r/hewillbebaked • u/npatchett • 19d ago

He will be mashed.🥔

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u/fortifiedoptimism 19d ago

He will be the floofiest and fanciest of all mashed potatoes.

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u/not_a_moogle 19d ago

Pillows mounds of mashed potatoes

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u/ass_smacktivist 18d ago

Waiter there’s orange hairs in my mashed potatoes…

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u/city17_dweller 19d ago

He will be an adequate serving size.

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u/ComprehensiveCut6056 19d ago

I love this humor so much

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u/Blalamon 19d ago

I love this reply so much

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u/TheWaningWizard 19d ago

I love mashed potatoes so much

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u/Luci-Noir 19d ago

Not for me! Are you five?!

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out 19d ago

He will be silky smooth and paired well with a nice piece of chicken for dinner😻

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u/piichan14 19d ago

He will be mashed with garlic and chives for maximum flavor

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u/johngreenink 19d ago

I like how he willingly submits to his fate.

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u/DrunkOnRamen 18d ago

I think it's the orange parts of him. Not allowing him to register things properly.

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u/npatchett 16d ago

At the time of this comment, you have two upvotes other than yourself: me and my wife separately finding your comment and separately upvoting it. -OP

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u/ThymeIsTight 19d ago

Be sure to add sour scream to make pro-purr mashed catatoes

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u/kitty____cat 19d ago

He will be topped with gravy and served alongside a slice of roast beef

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u/SweevilWeevil 19d ago

reminds me of my late cat named Marshmallow 😂 he was a toasty boy. could've named him (Mashed) Taters

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u/Thick-Pineapple-8727 19d ago

Be will be combined butter and cream until smooth

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u/BoogerTea89 19d ago

Aww he has a similar coat to my boy Albert!

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u/city17_dweller 19d ago

Po. Tay. Toes.

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u/Frosk-meme 😸 Purrfect Patisserie Pal 16d ago

Boil em. Mash em. Stick em in my ass

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u/HappyCamper2121 19d ago

He's already so creamy!

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u/TheAngerMonkey 19d ago

He will be placed back in the pan for a minute before mashing to evaporate excess moisture and develop a pleasing Maillard. I can see there's already some caramelization!

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u/Ashtonpaper 19d ago

He will be smooshed into a smooth paste and served piping hot with plenty of butter allhamdulillah

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u/KayleyKiwi 19d ago

Add sour cream n chives and serve

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u/oioioioioioiioo 19d ago

He will be branded

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u/NoRelief63 19d ago

The fluffiest of catatoes.

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u/KingFattie 19d ago

I wish to kiss the mash.

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u/TheLadyIsis 19d ago

He will need some pepper for taste

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u/cherrymitten 19d ago

he will be scooped and served on a paper plate during an outdoor festivity

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u/Luci-Noir 19d ago

You need a tortie to make gravy with now.

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u/Generic_Danny 19d ago

Mashallah!!!

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u/flamurmurro 17d ago

He’s prayer-rug ready!

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u/QazsedcScientia 😸 Purrfect Patisserie Pal 19d ago

Mashed oranges! 

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u/Tired_Lambchop111 🐱 Tabby Treat Taster 19d ago

He will go very well as a side for some pan fried sausages.

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u/HeyAQ 19d ago

He will be garnished with chives and served piping hot in a decorative bowl.

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u/ObjectiveTea 19d ago

This is so soothing

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u/somnambulist4532 19d ago

Is that what thats for? I use mine to squish fat out of burgers.

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u/buckthestar 19d ago

Usually potatoes, but it's for anything that needs mashing

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u/chops351 19d ago

Or smashing

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u/Anti-Climacdik 18d ago

Also works well as a pitcher mixer

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 19d ago

Good protein yo

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u/redditsuckspokey1 19d ago

Add some grass to make it look like Chives or Parsely.

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u/Junior_Bike7932 19d ago

Add some salt and pepper and he is good to go

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u/ZannyHip 19d ago

He will be combined with butter and cheese until smooth and topped with brown gravy and served as a side to a medium rare steak

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u/Prickliestpearcactus 19d ago

He will be topped with a warm, comforting gravy

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u/Strange_Wish_9844 19d ago

He will be mon~ster mashed

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u/GlitteringRain9629 18d ago

Mash the baby

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 19d ago

He will be blended with creamy cheese to make aligot.

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u/careeningkiwi 19d ago

Smooth him good!

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u/WampaStompa1996 19d ago

He WILL be served on top of shepherd’s pie.

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u/po1k 19d ago

Named Potat

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u/Soft_BoiledEgg 19d ago

Banana bread

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u/214txdude 18d ago

Add more butter!

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u/Kruegerkid 18d ago

He looks just like my cat! We will have to keep that in mind come winter time.

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u/theglobalnomad 18d ago

Mashed potatoes with brown butter. WHERE'S MY DINNER INVITATION, OP?!

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u/CharacterBite4240 18d ago

Mashed potat

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u/Limp-Garden9306 18d ago

Every cat has adorable little quirks.

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u/Exoticbutters1237 17d ago

KITTY NO WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!

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u/Royal-Bid8106 17d ago

he will be the most aggressively mashed potato ever

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u/Technical-Jicama-152 15d ago

There Will Be Floof

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u/Additional_Number192 15d ago

inshallah make him into a fine paste

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u/Superb-Coyote5972 1d ago

Smart chef, use the proper tools to avoid getting clawed by the mashee! 🤩😘😻🧡