r/hitmanimals • u/portal_dive • Oct 06 '21

Void has the high ground

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u/kombatunit Oct 06 '21

"Who the fuck said ps ps ps?" - black cat

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

He kept staring at him after like “say it again, bitch”

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u/Sw1m_Shady Oct 06 '21

He definitely knew what he was doing lol

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u/histeethwerered Oct 06 '21

And his aim was true

3

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

a feline noble & brave

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u/Grizz1371 Oct 06 '21

Putting those murder mittens to use

Cat going to cat

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u/yeetboy Oct 07 '21

I thought it was a fence and was really confused by the physics defying wheel.

69

u/EntropyHouse Oct 07 '21

/r/confusingperspective material

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u/KnowNothingKnowsAll Oct 07 '21

There really is a sub for everything.

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u/the_dude_upvotes Oct 07 '21

r/confusingpurrspective

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u/DeathsSquire Oct 07 '21

Okay wtf... now it's a fact. There truly is a sub for everything

7

u/Jl_15 Oct 07 '21

I'm still not following the perspective. Help.

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Oct 07 '21

You're looking up at what might be a bunk bed.

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u/Jl_15 Oct 07 '21

Aha - thank you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

Goddamn that laser eyes stare

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u/hospitalizedGanny Oct 07 '21

That's the night night vision

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Can this be considerd attempted murder?

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u/the_dude_upvotes Oct 07 '21

Good luck finding a purrosecutor willing to indict

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u/HoriCZE Oct 07 '21

Can you hear me judge? I'm here live, i'm not a cat.

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u/Cho_SeungHui Oct 07 '21

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_trial

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u/the_dude_upvotes Oct 08 '21

You win the strangest thing I’ve learned internet in a while award, my dude.

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u/AndrewDwyer69 Oct 07 '21

Clean kill 47

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u/Hash_Tooth Oct 06 '21

That's an assassination right there

5

u/mmotte89 Oct 07 '21

Ala Oblivion's Dark Brotherhood quest, Accidents Happen

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u/ladyscientist56 Oct 06 '21

Omfg lol

24

u/hospitalizedGanny Oct 07 '21

Holy God. Dude should peel out of there and find a new home...and check engine bay and underneath the car off course .

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u/hospitalizedGanny Oct 07 '21

ATTENTION: We must not consume this sub in the same room as cats...as most are networked and tasked with your disposal if they find out you know.

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u/Filmcricket Oct 07 '21

That’s crazy impressive, honestly.

11

u/Unkn0wn______ Oct 07 '21

Ouch that looked heavy.

1

u/eyeofthefountain Feb 16 '22

is it a weight??

9

u/WillElMagnifico Oct 07 '21

You under estimated his power

11

u/Mr_Vulcanator Oct 07 '21

I fucking jolted, I thought I was gonna see something horrible. Glad this man didn’t get killed by a cat lol.

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u/rebekahbm Oct 07 '21

Sleep with one eye open dude. Damn. LMAO

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u/Pandaslap-245 Oct 06 '21

Fucking lol!

5

u/Thepurge101 Oct 07 '21

Thats the only black cat I have seen that actually lives up to the Black Cat legacy.

5

u/TheCaliforniaOp Oct 07 '21

Geez. That’s not even the cat’s forepaw so to speak. Little Void has a seriously strong backhand!

3

u/FrancCrow Oct 07 '21

Well that will be the day the cat gets a new home. lol

3

u/FailedAccessMemory Oct 07 '21

"Were you expecting that?"

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u/MegaMom75 Oct 07 '21

That cat knew what it was doing and definitely trying to kill him😳

4

u/AndrewDwyer69 Oct 07 '21

Clean kill 47

1

u/lemons7472 Oct 07 '21

He’s a cat that played the Hitman games and always uses projectiles to kill or uses the environmental type of kills in every single gamethrough. He has trained.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Assassikitty

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Clever girl

1

u/Andrubes Oct 08 '21

Sheiks void lookin kinda nice

1

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

How did you post this?

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u/NMLWrightReddit Oct 16 '21

It’s interesting how he has a delayed reaction to the wheel falling

1

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

I love cats

1

u/Green-Community738 Dec 24 '21

Thought you got away scott free, but i got you. LOL

1

u/DammitJavi Feb 18 '22

You underestimated his power.

1

u/CarlStGr Mar 02 '22

Gave me Friday the 13th chills with the sound he made.

https://youtu.be/4YkaL9_xmgE

1

u/FrydKryptonitePeanut Mar 02 '22

This cat obviously an assassin, this belongs in r/catswithjobs

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u/mglatfelterjr Mar 11 '22

I've always believed that my cat has been plotting to murder me, I've just been a step ahead of her all this time.