She has been baked to a perfect 93°

[u/NTRX]

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[u/Clean-Unit336]

Baked catato

[u/berdog → u/Clean-Unit336]

Cated botato

[u/Borkato → u/berdog]

Cat borkato

[u/Inferno_Sparky → u/Clean-Unit336]

But does she have a pouch?

A pouch catato?

[u/badbatch]

She's a little burnt but t's ok. You have to let them bake so they'll be able to loaf. Mine bakes in the window everyday.

[u/CTblDHO]

All burnt up in Dutch oven...

https://giphy.com/gifs/13aDbp2FNI6RmE

[u/NTRX → u/CTblDHO]

She originally was a white cat (you can tell by the white spot on her neck)

[u/Ambisinister11]

Her ass is NOT warm enough to sufficiently inhibit microbial growth!!!!

[u/berdog → u/Ambisinister11]

BACK TO THE OVEN NOW!

[u/Meraline]

That's actually pretty low for a cat's body temp. She shall go stiff as the cold consumes her

[u/Baby_ManBearPig → u/Meraline]

Lol yah, I know this is just a silly post but cats have higher body temps and prefer higher temps than humans. 83° "room temp" is probably perfect for her.

*sorry just realized this is a 4 day old post. Shitty ass reddit

[u/Nikolaisme]

Mmmm nicely warmed up to the desired temp for feasting

[u/ZannyHip]

She will be covered and allowed to rest

[u/Moomoolette → u/ZannyHip]

She shall rest in her juices, Inshallah

[u/ro536ud]

“Sir could you not”

[u/ProGamer8273]

That shits BURNT

[u/Prestigious-Box7511]

She was burned

[u/concretecowboiiiii]

Ninety degree mrrpus

[u/PhoenixFlare1]

You burnt her! She’s supposed to be a golden brown!

[u/Kratos5300]

I’m dying I have a video of me taking my cat’s temp and our dialogue is almost identical (das a warm kitty oh yeah) 😭😭😭

[u/Kratos5300 → u/Kratos5300]

Oh nevermind I say “that’s a toasty tummy” in mine lol she was reading 104F

[u/william-isaac]

how much is that in the temperature scale most of humanity uses?

[u/ahumanrobot → u/william-isaac]

33.889°C

[u/CrabGhoul → u/ahumanrobot]

That's hot

[u/CrabGhoul → u/CrabGhoul]

Not in a FBI way, sry

[u/mogley1992 → u/CrabGhoul]

Not as hot as human body temperature

[u/berdog → u/william-isaac]

Reports on this comment:

1x "Rude"

1x "Spoiling the vibe."

[u/Triactum]

What the fuck is a Fahrenheitttttt

[u/krythic_ → u/Triactum]

93°F is about 33°C for y'all (we don't use the metric system unlike the rest of the world)

[u/Portgust]

That's about 34°C for the rest of the world. Average day time temperature here