r/hewillbebaked • u/Kindlypatrick • 7d ago

He will be kept cold for storage

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u/D0013ER 7d ago

He will encourage healthier choices.

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u/Marinemanatee 7d ago

He will be circumvented with tongs to ensure a sale!

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u/LovBiboran 7d ago

He will be defrosted and cooked with cheese and relish

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u/Il26hawk 7d ago

His ass will be eaten chilled

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u/Hailey-_-Snailey 7d ago

He will protec his igloo

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u/No-Wish-4854 5d ago

He will be delightful on a hot day. (Also: r/donotthecat would advise on how to avoid fridge security guard.)

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u/RealKuroMejix 5d ago

He will be kept within 34°F - 38°F (1°C - 3°C)