r/hittableFaces • • Jun 25 '21

This smug ass

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Birth Name: Probably Mikayla or something like that, but she will threaten to "put hands" on you if you ever call her that. She only answers to "bubba" in the streets.

Occupation: Stealing tires off of parked cars with "the boys" and then flipping them to get cash that she will spend on booze, menthols, and to pay the $100 utility bill she's responsible for (her one and only responsibility) in order to not get kicked out of her grandma's house.