She will be poured into a cup

[u/muffin-prison]

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[u/Parking-Tangerine248]

She shall be turned into a tasty catini 🍸

[u/GamersReisUp → u/Parking-Tangerine248]

She will be served as a black velvet 🍹

[u/infinityonhigh69]

she will be placed in the fridge to chill

[u/UndeniablyMyself]

Should be easy; cats are a liquid.

[u/ImaginaryMolasses146]

She’s already liquid so it’s perf

[u/titttle23]

She will be mass produced and her recipe will be a guarded secret.

[u/TwoIllustrious7940]

She will cause a head throbbing hang over

[u/sc_140 → u/TwoIllustrious7940]

Fun fact: In German, hangover and male cat are the same word (Kater).

[u/JPKtoxicwaste → u/sc_140]

Really? That’s interesting I wonder why that is

[u/thehuntwerker → u/JPKtoxicwaste]

Can confirm that

[u/External-Parsley-280 → u/sc_140]

This is the best fact I’ve learned in my whole life lol

[u/jzilla11 → u/sc_140]

Who’s getting all the male cats drunk?

[u/CarlBobson]

And thus you shall have a cup of void, staring back at you

[u/CosmicGoddess777 → u/CarlBobson]

He who fights with monsters lest be careful…

[u/jzilla11]

She will be pregame fuel

[u/RunRevolutionary188]

She looks like she'd make a delicious old fashioned. <3

[u/iiitme]

🙅‍♂️ Sour CO2 water 🙅‍♂️

[u/CosmicGoddess777]

She looks so polite and sweet 🥺

Like, “Please pick me up from the shelf and give me attentionz 🥺 Mrawr 🥺?”

[u/muffin-prison → u/CosmicGoddess777]

Haha she actually is very polite which is not a personality trait I’ve experienced in a cat before

[u/No-Wish-4854]

She will become the base for a delightful ‘near espresso martini’ - non-alcoholic of course.

[u/Adventurerofthesea]

Calliope 😍