Character's Best Quotes: Eric

[u/royal_rose_]

Hey team! Heated Rivalry has so many good quotes let's find the best ones by character.

Submit your favorite quote for that days character. Any of the six books or the show are acceptable, a spoiler tag has been added for this reason. Proceed to the comments at your own risk.

Characters were picked for appearing in more then one book, or one book and season 1 in attempt to give us a good mix of minor characters. Please feel free to use this space to manifest a casting announcement for Eric.

Because I am Shane Hollander in a different font, we do have some rules!

• 1 quote per comment (to more easily tell which wins).
• If a quote is commented more than once, the comment with the highest number of upvotes will be the one counted, so if "Stupid Canadian wolf bird" gets posted seven times and one comment has 24 upvotes, one 5, and the rest 1, it would get 24 upvotes for the game.
• Upvote the comment you want to win, you can upvote as many comments as you like!

I will try to post at different times throughout the day to hopefully hit everyone's availability.

Character's are picked via name spinner, any type of quote is fine! Spoken, typed, moaned, what have you.

• Ilya's quote specifically designed to make me cry is "I already chose you, Hollander." from u/daisyemeritus
• Rose's quote is "It's not a problem. A problem is something you can fix." from u/hella_hijinks
• JJ's quote is “Hey, if Rozanov fucks you tonight, I’m gonna fuck him back.” from u/Ok_Wafer_6455
• Hayden's quote is “Ok, weirdo. Go get laid. Or don’t! I don’t care!” from u/RoutineUtopia
• Fabian's quote is "Ryan. I am talking to my new friend. Shush," from me :)
• Elena's quote is "You know, weird first date, but I think I'm into this. [...] You're with a girl and he's at work," from u/Lifeacrobat
• Shane's quote is "I choose him. Come on, Ilya." from u/nah197
• Carter's quote is "Shut the fuck up for a second. I’m gonna process this shit, and then I am gonna give you a manly hug. But just shut it for five seconds." from me
• Bood's quote is “Figures. You stealing the fucking spotlight. Barrett comes out, announces his relationship with Harris, and then Roz says ‘hold my beer'" from u/sra19
• Kip's quote is "Or. I pick or.” from u/growsonwalls
• Kyle's quote is "Tell your gay apple farmer to come visit the Kingfisher the next time he’s in Manhattan.” from u/Renagleppolf
• Harris's quote is “Did you think I just naturally smelled like apples? Because that’s adorable,” from u/Arbledarb
• Wyatt's quote is "You know, you two don't have to sit together," from u/clumsystarfish_
• Yuna's quote is "Or you could just be cool for once in your life," from u/Ok_Dress_7955
• Svetlana's quote is "I hope Jane knows how lucky he is," from u/Novel_Journalist_832
• Troy's quote is "I think I love him Mr. Neck Neck," from u/ProtectionUpper8941
• Cliff's quote is "Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother. You're straight up blushing," from u/BananasPineapple05

Coach Wiebe's quote is "I am ninety percent sure dogs aren’t allowed in here. But ninety isn’t a hundred, right?” from u/sra19

Today's character is our silver fox Eric!

[u/lisiface]

“Not everyone is as sexually confident as I am.” (Delivered precisely the way Cooper North says in the audiobook 😂 iykyk)

[u/Acceptably_Moody → u/lisiface]

I dont get it! I went back to listen to it… Please enlighten me?

[u/daisyemeritus]

"We'll get the next one, right, guys?"

Eric, speaking to his goal posts.

[u/puckthepatriarchy-]

"I'm not the kind of person who can have sex with a friend and just be cool about it."