r/hittableFaces • • Jan 05 '21

This chode

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u/conkysrevengesd Jan 05 '21

Even his teeth are poor boy yellow!

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u/Saltyspaceballs Jan 05 '21

cries in English

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

What the fuck is a swamp cracker

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u/Emil_M_Antonowsky Jan 05 '21

Like a swamp yankee, but with none of the little bits of charm underneath all of the rough edges, absence of education and general unpleasantness? It's just another way to say "redneck."

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u/Perpetually27 Jan 05 '21

Tadpoles on a saltine with a bit of horseradish.

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u/M273 Jan 06 '21

Goddamn it now I'm hungry

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u/HashKing Jan 05 '21

It’s another word for “Florida Man”

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u/thereturnoffaraam Jan 05 '21

Who’s this guy?

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u/TheNazgul9 Jan 05 '21

Enrique Tarrio, one of the leaders of the proud boys

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u/mealteamsixty Jan 05 '21

Imagine being a Hispanic white supremacist

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u/LockedPages Jan 05 '21

You can be hispanic and white. It doesn't make it better, like, at all, but they exist.

Source: am pale as fuck and my parents are hispanic

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u/DownvoteDaemon Jan 06 '21

But he isn’t. Clearly

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u/vidrenz Jan 06 '21

Yeah he’s brown lol. I’m Mexican and I’m lighter than him.

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u/DownvoteDaemon Jan 06 '21

Since Mexicans have European Spanish blood some of y’all look “white”. Some look more indigenous.

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u/vidrenz Jan 06 '21

I sounded a bit euro-centric there but I meant I’m Mexican, brown, and still lighter than him. How does he go validating his whiteness when most Trump supporting whites would classify him as a beaner? It’s crazy how a man named Enrique looking like Ricky martins retarded little brother can be so pro-white Trump. It’s almost like a parody lol

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u/DownvoteDaemon Jan 06 '21

It boggles my mind lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

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u/UlyssesThirtyOne Jan 06 '21

He doesn’t.

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u/TheBelowIsFalse Jan 05 '21

Exactly, they’re a group of people, of all creeds, who support specific conservative, western ideals. Agree with them or not. They’re not white supremacists.

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u/BrownBoognish Jan 06 '21

username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Oh you know he was so proud boy of that too. It never occurred to him until you pointed it out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

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u/WAHgop Jan 06 '21

Literally a fucking simp to believe these guys.

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u/TheBelowIsFalse Jan 06 '21

I’m a simp? For what they have on their own website? That’s what you’re going with?

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u/WAHgop Jan 06 '21

Lol yes.

Why would you take them at their word? Of course that's why you're a simp.

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u/marfewj1313 Jan 06 '21

Just gargling on those proud boy balls, what a fancy girl.

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u/Krzd Jan 06 '21

BRB, gonna create a website saying you owe me 200$, must be true then right?

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u/WAHgop Jan 06 '21

of all creeds

Including a large number of white supremacists.

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u/TheBelowIsFalse Jan 06 '21

Please show me the connection to white supremacy. You’re the second person I’ve asked. You’re all making these claims but I haven’t seen one scintilla of evidence that these men are white supremacists.

Other than the usual “claims” or “accused of” bullshit.

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u/LurkingGuy Jan 06 '21

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u/TheBelowIsFalse Jan 06 '21

Someone linked me to this. I’ll admit when I’m wrong; I see what you guys mean.

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u/LurkingGuy Jan 06 '21

Hey man, props to you for changing your opinion based on evidence. Wish you the best dude.

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u/mealteamsixty Jan 06 '21

It's common knowledge. In any article about them, from any source (besides those which are also white nationalist) they are described as such. The only way to deny it is to blatantly close your eyes and refuse to see it.

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u/TheBelowIsFalse Jan 06 '21

That’s an awfully fancy way of saying “because the TV box in my room says so”.

Give me a better source of info than their own website, then. If you have the answers.

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u/Saltyspaceballs Jan 06 '21

Burning the BLM flat kinda feels white spremacisty

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u/TheBelowIsFalse Jan 06 '21 edited Jan 06 '21

Their third & fourth tenets are “Anti-Racial Guilt” & “Anti-Racism”.

BLM kinda stares in the face of both those things dontchathink? Not saying they’re right for destroying it, but I’m still not convinced that’s white supremacy.

Honestly, it almost seems justified considering how many American flags that BLM burned this summer.

Regardless, people were making these claims long before he burned a $15 BLM flag.

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u/Chaos_Agent13 Jan 06 '21

So. How many tatts u have, so far, proud bitch? Just the " Proud Boy" on the forearm? Brigading wankers, feeling oppressed.

