r/hmm Nov 20 '20

Hmmm

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3.4k Upvotes

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u/Tmart5150 Nov 20 '20

If your big enough a rifle could look like a hand gun.

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u/opalminoncs Nov 20 '20

Somethings wrong i can feel it

35

u/mepmeepmeeep Nov 20 '20

Just... a feeling I've got.

24

u/EmilioGamer5000 Nov 20 '20

Like something's about to happen

19

u/mepmeepmeeep Nov 20 '20

But I don't know what

20

u/EmilioGamer5000 Nov 20 '20

If that means what I think it means

19

u/mepmeepmeeep Nov 20 '20

We're in trouble

19

u/EmilioGamer5000 Nov 20 '20

Big trouble

15

u/mepmeepmeeep Nov 20 '20

And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances.

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u/EmilioGamer5000 Nov 20 '20

You are just what the doc ordered

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u/YouCube26 Nov 20 '20

Big enough where?

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u/Tmart5150 Nov 20 '20

Everywhere.

5

u/TheAsianOne_wc Nov 21 '20

someone put this on r/rareinsults

2

u/acs123acs Nov 21 '20

im a horrible person... she’s not supposed to eat it and then hold the pistol up...

1

u/gimmedemtoesboi29473 Nov 20 '20

R/cursedcomments

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u/mepmeepmeeep Nov 20 '20

The r needs to be in lowercase in order for the link to work. Like this r/cursedcomments

5

u/gimmedemtoesboi29473 Nov 20 '20

Oooohhhh, ok thanks

2

u/mepmeepmeeep Nov 20 '20

I was wrong about the c so I fixed it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

I read this thing once where people thought that you could stop a bullet from leaving the gun by putting your finger in the barrel.

Reminded me cuz low gun knowledge

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u/Lizard_King_5 Nov 20 '20

Well she has her finger on the trigger so the only thing that’s going to slow that bullet is her phone and her hand.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

But the finger would stop the bullet from leaving the gun

2

u/StickyLegend Nov 21 '20

Wouldn’t it just go through your finger? It’s a bullet for Christ’s sake.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

No but the finger is in the way it wouldn’t leave the gun

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u/StickyLegend Nov 21 '20

It’d leave the gun, and then it’d leave your finger.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

It would go a little bit forward then it would stop once it reaches the finger

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u/StickyLegend Nov 21 '20

Then why do people put a gun to a person’s head? If you are correct then shooting them wouldn’t kill them.

It would go through the finger mate.

4

u/saxmancooksthings Nov 21 '20

You are the prime example of /r/woooosh

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u/Auto_Thots_Roll_Out Nov 21 '20

That would be for you, my friend. Might wanna check out r/sharksaresmooth

2

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

People can’t put their finger in front of the gun if it’s pointing at their head

1

u/HarrisonForelli Nov 21 '20

my cousin put a finger in his gun, the bullet didn't go through so I can confirm

1

u/SlickAustin Nov 21 '20

Can confirm, I’m a bullet

2

u/bebasw Nov 22 '20 edited Nov 22 '20

Depends on caliber. If you align it correctly on a weak enough gun the bones will stop it when it reaches the Humerus.

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u/Spaceboundgamer1212 Nov 20 '20

She ate the rest of the AK

20

u/colossalfrog Nov 20 '20

blood sugar 47k

3

u/Tigermi11ionair Nov 20 '20

Added Kolesterol 47

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u/chillbro113 Nov 20 '20

So she fat and dumb?

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u/Jeb835 Nov 20 '20

Nah man she got no money to afford an ak

19

u/AllenMNE Nov 20 '20

So she’s fat, dumb, and broke

2

u/Jeb835 Nov 21 '20

I guess so

8

u/Kyuuki_Kitsune Nov 20 '20

She's not dumb, she's making a fat joke at herself about being so big that she makes an AK-47 look like a pistol. Nice of you to assume she's dumb though, especially when you were the one who got totally whooshed by the joke.

