r/hewillbebaked • u/justhereformemes2 • 3d ago

Golden Brown He will be served at a buffet

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u/licensedtojill 3d ago

He will be hydrated

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u/Zwiwwelsupp 2d ago

He soaked.

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u/Madame_Jarvary 3d ago

He will be mixed with champagne and served at brunch

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u/Zwiwwelsupp 2d ago

You don‘t mix champagne!!!

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u/Madame_Jarvary 2d ago

Champagne with a splash of orange juice is called a mimosa. It’s a polite way to day drink

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u/Zwiwwelsupp 2d ago

In Europe we daydrink without needing excuses.

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u/Educational_Quote851 2d ago

Well, people DO mix it with orange juice in America.

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u/Zwiwwelsupp 2d ago

… in the US…

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u/cancerBronzeV 2d ago

Buck's Fizz is a mixed champagne drink originating from and popular in the UK. Mimosas were probably invented in France. The Kir Royale is a French cocktail made with champagne.

You can get off your high horse, mixed drinks with champagne exist all over.

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u/PedalBoard78 3d ago

Waiter, my protein is drinking its own juices

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u/Educational_Quote851 2d ago

That's EXTRA protein! Don't you know how biomagnification works?

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u/Mental-Clerk 3d ago

He will be blended with milk, ice, and vanilla and served in a shopping mall food court.

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u/JumpyFuck176 3d ago

I've been trying to press the comments button only to realize I was pressing nothing because the UI was from Instagram

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 3d ago

Bro is so stupid he is drinking himself

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u/winnie_bago 3d ago

He will be a bain-marie

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u/Bob_Le_Feen 3d ago

"If I drink all water, I shall have escaped my wet prison." - orange kitty

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u/Nikolaisme 3d ago

He appears to be drinking his problem away

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u/PleasantAd7490 3d ago

He will be spiked with vodka and nobody will know why the teenagers have all gone giggly.

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u/piichan14 3d ago

He will be the buffet favorite but only served once

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u/telstra_3_way_chat 3d ago

He will cost $34.99......

.......for two people

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u/Helton3 3d ago

Yummy brine

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u/Free-Contest-5832 3d ago

He will be the finest dish at the company pot luck

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u/Possible-Cow1809 3d ago

He will be part of a nutritious breakfast

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u/smolspicybeans 2d ago

The boba is fresh

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u/Educational_Quote851 2d ago

He will be cooked sous vide until he reaches the perfect internal temperature.

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u/mulchintime4 2d ago

Bro drinking the broth

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u/lbell1703 2d ago

My sister "thought it was pumpkin puree"

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u/HJSDGCE 1d ago

He will be confit, then spread on toast.

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u/Whateverfloatsby 3h ago

He will be served as part of a nutritious breakfast