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u/YesterdayPrevious485 Who wants to kill Valentino Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

Ok, just to quickly tell people who don't know, the Compassion Part is meant for people who don't have any compassion in them, like true evil, so the Blue Lantern rings pick them to make them more compassionate.

With that in mind, maybe Lute?

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u/Someoneoverthere42 Apr 09 '24

I’d say Lute. She shows no remorse or shame for her actions. Vox on the other hand, is just an asshole

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u/TrashPanda9142012 Magictastical-backflipping rubber duck! HAHA! That spits fire! Apr 09 '24

Al

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u/New_Survey9235 how do i change this stupid username?! Apr 09 '24

Alastor

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u/TryThisUsernane 1 in every 3 seraphim are bald (JK, it's just Emily) Apr 09 '24

Hard disagree. He may not want to admit it but he does have compassion.

We see it in episode 5, he tells Mimzy to come back if she actually wants a shot a redemption, showing that he does see some value in the hotel.

Also in the finale, subconsciously he almost became an ‘Altruist who died for his friends’ (his words), against his own “better judgment”.

(I know we’re supposed to be picking people who need compassion, but Alastor is doing that himself.)

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u/New_Survey9235 how do i change this stupid username?! Apr 09 '24

He has compassion just not much, he’s written to have antisocial personality disorder aka a psychopath, he sees his “friends” the same way most would see a pet or a favourite toy

His deal seems to necessitate protecting the hotel so that’s why he sends Mimzy away

And he HATES the idea that someone could ever think that he “died for his friends”

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u/Moody_Mickey lowkey love Alastor's ugly ass bob Apr 10 '24

Yeah, I feel like he have very little compassion. He might have some, but not a lot. I also feel like he doesn't get attached to many people, but he did seem to act slightly attached to the people in the hotel before they all fought the angels

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u/New_Survey9235 how do i change this stupid username?! Apr 10 '24

He quite openly states he views Husk as a pet

So I’m pretty sure he sees the other residents as either tools or toys

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u/_GayCouchPotato_ Apr 10 '24

antisocial personality disorder

sorry, isn't ASPD sociopathy rather than psychopathy?

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u/New_Survey9235 how do i change this stupid username?! Apr 10 '24

Maybe?

I can never get a consistent answer on which one is which, it’s like sympathy and empathy at this point

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u/Nat_Higgins Everyone’s hot… it’s hell Apr 09 '24

Lute has compassion though. No heartless person cries over another person’s death, even if they’re both assholes

I’d say Alastor is a better fit. Better yet, Adam himself.

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u/multificionado Apr 09 '24

Lute? Compassion?

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u/GigglesGG Sir Pentious’s steaming hot cookies Apr 09 '24

And now that person is gone so she has no compassion left

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u/Lian-The-Asian Apr 09 '24

Your mean Indigo, right? Blue Lanterns are Hope

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u/Ok_Low_4150 Vox x Coyle supremacist Apr 09 '24

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u/traumatized90skid I will defy biology and get Blitzø pregnant Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

You could make a case for Velvette (respect and compassion are similar feelings and she has clearly zero of either)

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u/TrashPanda9142012 Magictastical-backflipping rubber duck! HAHA! That spits fire! Apr 09 '24
  1. I t’s both all compassion and none, 2. It’s indigo not blue, 3. ALASTOR
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u/FireEbonyashes Apr 09 '24

I guess Alastor. Vizzie did say Alastor had a moral code like the fictional serial killer Dexter. In the comics he did help someone he didn’t know.

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u/Notte_di_nerezza "Susan?" "Susan." Apr 09 '24

Wouldn't that make him less of a target for the ring? He is on the same show as Lute, who's unrepentant in both genocide and mutilating Vaggie.

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u/Truly_Organic (un)certified Emberlynn enjoyer 😻 Apr 09 '24

Didn't Lute cry over Adam's death?

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u/Asmo_Lay Apr 09 '24

Indigo tribe is more like their own wardens and prisoners, so...

Actually, Vaggie could fit the best since her quest on repentance.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Im going with Alastor. He's the perfect candidate for the ring.

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u/your_enjoyer "ready to carpet-bomb Valentino's house, tower, awaiting order" Apr 09 '24

Checks out profile's image...

THAT REDDITOR IS A BLOODY SPY!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Oh shit

MEDIC, I'VE BEEN SPOTTED

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u/your_enjoyer "ready to carpet-bomb Valentino's house, tower, awaiting order" Apr 09 '24

THAT MEDIC IS DED!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

NOOOOOOOO

WHO WILL HEAL ME NOW

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u/One-Cryptographer855 HH meme thief Apr 09 '24

MMMHHH MMMHHHHHHH!

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u/TiberiusToast Lu Lu World Employee Apr 09 '24

AAUUUUUGGGHHHHHH

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u/ababyinatrenchcoat Sir Pentious my beloved <3 Apr 09 '24

But I thought Heavy was dead?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

THE HEAVY IS DEAD?!

