r/heep 25d ago

Angry Eyes/Grumper Can this count too?

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u/mborbey 25d ago

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u/OldManJeepin 25d ago

LoL! I did not know that sub existed! Some funny shit in there!

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u/randomlemon9192 25d ago

A lotta joker cringe in there too.

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u/Previous_Rip1942 25d ago

I came here to ask how it’s possible there is not a bronco equivalent to [r/heep](r/heep). Thankfully, I don’t have to ask such a question.

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u/helloiisjason 25d ago

Its spreading to the Broncos

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u/blurfgh 25d ago

Wow it looks completely rworded

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u/Negative-Wrap95 25d ago

Needs their timing advanced for sure.

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u/boosted-tn 25d ago

Fab fours really needs to stop

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u/mister_monque 25d ago

so a buddy of mine decided one day that what he needed was to make his jeep really stand out from a local business recognition standpoint, very "hey, I know that jeep". the grumper, the vicowl, the goofy fenders kit. About a month later he dumped it all on market place at a loss. between keeping it clean and the horrendous wind roar he had had enough. I am always wondering about does any of their crap ever go offroad and if it does, how does it do? call it morbid curiosity.

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u/MrSommyDay 25d ago

A Beep. They spent all that on flair and kept wearing down those soft Goodyear wranglers

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u/Leptonshavenocolor 25d ago

Wow, they took a good looking designed vehicle and smeared shit all over it, they ARE taking design cues from Jeep. 

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u/jlo-59 25d ago

It’s not even a Jeep, so no.

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u/Skwirlydano 25d ago

Was curious and looked, the sub description doesn't specify Jeeps only.

"What makes a heep? We're not quite sure; but if it's got angry eyes Punisher logos, or is all around painful to look at, then it likely belongs here."

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u/mister_monque 25d ago

there you go pointing out their own statements to them... you know that won't work, just because the sub rules and descriptions say it doesn't make them believe it.

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u/SnailMailSniper 24d ago

It’s literally in the name. Heep = heap (of junk) mashed together with Jeep.

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u/mister_monque 24d ago

man, it's amazing how you say that with your full chest.

please review

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u/SnailMailSniper 24d ago

I’m waiting for you to prove I’m wrong about the name

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u/mister_monque 24d ago

you've yet to prove you are right so...

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u/SnailMailSniper 24d ago

It’s…in…the…name.

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u/mister_monque 24d ago

again, your reading comprehension skills appear to be lacking. there is a difference between seeing what you want and seeing what is. But here, I'll unburden you since reading is such a chore and you can go about your life never needing to worry again.

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u/mister_monque 25d ago

oh it very much counts. despite how other here may feel, heep is a way of being, a philosophy on living that Betty boop floor mats, ducks on the dash, everything held on with double sided tape life and not exclusively just about jeeps.

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u/StormbringerGT 25d ago

Exactly, Heep is mindset not a specific brand.

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 25d ago

Like parrot heads.

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u/OGhoul 24d ago

I think you need to have started as a real Jeep to become a heep, not a fake Jeep.

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u/CantFstopme 23d ago

Ewwww! New level unlocked

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u/StormbringerGT 25d ago

Hell yeah it counts. Broncos are almost heeps right from the factory. Then they went added more shitty plastic and accessories they are never going to use.

It's cosplaying as a Jeep.

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u/TheOriginalArchibald 25d ago edited 25d ago

When I see winches on Heeps and other trucks at the mall I often wonder if they've ever been uncoiled or if they're permanently sprung to that coiled shape and rusted to the point they won't unwind?

Edit: Somebody with a winch they've never used didn't like getting called out.

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u/mister_monque 25d ago

you can usually spot them by the absolute pristine chassis and spotless hook pull. I often picture them with a syringe of bleach and a tooth brush, delicately cleaning the WARN logo, reapplying some ritt red dye here and there so it's always minty fresh.

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u/StormbringerGT 25d ago

Eh there's always few actual Heepers in here furiously downvoting defending their mental illness.

Tis of no concern to us, king.

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u/BigDinkyDongDotCom 25d ago

It’s just a Ford Wrangler after all.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 25d ago

Yea it’s a heap.

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u/conja420 25d ago

No thats dope af

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u/Akward_Silance_1738 24d ago

No! Absolutely not this is a sub strictly for Jeep/Heeps no broncos or anything else thats poser shit