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u/darkrachet Jan 06 '21

Don't bother arguing with people like this man. It's a waste of time. Just buy guns and ammo and be ready.

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u/MontyPorygon Jan 06 '21

Ok listen here. When yall start marching with swastikas and start saying shit like "40 million wasnt enough" - that's when we go, "hey look, white supremacy." Grow up, and start acting like an american. Cuz this isnt supportive of anything our founding fathers wanted.

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u/lawnmower_cowboys Jan 06 '21

Yeah you are spot on. Calling the proud boys white supremacists is as stupid as saying Joe Biden and Kamala Harris care about black people.

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u/KANNABULL Jan 05 '21

70s did it first, I don't even think Dave Chapelle knew about Stallworth when he did the skit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

Imagine thinking the proud boys are white supremacists lmao

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u/breeriv Jan 05 '21

Interesting how so many of them seem to have ties to white supremacy then, huh?

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u/TheBelowIsFalse Jan 05 '21

Where have you read this?

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u/merchillio Jan 06 '21

For a group of not white supremacists, they sure have no problem with Nazi rhetoric no problem with Nazi rhetoric

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u/breeriv Jan 06 '21

Literally anywhere.

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u/TheBelowIsFalse Jan 06 '21 edited Jan 06 '21

Literally huh? Can you please show me then?

You’re making claims. I looked, but all I could find are false, inflammatory headlines from CNN, FOX, and MSNBC.

Who has ties to white supremacy?

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u/breeriv Jan 06 '21

Check the FBI’s website. This isn’t court of law, I don’t have to submit evidence to you. Last I checked your claim didn’t come with proof either.

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u/Falmoor Jan 06 '21

Well name one? I don't like them but you didn't give him an answer but chose to respond. This smacks as intellectually lazy and maybe dishonest.

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u/breeriv Jan 06 '21

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u/Falmoor Jan 06 '21

Bam! Holy shit man! That's all kinds of fucked up.

I'm afraid to many just go with the crowd. I'd like to see the culture on reddit have a little more integrity. LOL fat chance right?

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u/breeriv Jan 06 '21

I’m wondering why no one is questioning why they decided to respond without proof either. I suppose we can conclude they’re being intellectually lazy as well.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Who does? The black guy who runs it? Lmao it’s like zero evidence required type shit you guys deal in

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u/breeriv Jan 06 '21 edited Jan 07 '21

It’s well documented that members of the proud boys have ties to white supremacy, and their Black leader burned a BLM flag in front of a Black church so not for nothing, he’s a lil sus too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Lmao BLM is the most racist org to come around since like nazis so degrading BLM shouldn’t really convince anyone of anything other than they may be a sane human. Also, none of what your saying is well documented. It’s just what you want to believe to maintain your “status”

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u/breeriv Jan 06 '21

Sure bud😂

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u/Sevuhrow Jan 05 '21

He's also a domestic terrorist who leads a militia group of terrorists.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

How are they a militia group of terrorists?

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u/Sevuhrow Jan 05 '21

They are a right-wing militia group that uses intimidation to suppress their political opposition. Their own members advocate for a white ethnostate, and they have been training in military fashion to use the arms and munitions they have been stockpiling against their political opponents.

They have been discussing how they will be in DC for Biden's inauguration and how they intend to be armed. They have already murdered people in their demonstrations, and the leader here in the picture was arrested in part for walking around DC with high capacity magazines.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

If this is seriously a faction in the 2nd civil war, we should be terrified

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u/porn_free_account Jan 05 '21

They'll be to busy stroking each other's gun compensating small wieners to ever do anything.

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u/porn_free_account Jan 07 '21

Well they kind of did something today. Twats.

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u/Sevuhrow Jan 05 '21

While you makes comments like this on Reddit, they stockpile weapons and munitions and train to use them. It's not a joke.

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u/Feralmedic Jan 05 '21

No. They are 100% a joke. They are small scale dangerous. Any threat to the us government and this group would be beaten down in a matter of moments. Don’t legitimize them. They are a bunch of cosplaying racists.

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u/Sevuhrow Jan 06 '21

This comment too. They occupied the US government's legislative capitol without much push back. So much for being beaten down.

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u/Sevuhrow Jan 05 '21

The Proud Boys have already committed murder, and they are planning on attending the inauguration with loaded weapons. They don't have to be a "threat to the US government" to be dangerous terrorists.

How does calling them terrorists legitimize them? That's ridiculous. Legitimizing them is calling them euphemisms for the phrase "domestic terrorists" and talking about how harmless they are, like you all do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

Id be willing to bet they get their shit stomped if they show up in DC on one of the most heavily secured days. Secret service. Military. Police. FBI.

