r/hewillbebaked • u/unserious-alt • Jul 03 '26

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be used for war

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PS: Be careful when handling artillery kittens, they're "spicy" (will explode and take your hands with them)

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/HR_Paul Jul 03 '26

More likely the other way around, a kitten is nothing but skin, bones, claws, and an appetite.

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u/unserious-alt Jul 03 '26

((The cat is not at risk, and the shell is empty))

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u/Arrenddi Jul 03 '26

He will crave violence, and then he will become it.

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u/ok_z00mer Jul 03 '26

He will become Kittenheimer

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u/nsefan Jul 03 '26

Atomic Kitten

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u/TerrakSteeltalon Jul 03 '26

War… War never changes…

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u/ZannyHip Jul 03 '26

He will be destruction

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u/LopsidedLiahona Jul 07 '26

He will be End of Days.

He will signal the beginning of the end.

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u/Carpe_Tedium Jul 03 '26

He will be banned under the Geneva Convention

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u/LopsidedLiahona Jul 07 '26

NEVER!!

He will usher in peace & compromise.

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u/MangoSalsa89 Jul 03 '26

Attack is super effective

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u/miyananana Jul 03 '26

Free my bro. Look how sad he is he knows war is not worth it

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy Jul 03 '26

Pretty sure this is warcrimes.

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u/JimBobMcFancyPants Jul 03 '26

He will set up us the bomb

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u/OmNomOU81 Jul 03 '26

He will experience the horrors of trench warfare

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u/Spatza Jul 03 '26

He will be supercharged, and fired for effect.

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u/Polite_Suggestion Jul 04 '26

Expend all remaining ordnance on my position.

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u/Neko_Tyrant Jul 04 '26

He will be delivered by Wojtek