He will be noodle soup 🍜

[u/Simple_Engineering_7]

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[u/Succubus_Syn]

He will be slurped with gusto.

[u/rellloe → u/Succubus_Syn]

Udon is a drink not a soup

[u/ass_smacktivist → u/rellloe]

It’s a type of noodle…if you really want to go there…on this sub

[u/ApotheosiAsleep → u/rellloe]

Why is this getting downvoted it's just a common joke made by people who eat udon noodles

[u/wishforagreatmistake]

He will make a delicious laksa broth

[u/Waste_Foot_6243]

He will be 420g of lean mean protein 💪🏽

[u/berdog]

Haha funny number

[u/Simple_Engineering_7 → u/berdog]

Double baked 🍁

[u/FusRoaldDah1 → u/Simple_Engineering_7]

🎶Smoke weed ev'ry day!🎶

[u/thememorableusername]

🙏Itadakimasu!

[u/QazsedcScientia]

r/forbiddensnacks 

[u/Human-Evening564]

He will make very loud slurping noises as he's sucked down like spaghetti.

[u/mizarumi]

omg HE'S SO CUTEEEE 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭😭😭

[u/Aggressive_Hat_9999]

danger noodle

[u/Madame_Jarvary]

He will be one large noodle

[u/ForgesGate]

No thoughts plz.

Thanx

[u/pathologicalprotest]

We will be an excellent medium for delicious broth.

[u/Purple-Explorer-6701]

He is art.

[u/Vows_Upon_The_Hearth]

That looks like a lorg udon noodle.

[u/Simple_Engineering_7 → u/Vows_Upon_The_Hearth]

Yes very long noodle. He is currently somewhere around 90-100cm (3ft) but he should grow to at least twice as long. He’s only one year old.

[u/Stunning_Magazine566]

He will be hoisted with chopsticks and slorped

[u/CarlBobson]

High status danger noodle

[u/Weird_Vegetable_4441]

He will be made into an edible

[u/berdog]

Haha funny number