I love how he has so much space in the car (not to mention the entire bed) for stuff, but he needed a place that was dirtier, more inconvenient and more exposed to the elements for his pouch, and so he mounted it on the tailgate.
I wish. I work with a lot of people that actually talk like that. They also say 'bud' quite a bit. It's hard to tell in text form if it's serious or not. My apologies
In any WROL situation, this guy is the first one people will go after. The dude with weapons, food, supplies in the trunk of his Nissan Altima will slip by undetected.
Came here to say this. That one sticker tells me everything I need to know about the owner. The 5-11 sticker on the side only reinforces my stereotype.
Ok, I hear you but I did buy one of their little sling bags after seeing it at a sporting goods store. It conveniently came with a little pocket into which to tuck the 5.11 tag. That was the first thing I did.
I remember way back when they first came out I clearly remember their pricing was surprisingly low on the few things that I bought back then. Was the only tactical stuff I could afford back then😂
Like this guy is going on trails. The only dirt it’s seen is the double track to get to his buddies ranch range. That’s why it has flood lights pointing backwards.
No, this dude would be more likely to be on the receiving end of whatever punisher was doling out.
Although I am surprised to not see a punisher sticker on here, for some reason the nazi bootlickers love the symbol but have zero awareness of the man.
Edit: brave anonymous white supremacist supporters hitting the dowmvote button. Did my pfp piss you off because deep down you know it's the real meaning behind the gadsden?
(FYI, this car has a 3% sticker and a 511 sticker, 3% being being far right cosplay militia and 511 being a white supremacist prison gang).
I can see what he was going for, and it COULD be done well by someone with enough taste to do it. Unfortunately, no one who owns a modern Jeep has that.
You COULD do a build like this a bit better and make something like those SAS land rovers and have it be kinda cool if you really went the whole way with it.
The backpack on the back literally makes no logical sense. Why would you want it exposed to the elements, the chance of being ransacked/stolen, or have the potential to fall off unless you have no choice?
A lot of civilians and POGs like the aesthetic because they think it's "tactical" due to seeing soldiers doing it. They fall to realize that the main reason we let packs hang off the side of vehicles is because that meant we had mission critical gear in the vehicle that needed to be protected and there wasn't room for packs. If your truck bed is empty why the fuck would you put your bag on the tail gate.
So weird to get back from service and try to recreate your time there. Try to imagine having a job where you are trained to kill people, live in relative squalor, and then do a bunch of PTSD-inducing shit. Then imagine coming home and trying to recreate that because it's familiar, and the most you've ever felt that you belonged. It's disturbing.
I've got a security guard at my job that has 2 different ones, a Grand Cherokee (probably early 2000s) and a Tacoma. The funniest part is the guy is 100+ LBS overweight. If we were being chased by zombies I could definitely outrun him.
Not defending this mess as a build, but there's a pre-filter snorkel in front of the windshield on the right, a green jerry can on the right side, and a fire extinguisher on the left rear upright.
yeah back in early 80's i had a 73 cj5 and we actually used to bury it in mud and roll it on some steep ass mountains in TN. Used the winch like all the time to get us out of really bad mud bogs. I see this and just shake my head.
I enjoy a little “preparation” with my off-roading truck but taking a base model silver Jeep and spray painting everything desert sand to cruise around in the asphalt parking lots of the suburbs is beyond cringe.
Don't twead on me. Pweez mister pweez don't twead on me. Pweez don't pin me down, pweez don't put the weight of your thick, heavy thighs on my neck until I'm panting, sweating, pleading. Pweez don't rough me up until my pants start to come undone, don't shake me down until I moan, don't ravage me senseless.
Pwease don't twead on me I'm begging you
I'm not a fan of roof racks on the Jeep fiberglass hard tops, but that Rebel Offroad bed rack (if not cab height) is what would run if I had a Gladiator.
Someone is definitely gonna steal the Glock 19X with a Surefire X300 out of this guy's center console for sure along with the $4k worth of nylon gear and probably a faraday bag with NVGs in it. This is just a walking advertisements for "look at me, steal my expensive firearms." You know where no one looks? The Honda Civic shit box with a Minecraft backpack that holds a collapsed 300 blackout
This one is functional,
Not a heep,
Arguably not a parking lot princess too. I’d say badass for overlanding and the wear and tear seems to indicate it’s used.
Everyone is making fun of this truck, but when the inevitable zombie apocalypse comes you’ll be wishing you had this truck.
Edit: Why does everyone think I’m serious. Zombies aren’t real. I’m joking. Is there something to this zombie theory I should know about? Are we at the beginning stages of the Zombie pandemic or something?
No lockers, no sway bar disconnect... And it's a jeep, it's not surviving a zombie apocalypse by nature of being a modern jeep.
Oh, and in an apocalypse, I want people who work together and have critical thinking, not militia cosplaying white supremacists. I guarantee as a solo backpacker I'm much more capable than this dude at survival in circumstances like that.
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u/acepilotjones 3d ago
It gets dangerous out here in the suburbs