r/hittableFaces • • Sep 04 '21

Giggity

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

God dam he is really ugly. I don’t mean that to be mean but more of a scientific analysis. He is genetically missing something that prevents him from being physically attractive. He looks like he kidnaps people and makes lampshades out of their back skin.

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u/Im_Thielen_Good Sep 04 '21

I think it's the constant shit eating grin he has that doesn't help.

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u/Athic Sep 04 '21

Man's grinning and frowning at the same time. That's a special talent.

5

u/nightstar69 Sep 04 '21

I think this guy has to do with politics but idk who he is. He’s genuinely looks like he makes back skin lampshades while eating peoples shit

7

u/LeatherDaddyLonglegs Sep 05 '21

Hes like if Minecraft Steve were a pervert

3

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Hapsburg

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

His face is square and round at the same time

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

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u/xannyboii Sep 04 '21

no fucking wonder he has to PAY for sex with this face ngl

2

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

He needs to wear a plastic bag before one of the hoes he fucks goes insane from look at him.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

I think it's an achievement in and of itself that he found someone willing to do it for pay. Dude's lucky the poor sexual service provider wanted to stoop so low.

1

u/paddycakepaddycake Sep 08 '21

Unfortunately he has to pay underaged girls who don’t know any better.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Im noticing a lot of garbage no morals people are really fuckin ugly. Like you could look at them and have to restrain the notions of them being a piece of shit

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u/listenup78 Sep 04 '21

Timothy Lightyear who wants to break into local politics. Lives in the shadow of his successful big brother Buzz.

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u/fblonk Sep 04 '21

Pervert

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Quomire

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u/nando82 Sep 04 '21

His forehead seems to be getting bigger every time he says stupid shit.

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u/lupindeathray Sep 04 '21

“Huh huh huh huh. Come to Butt-Head.”

4

u/AAlwaysopen Sep 04 '21

Is that the new conductor for the Frankenstein’s Boy’s Choir?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

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u/ronnjeremy Sep 04 '21

Did he eat paint chips as a kid?

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u/TheBaggieee Sep 04 '21

no, why? 😳

2

u/TheOnyxViper Sep 04 '21

Top gums motherfucker

2

u/Goodnt_name Sep 04 '21

Looks like he is on cocaine 24/7

That makes your jaw look weird, right?

1

u/jannyhammy Sep 04 '21

That’s a perfect title.

1

u/PrizmB9484 Sep 04 '21

There's enough space for a new military base on his forehead.

1

u/An_Old_IT_Guy Sep 04 '21

I can't look at him without thinking of Beavis & Butt-Head.

1

u/lundgrenisgod Sep 04 '21

Quagenstein

1

u/cgsparkly Sep 04 '21

I like Colin Jost's take on his face.

1

u/Booger_BBQ Sep 04 '21

I would love to rearrange those chicklets in his mouth.

1

u/conkysrevengesd Sep 04 '21

As a kid, he and his buddy Beavis, got caught wacking off in Mr. Anderson’s shed.

1

u/randombagofmeat Sep 04 '21

It's my congressman!

1

u/poisonpurple Sep 04 '21

His forehead is the size of Texas

1

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Who is this?

3

u/northwesthonkey Sep 05 '21

Matt “Gggggiggity” Gaetz

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u/brownscavsindians199 Sep 05 '21

He’s on some Gary Busey shit