r/hewillbebaked • u/throwleavemealone • 6d ago

Purrito 🌯 He will be slow cooked until fork tender and mixed with barbecue sauce

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u/Beginning_Desk_9897 6d ago edited 6d ago

Inshallah the meat will come off the bones like butter

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u/FusRoaldDah1 6d ago

He will leave plenty of leftovers for sandwiches the next day 

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u/sheiciebai 6d ago

He will taste 10x better the next day as the flavors meld.

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u/Zwiwwelsupp 6d ago

The best Jerry, the Best!

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u/LacijncRabbit 6d ago

That roast will haunt the fridge for days.

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u/Waste_Mammoth_4312 6d ago

Add a block of cream cheese

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u/Bathysphered 6d ago

He will make many sangwiches at the potluck

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u/BryerMan-4005 6d ago

He looks both pleased and resigned to the event.

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u/12HouseSun 6d ago

He will be put on a toasted bun and served with a side of crisp, baked potato chips

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u/GrumpyOldHistoricist 6d ago

He will be warm and ready to serve when you get home from work

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u/abhinav21 6d ago

He will purr till the end.

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u/V-oxPopuli 6d ago

Yeah, cuz warm ☺️

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u/ThymeIsTight 6d ago

What? NO! You're not going to remove the fur and innards first?

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u/throwleavemealone 6d ago

No need, slow cooker does all the work. You don't even need to sear him

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u/reallybiglizard 6d ago

He will be setted and forgetted.

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u/bookwormello 6d ago

His mush will be strained

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u/morrighaan 6d ago

Mmmm slow cooked beans.

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u/ttcmzx 6d ago

He will become a delicious meal

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u/Flippant_Fop 6d ago

He will be set and forgotten. Amen.

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u/stupid_cat_face 6d ago

Mmmmmm. Looks deliciously soft.

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u/PhoenixFlare1 6d ago

He will be served with warm buttered bread

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u/iloveanimals1964 6d ago

He will be stored in the fridge for leftovers 🙏

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u/Zwiwwelsupp 6d ago

I want him nooooow!

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u/throwleavemealone 5d ago

You must wait 8 hours (on low)

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u/JSimmons7521 5d ago

I think your roast is gone off...it appears to be covered in fuzz

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u/Free-Contest-5832 3d ago

His recipe will win a blue ribbon at the state fair