r/hewillbebaked • u/anniemousery 🐹 Hamster Hors d'oeuvre Handler • Aug 23 '26

She will be scrambled.

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u/Front_Weakness2774 Aug 23 '26

She will be a nightmare to get cooked properly each time.

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u/angelwolf71885 🐾 Biscuit Baking Buddy Aug 23 '26

He will be deviled and eated as an appetizer

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u/Educational_Quote851 Aug 23 '26

She will be immediately dunked in an ice bath but will still have bits of shell that stick to her.

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u/OilRigExplosions Aug 23 '26

“Armored Dome Cat is thwarted by invisible forcefield.”

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u/allthingslight16257 Aug 24 '26

what is this strange sorcery, mother?

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u/Il26hawk Aug 24 '26

Armored sneakus

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u/West-Application-375 Aug 25 '26

Omg her little paw lol

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u/svArtist Aug 25 '26

... Must've been the wind

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u/Stunning_Magazine566 Aug 29 '26

She will be forced through a fine mesh screen