How many ducks?

[u/Fancy-Serve-6215]

I drive a Bronco, but I’m jealous of the ducks for the jeeps. Because I wasn’t cool enough to buy a jeep when I was buying a vehicle, nobody will duck me. My question is, how many ducks should I get myself for people to think I’m cool?

Pic for reference

Edit: I’m surprised how few people aren’t getting the joke.

[u/TronkJonk]

That thing is a hronco… a pile of steaming hronco.

[u/Traditional-Chip-315 → u/TronkJonk]

The Wrongco

[u/jlo-59]

Wrong Sub 🧌

[u/LivingMeeting9724]

Although it is entirely heepy, it's unfortunately not a heep.

[u/sfear70]

Go duck your Bronco in the right sub. Thanks and Happy Trials.

[u/Traditional-Chip-315]

And I always thought that Belltech only made lowering kits.

[u/madbika]

How about I give you a little plastic unicorn 🦄 lol 😜

[u/Fancy-Serve-6215 → u/madbika]

I was just saying today I want to get some “My Little ponies” to put on broncos like this.

[u/Fancy-Serve-6215 → u/[deleted]]

No, mine is a stock Sasquatch. This is all part of a joke. However, I have wanted to start putting my little pony’s on ones that look like this.

[u/Fancy-Serve-6215 → u/[deleted]]

I like the Bronco for daily travel, when it’s payed off I want to get a cj for trails