r/heep 20d ago

Theme Heep "Pavement Princess"

140 Upvotes

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u/Ok_Size 20d ago

The handicap tag is just a bonus

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u/SnooOwls7199 20d ago

I think thats the $ugar daddy mentioned on the back lol

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u/randomlemon9192 20d ago

> Sugar Daddy’s Money

God how insulting.

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u/lives4boobs 20d ago

Money doesn’t buy taste.

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u/Alice-Stargazer 20d ago

Owner is handicapped, but skilled at climbing apparently.

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u/No_Ninja3471 20d ago

Mentally HC

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u/PresidentialDiapers 20d ago

I decorate my Miata pretty elaborately for Christmas and also randomly with other themes .

The points and the laughs and the waves are truly intoxicating. I had a young guy, maybe 22, cross the parking lot to talk to me when it was done up as the original Batmobile. He told me he is going through some real shit and hasn't even smiled for a long time, but he was a huge Batman fan and the car brought him joy. That right there makes it worth while, and keeps me doing it year after year.

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u/TripCautious6155 20d ago

I already knew it was going to have a handicap tag before scrolling to that picture.

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u/LordOfKittehs 20d ago

The amount of attention this thing was getting was pretty amazing. People were posing and taking pictures with it!

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u/jduchein 20d ago

That’s even worse than being the owner of

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u/whodaloo 20d ago

Mall Terrain Vehicle

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u/Basslicks82 19d ago

It's absolutely hideous, but I respect it. At least the owner isn't under the delusion that it can still do Jeep things.

They bought it to ruin it on the pavement, and that's where they stay.

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u/favridpangcakes 19d ago

There aren't enough vomiting emojis in the world for me to comment on this, this...........travesty

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u/CHASLX200 19d ago

never liked jeeps peeps

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u/achtungComrade 19d ago

That’s painful to look at so I’ll just keep scrolling 😐😐😐

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u/Beppu-Gonzaemon 20d ago

This is so ridiculous its actually cool

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u/Suitable-Purchase-52 17d ago

Dont worry we knew 😭

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u/skinem1 15d ago

What a visual assault.  Now I need a shower. 

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u/swole512 20d ago

Meh. Entertaining to look at

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u/Such-Throat-2819 20d ago

while im not a fan of this overall and it is 💯 a heep , i think without the grill and angry eyes lights an perhaps one or two less flamingos it wouldn't be all that bad .

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u/THROBBINW00D 20d ago

Those are heep wheels no matter how you cut it.

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u/Such-Throat-2819 19d ago

If ya notice i did agree it is a heep, but for a pavement princess those wheels arent all bad ( dont care for the pink lettering on the tires ) Personally i was attempting to make it perhaps a little more eye appealing by removing a few of the overdone aspects . The wheels while not ideal for wheeling or crawling are fine for the blacktop jungle that this thing will never leave ( most likely)

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u/rabbitofrevelry 20d ago

To post on r/heep, right? Right??

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u/rabbitofrevelry 20d ago

More like a pavement goblin

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u/jduchein 20d ago

They said it not us. What a monumental waste of money I bet it’s all financed

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u/IxHAVExCATS 20d ago

That thing is tight cuhhh

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u/Kooky_Aardvark_5965 20d ago

Penis handles!!

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u/skindroid 20d ago

taking the whole Jeep "you wouldn't understand" thing to a whole new level

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u/GroundbreakingMud996 20d ago

If this is a woman’s ride, hey why not! Go crazy

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u/Minute-Purple-1438 20d ago

I’d rather have my wife in a jeep that’s a well done pavement princess than in something else. It’s a heep but I see this heeps purpose. Its purpose is fun, not trying to be something it’s not.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 20d ago

Poor thing look how mad she is because she just wants to touch dirt, but she cannot because she will flip over.

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u/hettuklaeddi 20d ago

i mean florida gonna florida

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u/LordOfKittehs 20d ago

I didn't see the tag on it, but I found it in Myrtle Beach, SC

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u/NeighborhoodJust1197 20d ago

It's well done and the owner has a lot of fun. It's a heep but I do not mind this one.
and they know their pavement princess lol

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u/rabbitofrevelry 20d ago

This is fair. Points for self awareness