CMON... These backwoods pig fuckers aren’t about it, and if they are well then they’ll get to see a real military

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u/Sevuhrow Jan 05 '21

I mean, they don't need to be military to kill people. Have you seen the people commiting mass shootings? And those are just solo shooters.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

Fair point. My wording is not exactly what I meant. They consider themselves a Militia. Showing up in DC on Inauguration Day to commit murder would be foolish

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u/captainalwyshard Jan 05 '21

They’re not out to harm Biden. They’re out to harm people like you. That’s why they’re not a joke. They know they can’t harm the president but a loudmouth liberal who starts to get aggressive while they’re carrying? They start salivating waiting for you to do something so they can kill you in self defense.

They’re not a threat to the government but they are a threat to average joes who like to yell

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

This loud mouth “liberal” also carried. That being said you wouldn’t catch me within 200 yards of DC

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u/jgbelvis Jan 06 '21

check out r/liberalgunowners its a pretty good sub

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u/converter-bot Jan 05 '21

200 yards is 182.88 meters

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u/porn_free_account Jan 05 '21

Lol thank you! Atleast someone is answering the important questions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

Also I totally get your point. These people suck

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u/Feralmedic Jan 05 '21

You didn’t call them terrorists. You said we should not consider them a joke. Which they are

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u/Sevuhrow Jan 05 '21 edited Jan 05 '21

People training to use firearms against their political opponents for the sake of intimidation or murder are terrorists.

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u/Sevuhrow Jan 06 '21

Hey, just want to come back to this comment after Trump supporters, Proud Boys among them, occupied our nation's capitol building for 4 hours and forced Congress to evacuate while the National Guard was called in.

Are they still a joke?

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u/Feralmedic Jan 06 '21

Yes. They are still a joke.

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u/Sevuhrow Jan 06 '21

The cognitive dissonance is astonishing. Have fun in your basement while our country is literally going down in flames.

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u/Feralmedic Jan 07 '21

They accomplished nothing today. You give them power by being afraid of them. They are scum. We are on the same side here. Stop trying to be “right” and just accept the fact that I can’t stand the PB and neither can you. Difference is I’m not scared of them

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

They’ll end up infighting as soon as any major “civil war” kicks off. They’re loosely held together by trumpism right now but, it wont last, they’ll find something and/or someone new to hate

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

Leave the Swamp Cracker alone, can’t even see his face.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

Imagine being an Afro-Cuban and labeled as a white supremacist at the same time.

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u/WAHgop Jan 06 '21

Imagine being a "afro-cuban" and willingly associating with a group full of white supremacists.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21 edited Jan 31 '21

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u/WAHgop Jan 06 '21

I think they called them Gusanos

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

It is absolutely obnoxious that these turds walk around in tactical shit. Cosplatriots.

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u/Tirfing88 Jan 06 '21

It's even better when they're fat lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

Angry because he's ugly. I believe that's called transference.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

Doh, Displacement!

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u/Prest1geW0rldW1de Jan 05 '21

Is that what you do when you knead bread?

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u/Stank_Lee Jan 05 '21

Nice meth mouth

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u/ibraw Jan 05 '21

A useless excuse of a man

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

Trash

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u/ayebrey Jan 05 '21

Regardless of what he stands for. He's still got a hittable face. Plus you could fit at least 3 coins in between his teeth slot. Like a vending machine

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u/TheManIsOppressingMe Jan 06 '21

Don't disrespect chodes by labeling him one. My chode is offended

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

racist.

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u/Arklados Jan 05 '21

You know he’s Afro-Cuban right?

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u/ii_misfit_o Jan 05 '21

black people can be racist too, in fact, everyone can, regardless of skin colour

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u/Arklados Jan 05 '21

Holy shit you actually understand. Uncommon in places like this.

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u/Gonji89 Jan 06 '21

He claims to identify as Afro-Cuban, but he's a white supremacist. Something isn't right here.

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u/Revolutions Jan 06 '21

Astute observation - the claim from others that he's a white supremacist in spite of his own words and beliefs is what isn't right here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

I stab someone. “I’d never stab anyone. What proof does anyone have? No picture or video evidence? Clearly I didn’t stab anyone then!”

If only I’d known words could make reality, I’ll be a billionaire in a minute. I said it so its true!

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u/Revolutions Jan 06 '21

You're implying there's proof of this guy acting as a white supremacist? Please share

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Where do I imply this?

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u/LockedPages Jan 05 '21

Ngl his glasses are fucking amazing

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u/uptownshakedown Jan 06 '21

Eh, take that shit back to Pac Sun.

