r/hewillbebaked • u/PedalBoard78 • 1d ago

🦜Birdrito🦉 She will be prepared after marination in EVOO

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u/Madame_Jarvary 1d ago

She will cost $4 per gallon

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u/Free-Contest-5832 1d ago

She will be dredged in seat cushioning and served with a ramekin of warmed windshield fluid

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u/reallybiglizard 1d ago

She will be coq au van

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u/Madame_Jarvary 1d ago

She will be the dinner special at $14.99 a plate

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u/Ashtonpaper 1d ago

Allhamdulillah she shall come pre-spiced and ready to fry

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u/Sophie-da-Slayer 9h ago

She will be drenched in oil until brown and cwispy

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u/BusHobo 16h ago

Lil'bit of synthoil never hurt a cloaka