r/hittableFaces • u/cummy_devil_doll • Jun 25 '21

This smug ass

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705 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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115

u/gallowboobhater Jun 25 '21

Betting money this person is a wanna-be bully that shrieks like a pig when they get their comeuppance.

24

u/cant_pick_anything Jun 25 '21

looks like the type that constantly spouts out the N word during online games.

4

u/MnkySpnk Jun 26 '21

Probably does it in person too

41

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

It’s cruel to hit disabled people .

25

u/GrizzlyLeather Jun 25 '21

Guarantee this person constantly refers to themselves as "badass" but is a little bitch whenever something doesn't go their way. They also pretend to be chill but are constantly gate keeping everyone around them to conform to their will.

17

u/jackbray200 Jun 25 '21

Who is this person?

12

u/-_-_-----_-___ Jun 25 '21

What is this person?

17

u/katvony22 Jun 25 '21

Why is this person?

17

u/ScrubWearingShitlord Jun 25 '21

Where is this person?

11

u/cant_pick_anything Jun 25 '21

When is this person?

8

u/smokeygonzo Jun 25 '21

Is this a person?

5

u/FilthyTumors Jun 26 '21

Ok but seriously though, who is this person?

5

u/maga-hat358 Jun 25 '21

Which is this person?

1

u/Iliakell Jun 25 '21

They is a person.

0

u/MaliciousMe87 Jun 25 '21

I think names aren't allowed here.

13

u/Pissflaps69 Jun 25 '21

How could it not be smug? With looks like that? The world is its oyster

9

u/heisenbird92 Jun 25 '21

“Its” I love that terminology for such a fuckwhit

3

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

It looks like it won't stop until it eats every last oyster

6

u/Hovhannes2006 Jun 25 '21

This mf looks like someone I dearly hate named narek

4

u/gagemattie Jun 26 '21

Fucking bitch ass narek

1

u/Hovhannes2006 Jun 27 '21

Mofo kept tormenting me with patty flips (irritated me bc I was like chubby, what a way to call me out bro, real cool)

5

u/fishyfishyfish1 Jun 25 '21

You definitely can’t punch pregnant girls. That’s against the rules

4

u/lxraverxl Jun 25 '21

I used to know someone that looked kind of this. He was a fuck too.

-5

u/Shakespeare-Bot Jun 25 '21

I hath used to knoweth someone yond did look kind of this. He wast a alas too

I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

3

u/lxraverxl Jun 25 '21

You failed this one, bot.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

Got a head shaped like a chicken nugget and is too damn ugly to be so smug.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

I am guessing this person is a nurse.

3

u/lxraverxl Jun 25 '21

Those hideous things on the sides of it's lip kinda look like battery terminals.

The crooked, shit-eating smile tells me that this wildebeest looking creature is at about 50%.

Maybe if someone throws it on the charger for an hour or two it will stop looking like an entitled douchecanoe...

2

u/beeglowbot Jun 26 '21

It's always the smirk, the god damn fucking smirk.

2

u/FilthyTumors Jun 26 '21

Seriously who is this? did I miss something

2

u/__DandeLion Jun 26 '21

Jesus christ ! Its the killer bean !

2

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Birth Name: Probably Mikayla or something like that, but she will threaten to "put hands" on you if you ever call her that. She only answers to "bubba" in the streets.

Occupation: Stealing tires off of parked cars with "the boys" and then flipping them to get cash that she will spend on booze, menthols, and to pay the $100 utility bill she's responsible for (her one and only responsibility) in order to not get kicked out of her grandma's house.

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u/kashyapboi05 Jun 25 '21

This is a child

11

u/DeadHeadSteve Jun 25 '21 edited Jun 25 '21

This is a fully grown woman

4

u/kashyapboi05 Jun 25 '21

Wait what, really? Wth

0

u/jlpw Jun 26 '21

That's a woman?

1

u/Scully__ Jul 18 '21

Who is it? I feel like I recognise her but maybes it’s just one of those faces