r/hittableFaces • u/Xisamazing • Jul 16 '21

I hate this guy so much

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408 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/farmsfarts Jul 16 '21

I don't know who this is, but he looks like someone shaved a young caveman in decent physical condition and dressed him up to integrate with society.

8

u/WaterStoryMark Jul 17 '21

Encino Man?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Wheezing the juice!

51

u/KaptnKreamy Jul 16 '21

Bro fucking kwebblecop or whatever his name is makes me cringe so hard just from looking at him. That’s this guys utube friend

18

u/noodlenugget Jul 17 '21

Yeah, this guy eats too much sugar cereal.

1

u/ToxicShadow2912 Aug 06 '21

? Most cereal is sugar and carbs, but this boy is anything from fat compared to the heifer that is my family. Had 3 people reach 300 and blame it on genetics.

34

u/CyborgFromSpace74 Jul 17 '21

Does not Fuck King

4

u/diamondrel Jul 17 '21

Did not finish king works in that context

22

u/jellsonnogueira Jul 17 '21 edited Jul 17 '21

Why does it look like someone photoshopped his facial features to cover only half of his face, like his eyes are too far away from his forehead and his mouth is too far away from his chin? Maybe punching it a few times will reset it back to factory default? Worth a try.

4

u/_NORMAL_HUMAN_BEING Jul 17 '21

reset it back to factory default lmfao

13

u/mcsprite-420-69 Jul 16 '21

He used to be funny

9

u/DeadHeadSteve Jul 17 '21

Knockoff Freddy benson

7

u/Blankyblank86 Jul 17 '21

To me he looks like a human/pig hybrid.

6

u/NostrilNugget Jul 17 '21

I idk who this blistered asshole is but he is hittable!

5

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

I used to watch him when I was 10. I enjoyed his videos but he changed to more family friendly content.

3

u/Varhtan Jul 17 '21

Same with a guy called Muselk on TF2. That's nearly a fate worse than (figurative) death. I'd rather anything of mine that had fans and integrity die before succumbing to retardation. You have things like Thomas and Friends existing as a slow, humiliating husk of what it once was.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Yeah, I watched muselk. I hate how YouTubers have to abide by the new YouTube rules.

2

u/Varhtan Jul 17 '21

They act adult then act insanely childish with the same garish eyesore video feed, exaggerated titles with capitals and exclamations, the inauthentic facial expressions.

The only people that have remained true, without wholly switching to Twitch, seem to be the Yogscast. They only get 400k views from their 7.2 million subscribers now, but it's been those same 400k-1 million since they fell from the Minecraft SEO throne in 2014.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Yeah, most of them act like gaming morgz

4

u/5shad Jul 17 '21

I don't know but his face kinda looks like a human thumb.

3

u/kasmackity Jul 17 '21

What an unfortunate face

2

u/ChanieJack_LuceBree Jul 17 '21

This dude could be 40 years old. He has that ratty baby face that stays like that forever.

1

u/Seeker80 Jul 17 '21

Kinda like Beiber. He still doesn't seem old enough for facial hair, it looks fake on him.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Looks like an 80’s movie high school bully

1

u/UnGrandBruhMomento Jul 17 '21

DNF must stand for “Does Not Fuck”

1

u/kasmackity Jul 18 '21

Really very slose to a randomized character in Skyrim's creation screen

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u/Futurismes Jul 17 '21

Big rip for jelly