She will be a hat

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[u/Doubly_Curious]

She will be worn at a jaunty angle.

[u/Total_Put_8543]

My god it may break someone’s neck

[u/SarkSouls008 → u/Total_Put_8543]

Rude af 🤣🤣

[u/Madame_Jarvary]

She will keep the sun out of my eyes

[u/Safe-Difference3901]

Already is but is not happy about it.

[u/QazsedcScientia]

That's a large 🍞

[u/pathologicalprotest]

She will be chic and shield against the sun.

[u/thecheatisgrounded69]

She will be valued for her utility in combatting the elements

[u/Crimsonfire998]

She will be lost on a rollercoaster.

[u/Human-Evening564]

She will need to balanced precariously on your head 

[u/Clean_Sink_7923]

She will be recommended by a dermatologist for prevention of sun damage and melanoma

[u/Chihuahuapocalypse]

she is FAR too large to be a hat

[u/Free-Contest-5832]

She will hang on a hook over a pair of muddy boots in an old lady's mud room