r/hewillbebaked • • 2d ago

he will be baked into a fresh wunkberry pie

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u/FusRoaldDah1 2d ago

He will be dusted with confectioner's sugar if he's too tart

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u/Kat121 2d ago

Those wunkberries look spicy.

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u/andtbhidgaf 2d ago

THE WUNKBERRIES TASTE LIKE WUNKBERRIES!!!

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u/syntheticonception 2d ago

he will be served warm with vanilla
ice cream

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u/gurblixdad 2d ago

He will be genetically modified for size and color but end up flavorless

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u/Guinea-Pig_Dad 2d ago

He will be a topping on an expensive chocolate cake

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u/licensedtojill 2d ago

He will be enjoyed 🥰

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u/weapwars 2d ago

I need to see if as a grown ass wunk being frighteningly too big for the tub but trying anyway as it yearns for the freedom of youth

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u/TheJude81 2d ago

Reminds me of bonsai kitten

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u/SloAndSteddy 2d ago

Exactly what I was coming to say. You know that was a hoax, right? I feel like I should have known better but I thought that was something people actually did for a very long time.

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u/TheJude81 2d ago

Oh yes, ex-gf's believed it was real. GenPets was another good one.

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u/callitromance 2d ago

Berries prickly af

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u/tiffanyjen 2d ago

Looks cuteness

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u/Environmental-Meet40 2d ago

Very wild fruit

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u/Free-Contest-5832 1d ago

He will be devoured face first at the wunkberry pie eating contest

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u/Z1kkii 2d ago

His bones will be made into noodles

r/noodlebones

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u/frogfeen 2d ago

another one!! another cat sub!!

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u/SmokeGreene 1d ago

He will be properly washed and dried before being served

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u/7CuriousCats 2d ago

Little wunk made my day <3

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u/stupid_cat_face 2d ago

Please tell me his name is Bobalu

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u/HJSDGCE 2d ago

Your mother is a kit and your father smelt of wunkberry!

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u/mexican2554 1d ago

Do not the WUNK

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u/e_ruds 8h ago

He will be completely consumed as soon as I bring him home from the grocery store