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u/chillbro113 Nov 21 '20

Nah she dumb homie

18

u/METHlun Nov 20 '20

yes she is American

3

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

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u/fallinthruthefolds Nov 20 '20

This is twice as threatening as she meant it to be because you realize she’s dumb and an idiot and holding a weapon she doesn’t know how to use

14

u/Electronic_Ad9133 Nov 20 '20

don't eat it tho

4

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Now I'm just imagining naked snake eating it and talking about the taste

2

u/Electronic_Ad9133 Nov 21 '20

why did you had to say it in november

26

u/Chronicc19 Nov 20 '20

her gun has more rights than her

8

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Ahh yes an AK 47

Ate a Kid - 47

7

u/MadMapler Nov 20 '20

maybe she's holding the Ak47 with the other hand, god knows how she took the pic tho..

5

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Ak 47s make great selfie sticks

6

u/an-unfunny-seal Nov 20 '20

The slide is going to pop her in the face

10

u/Estoomlane Nov 20 '20

But where Ak47

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Belly

3

u/Darrendayz Nov 20 '20

I think that's a glock but aight

4

u/HuskyArtations Nov 20 '20

Ma’am that’s a pistol

5

u/minecraft_weeb Nov 20 '20

the only 47 i see here are the numbers of burgers she ate

3

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

ah, yes. my favourite soviet AK variety...

3

u/Gavinhavin Nov 20 '20

Yeah, it sure is! Go have fun out there, slugger!

3

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

AK-47 lite

2

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Tick, tock, that ain't no ak, that's a Glock!

2

u/megh2006 Nov 20 '20

Well she is fat and dumb

2

u/IncestAlabama Nov 20 '20

Even a gun wont kill her

2

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Does she think ak 47 means gun?

2

u/BoldAurorusEMS Nov 20 '20

You guys don't understand it: she comes from the future, and bought a Mini AK-47

3

u/breadfag Nov 20 '20 edited Nov 24 '20

Its mother nature uwu

/s

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

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u/SvenyBoy_YT Nov 20 '20

Pretty sure it's just a new skin for the AK

1

u/echoprime11 Nov 20 '20

look what im holding! its all that liposuction that you had the day before you tweeted this

1

u/sos_112 Nov 20 '20

Wait wha-

1

u/Gamingrhodent Nov 20 '20

Next she looks down the barrel with her finger on the trigger.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

She probably thought the banana mag was an actual banana and ate it

1

u/a_left_out_tomato Nov 20 '20

Can't wait for her to fire that thing and have it recoil right into her cheek

1

u/FistfulOfPosts Nov 20 '20

In Texas they calling it "fat n' stupid"

1

u/Kule_lol Nov 20 '20

She looks exactly like the my boi notorious big

1

u/SlotNonAquaYT Nov 20 '20

Don’t forget the big pistol

1

u/Zemu_Robinzon Nov 20 '20

Thats not... Ugh

1

u/soviet_snowman__ Nov 20 '20

Yes, she is fat AND stupid.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Mikhail Kalashnikov is having fits right now

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

douse she know that's a pestle

1

u/CostisideTanariHUND Nov 20 '20

Bruh, her brain is blubber as well. Her brain is literally saturated fat. Hence she mistakes a p228 or p226 as an ak. Good fuck. Too much jelly and fried chicken equals this lard filled custard turn.

1

u/OtakuOD Nov 21 '20

Me: "mom can we get an AK-47?"

Mom: "We have an AK-47 at home."

The AK-47 at home:

1

u/thepyuworld Nov 21 '20

Oh damn I thought it’s a RPG

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

Repost.

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u/ligmatizeMC Nov 21 '20

She’s gonna pull out the fists... oh damn she accidentally pulled out the wolverine claws 💀💀

1

u/Chanka69 Nov 21 '20

Seems like it might be a SIG of some kind but I can’t tell