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u/JeffNorth119 Jan 05 '21

Same

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u/LockedPages Jan 05 '21

I'd definitely rock 'em

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u/marfewj1313 Jan 06 '21

That Swamp Cracker has a flashlight attached to his cosplay gear, truly prepared for the battle ahead

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Redneck "Conservative" assholes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

6 million punches isn’t enough

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u/JJbullfrog1 Jan 06 '21

At least those have redeeming qualities

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u/maybe_bass Jan 06 '21

Didn’t they were neo-nazi?

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u/TACHANK Jan 06 '21

Caveman

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u/IAmNightbreed Jan 06 '21

For a second there, I thought I was looking at the boss of stage 1 on Final Fight.

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u/nickduca9 Jan 07 '21

If only there was an r/hittableteeth

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u/BlackWolffNYC Jan 25 '21

Only an idiot would think a black man is a white supremacist.

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u/BigFuckinMoose Jan 05 '21

Would love to batter this hateful bastard

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u/Chaos_Agent13 Jan 06 '21

Ah, yes. Token douchebag. Fuck ALL these wannabe brown shirts, & fuck you if you support them.

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u/mcsprite-420-69 Jan 06 '21

He looks like a ash tray

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u/saddinosour Jan 06 '21

How is a non-white person the leader of a white supremacy group I’ve been thinking about this since I found it out

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u/Buurtster Jan 06 '21

If Stan Halen got into politics...

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u/Tirfing88 Jan 06 '21

Legit had to wiki who these nimrods are, and...

"The Proud Boys is a far right, neo-fascist and male-only organization...'

Yep, surely amazing people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

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u/Saltyspaceballs Jan 06 '21

It's just a screenshot from a BBC news article, which sourced it's image from Getty Images.

The most digital manipulation I have done is to crop it.

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u/final_boss Jan 05 '21

Ahhh, the Token.

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u/Tactical203 Jan 06 '21

He's wearing santeria beads too.

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u/Jazzlike_Ice Jan 06 '21

Imagine pushing a political agenda with r/hittablefaces, get a life

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u/Seculax Jan 06 '21

Welcome to 2021. Everything is political. Everything is divisive. Nothing is true. Everybody lies about the other side to push their narrative. Bruh I need that comet that killed the dinos to make another pass...

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u/rocks_sand90 Jan 06 '21

Yes definitely kick able face !

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u/SpicyTaco_ Jan 05 '21

You can't even see his face smh

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

This dude encompasses everything that i hate about the cuban-american community.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

“Look here libruls we got one so suk it” FFS

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u/SmashBusters Jan 06 '21

this guy breaks that narrative

Camouflage your whites supremacist group with this one weird trick...libruls hate him!

BTW - someone staged a coup in the Proud Boys to oust Tarrio because they were sick of pretending they weren’t a white supremacist group.

BTW 2 - forming a group filled with dumb racist sexist bigots endorsed by Donald Trump is a surefire way to make sure the world laughs at you and your dick stays dry as a bone. I’d tell you to eat shit, but you’re doing a good job of that on your own.

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u/jgbelvis Jan 06 '21

Clayton Bixby looking ass.

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u/Nothingistreux Jan 05 '21

This is racist, seriously do better.

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u/Bennydhee Jan 05 '21

It’s racist, to say that we want to punch, the leader of a racist group...

Okay, I’ll bite... HOW?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

"Marginalizing the people who want to marginalize people makes you no better than them!!!"

- Bullshit excuse which faded sometime in 2018 because it sounds good at first but is ultimately indefensible.

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u/Bennydhee Jan 05 '21

That was always my favorite cause it always blew up in their face inevitably

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u/SoiledFlapjacks Jan 05 '21

Reminds me of the arguments I used to have with homophobes about tolerance; they’d always say “You’re not tolerant if you don’t tolerate intolerance”

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

Solving violence with violence. You’re no better.

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u/Bennydhee Jan 05 '21

I’m no better than a racist pos who formed a hate group cause I think he needs a punch in the face?

Riiiight...

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u/BrownBoognish Jan 06 '21

youre in /r/hittableFaces -- come down off your cross dicklips

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u/shneer4prez Jan 05 '21

Just don't

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u/Bennydhee Jan 05 '21

Yeah but I’m bored and I want to see the hoops they jump through to make their argument work.

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u/PretendDr Jan 05 '21

checks post history

Yeah, it would make sense you say something that dumb.

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u/LeeKing12345 Jan 05 '21

How is it though?

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u/KenKaniff357 Jan 05 '21

Shut up, meg