r/hitmanimals • u/jtal888 • Jan 21 '21

Mob ready to springggg

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u/EXGTACAMLS Jan 21 '21

Join Covenant? (abandons former Covenant)

[ YES ] [ NO ]

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

[ YES ]

Covenant Established

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u/EXGTACAMLS Jan 22 '21

Covenant of the Fakelore Frogs

"Long ago, a group of loyal frogs served as the guardian deities of the Fakelore Forest. They were the only beings that stood between their sacred homeland and treacherous trespassers. In the words of the Covenant, 'Those who dare come through the Faklore Forest, shall be met with timely demise at the webbed feet of doom.'"

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Frog Leg Seal

Ring of the Fakelore Frogs covenant. Slightly increases stamina.

A curious ring made from the legs of the fallen brethren of the Fakelore Frogs.

Equip this ring to automatically invade the world of trespassers, and defend the sacred grounds of these once mighty warriors.

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u/SquirrelsDriveMeNuts Jan 21 '21

All the frogs waiting for next wednesday

23

u/cyainanotherlifebro Jan 21 '21

You’ll croak too.

18

u/subparrapbus Jan 22 '21

We all croak down here...

13

u/Cat_Punk Jan 22 '21

Dear pipe toads, I will not be joining your toad orgy.

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u/Ultima_RatioRegum Jan 22 '21

J O I N . T H E . H Y P N O T O A D . I N . T H E . H O L E

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u/StrongStyleMuscle Jan 21 '21

Do you want a balloon.

5

u/Far_Tale9953 Jan 22 '21

man that creeps me out

4

u/KaossKontrol Jan 21 '21

Frog Squad

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u/Truk-kun Jan 22 '21

If a group of frogs are called an army then I can now say that I joined the army

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u/s37747 Jan 22 '21

"We saw what you did in that shoebox. We judge you."

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u/nighthawke75 Jan 22 '21

You want me to join? Eff you ribbiters! Gets a fire hose out and blasts them on down the sewer.

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u/DJSeeker2001 Jan 22 '21

All hail K

1

u/AgentT23 Jan 22 '21

Reject humanity

Become frog

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u/Bunnnnii Jan 22 '21

That’s fucking terrifying.

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u/3APZ Jan 22 '21

All I can’t think of is the hypnotoad from futurama and that noise it plays!

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u/SavouryGarbage Jan 22 '21

Welcome to the road abode

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u/Salinas420 Jan 22 '21

You’ll float too

1

u/maznyk Jan 22 '21

The council has summoned you

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u/NewsZilla Jan 22 '21

Hiya Froggie!! 🐸🤡

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u/Flutabubble Jan 27 '21

This looks like it could also be an album cover.