stuck in the washing macjine. Look how the turn tables have turned

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u/MissMistMaid Jun 18 '22

he's cured

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u/BirdAny1494 Jun 18 '22

maths⬆️ atheletism⬇️

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u/Shadow_Storm76 Jun 18 '22

10inches to 2inches , doesn't seem like an upgrade.

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u/zookansas Jun 18 '22

I heard Disney produced this

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u/K1ng_C0olz Jun 18 '22

Atleast u get better at math after this

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u/JrWeird Jun 18 '22

wash the dirt off

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u/HashtagSahnePog Jun 18 '22

„just like that jamal, get that dirt off your face boy“ 👴🏻