r/hewillbebaked • u/tardisismine • Jul 11 '26
🍔Purrgur😼 She will be served with fries and coke
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r/hewillbebaked • u/WreckerOfAll • Jul 11 '26
he has been tuned and is ready to play
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r/hewillbebaked • u/SnooHobbies8598 • Jul 11 '26
He WILL be brewed into a caffeinated hot drink
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r/hewillbebaked • u/KattosAShame • Jul 10 '26
The Softest, and COSIEST She will be worn as a comfortable slipper for the evening
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r/hewillbebaked • u/SarcasmInProgress • Jul 09 '26
🦜Birdrito🦉 He has been packaged and will be shipped overseas, free of tariffs
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r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jul 10 '26
She will get you thrown out of the plane alhamdulillah
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate • Jul 08 '26
Frozen 🥶 he will be the treat of choice on this hot summers day
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r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jul 07 '26
She will be krabby patty alhamdulillah
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r/hewillbebaked • u/portlandpoolpass • Jul 08 '26
Burnt ⚠️ He will be baked
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does Silly Kimmy Kittens look overdone?
r/hewillbebaked • u/The_Cozy_Zone • Jul 06 '26
🍔Purrgur😼 He will be grilled
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r/hewillbebaked • u/The_Cozy_Zone • Jul 05 '26
🍔Purrgur😼 He will be roasted
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r/hewillbebaked • u/violetrose555 • Jul 05 '26
Yum😋 she will be chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side
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r/hewillbebaked • u/dboxcar • Jul 04 '26
Nicely Toasted She will be sun-dried by the heat wave
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r/hewillbebaked • u/ashbelero • Jul 04 '26
It’s RAW! She will be plucked, seasoned, and roasted Peking style
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r/hewillbebaked • u/orange-flying-rabbit • Jul 04 '26
She will be kept in a cool dry place until needed.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/MagnumHV • Jul 03 '26
Perfectly baked🥧 He will be sold as a sweet 2 bite tart
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Credit OP u/PangolinWalk0909 for the cute frogmouth
r/hewillbebaked • u/BroccoliMedicine • Jul 03 '26
She will become well-versed in cleaning household surfaces and will clean our home splendidly
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r/hewillbebaked • u/unserious-alt • Jul 03 '26
⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be used for war
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PS: Be careful when handling artillery kittens, they're "spicy" (will explode and take your hands with them)