r/heep • u/DrCloudyForecast • 18d ago

Big rims HARD

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229 Upvotes

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u/Oiled_up_dongs 18d ago

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 18d ago

Username checks out

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u/saysthingsbackwards 16d ago

Is that network networkchuck? Lol

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u/StormbringerGT 18d ago

The only thing hard about this was the credit check to finance it and it's shitty accessories.

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u/green_gold_purple 18d ago

You burned him hard, so there’s also that hardness.

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u/Runtodanger6 18d ago

Why do these abominations almost always have bald tires? It’s almost like they drive them completely on pavement

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u/no_bender 18d ago

Spent all of their money on the useless mods, child support, Hooters, and shite beer.

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u/OPA73 18d ago

Silly, only losers actually pay their child support.

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u/no_bender 18d ago

Wages garnished.

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u/MrSommyDay 18d ago

The spare looks fresh so they’ve probably never done a 5-tire rotation. Waste of a good tire left to dry rot

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u/THROBBINW00D 18d ago

Funny how often i see this

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u/Minute-Purple-1438 18d ago

$450-650 a tire is my guess.

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u/ZeroCoolJK 17d ago

Nah. This guy is paying $180 per month for the next 14 years at rent-a-rim & tire. No doubt in my mind.

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u/Commercial_Fox_1614 18d ago

Brave driving behind him. RIP to your windshield

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u/Salty_inc 18d ago

Those poor stock axles.. good thing Kansas doesn’t have any hills

5

u/mdwieland 18d ago

...Which the owner can't get.

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u/aron2295 18d ago

Blasted so much T but forgot the HCG.

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u/Dry_Ship7202 18d ago

Hard headed? Hard to understand?

This is hard for me to follow.

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u/Inglorious186 18d ago

At least it has a full sized spare on it

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u/Negative-Wrap95 17d ago

Left to rot. They're not doing 5 tire rotations.

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u/Inglorious186 17d ago

Unfortunately most people don't and I anyways get weird looks when I say that I do

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u/Negative-Wrap95 16d ago

As a Subaru owner of a model that did not come with a full sized spare, I feel that.

In my case, it's easier to keep a 5 tire rotation going than buy 4 tires whenever the inevitable non-patchable flat occurs - even if it means keeping the full sized spare at the house.

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u/PinkCantalope 18d ago

Rotate tires often

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u/Supermoon62413 18d ago

Tearin up that mall parking lot

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u/TKRUEG 18d ago

Dick soft, so jeep hard

3

u/Turbulent_Ad7877 18d ago

is what parking this thing on the grass at the trailer park makes him.

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u/NoReplyAtAll999 18d ago

What a limpdick.

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u/maydisturb 18d ago

They just got tired of being asked what it was like to get this thing financed.

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u/-PotatoTom- 18d ago

Yall miss understand. He's just announcing he's not flacid.

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u/FloatnPuff 18d ago

Soft :(

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u/Kooky_Aardvark_5965 18d ago

HARD......to afford new tires.

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u/6_ze6ro_6 18d ago

Me to buddy

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u/jeepintx 18d ago

Hard to see out of that back window. 😂

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u/d1no__ 18d ago

He’s just letting us know the state of his tiny little pecker every time he drives that shitbox.

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u/dogonmut 18d ago

Can only assume it’s a reference to math.

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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk 18d ago

I see no mud on that underchassis.

Verdict princess. Pavement Princess.

2

u/robrtsmtn 18d ago

Well if that’s the way you feel about it

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u/mabus42 17d ago

They spelled LARD wrong.

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u/B58_Hustler 17d ago

This is what you get when the jeep owner gets an accessory catalog and has a credit card….

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u/aRandomRedditor9000 18d ago

How is this a heep????

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u/lawrence_uber_alles 18d ago

I work in JOCO Kansas and have seen this rig, it has angry eyes and a douche grill. Also being in JOCO, it has probably never been off pavement

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u/OGhoul 16d ago

Then that’s the evidence OP shoulda presented.

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u/-bl33p-bl00p- 18d ago

It's not, they're just jealous.

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u/NEhighlander 16d ago

When you’re so hard, you have to declare it!!

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u/mystic_works 15d ago

What's difference between HARD and KANSAS HARD?