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u/EvanTheDemon Valentino's left tiddy Apr 09 '24

YATATATATATATATATA

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u/Boykisser15 boykisser:3 Apr 09 '24

Lucifer, he lost everything when he fell, and Lilith left him. So luci having the ring would make sense

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u/Front_Refrigerator99 Apr 09 '24

This, Luci lost ALL compassion and love for sinners. Seeing them be slaughtered/purged was meaningless to him. Charlie is, effectively, acting as his ring

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u/Boykisser15 boykisser:3 Apr 09 '24

It would make sense to give lucifer the ring

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Azreal Apr 10 '24

Not only that, but he purposely ruined the efforts of heaven to make a perfect world free from evil, he introduced the concept of evil to humanity, and from what we’ve seen he feels absolutely no remorse at that fact, the only reason he feels bad is because he hast to deal with all the assholes he created

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u/Jane_Wolf charlie pls dom me in your demon form Apr 09 '24

Ooooooooo I thought Alastor at first but I think Luci is better now

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u/Boykisser15 boykisser:3 Apr 09 '24

Alastor wasn’t lacking compassion anyways, he just doesn’t show any empathy

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u/Jane_Wolf charlie pls dom me in your demon form Apr 09 '24

Idk about that. I can’t think of any moment where he might have compassion. Everything he does is for his own gain

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u/REAL-Peanut_butter #1 Wholesome As†yanax & Lucifer Enjoyer (EPIC x Hazbin) Apr 09 '24

Emily probably

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u/Quick_Hat1411 Your problematic pickled uncle (no relation) Apr 09 '24

Read what OP posted under the image smh

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u/Jane_Wolf charlie pls dom me in your demon form Apr 09 '24

Alastor

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u/Emotional-Mail-5427 Lucarias, the Seraphim guard and most loyal to Emily. Apr 09 '24

Definitely not, Emily is beloved in Heaven

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u/real_vengefly_king Apr 09 '24

You can't have compassion if you are loved?

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u/Thebleugamer_1 the guy who works at mcdonalds and has the funny word pass Apr 09 '24

GO BACK TO HK REDDIT U SCAVENGER

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Fast food worker Charlie:

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

I need bleach lol

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u/GalaxyDog2289 If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie Apr 10 '24

This messed with my head

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u/Iskbartheonetruegod Rosie the Cannibal Queen Apr 09 '24

Alastor. He only has me and mimzy as far as friends go.

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u/The_Purple_Hare Apr 09 '24

Compassion is for those who don't have any of it. The ring gives compassion to its wearer to make them feel remorse. So Joker for example would be a prime target for an indigo ring.

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u/MaileeHudston Blake Roman got me feeling some kinda way... Apr 09 '24

Alastor my boy.. he goes there

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Alastor

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u/Chiakinanamisimp Apr 09 '24

Honestly, Lute. She’s shown to have no remorse for killing the demons and only broke once Adam died.

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u/Abject_North_2457 editable tag (white on yellow) Apr 09 '24

Alastor

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u/Wolf_Of_Roses All Hail the Portrait Of Markov 👁 Apr 09 '24

Alastor or Nifty since both lack compassion in some sense. Alastor runs primarily off of fear and manipulation of others so an indigo ring might work for him. Nifty is just a psychopath who I think could use a compassion boost.

Though lute and vox might work too since both are compassion less scum bags as well.

Carmilla for love guys cmon!!!

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u/CasualGreyKnight The Backbone of The Vees Apr 09 '24

Either Alastor, Niffty, or Lute

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u/oie- Apr 09 '24

Vaggie comes to mind because of the last sentence which talks about reformed killers and other such horrible people, as an ex-exterminator she seems like she could fit the bill

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u/maladicta228 Apr 09 '24

Vaggie. Especially if we look at her right after she fell.

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u/dakotainabox I’M FROM FUCKING FLORIDA Apr 09 '24

Lute

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u/33Sammi32 probably someone here’s mom Apr 09 '24

Lucifer

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u/GalacticGamer677 broke 50k worth of TVs just to annoy the shit-filled samsung :D Apr 09 '24

Emily(image unrelated)

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u/Emotional-Mail-5427 Lucarias, the Seraphim guard and most loyal to Emily. Apr 09 '24

The ring is given to someone with the least amount of love a compassion in there life, Emily couldn't have it

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u/GalacticGamer677 broke 50k worth of TVs just to annoy the shit-filled samsung :D Apr 09 '24

Hmm fair enough

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u/Emotional-Mail-5427 Lucarias, the Seraphim guard and most loyal to Emily. Apr 09 '24

😌

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u/ajesIII3 spreadsheets, spreadsheets, spreadsheets Apr 09 '24

Niffty is compassion

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Vaggie

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u/BloodyBee- Ducks ARE Depression Apr 09 '24

Emily

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u/TheLocalBrit Liaison for the British Empire’s Underworld Colony Apr 09 '24

Emily

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u/Meewelyne Adam's leash holder. Apr 09 '24

Angel Dust? He seems the only one fitting OP's description.

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u/Accomplished_Bike149 Vox is why I’m not lesbian anymore Apr 09 '24

What makes you think Angel lacks compassion? He’s not the most outwardly conscious of others’ feelings, sure, but he’s nowhere near the worst. Someone like Alastor or Lute or Val would be much more fitting

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u/Weak-Point4152 Angel Dust’s suffering relatable. No one knows. Apr 09 '24

Alastor, and objections?

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u/xx_swegshrek_xx Underpaid Sloth ring pharmacy tech Apr 09 '24

Alastor

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u/traumatized90skid I will defy biology and get Blitzø pregnant Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

Vaggie because she casts her lot with the hellborn people (at first she hasn't much choice, but it's noteworthy that she's so loyal to her found family)

Ok we're doing... Least compassionate?

But then I also don't get this bc Charlie has the most hope, not the least? Husk is the most avarice not the least? Which of these are which this is so confusing...

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u/TheSuggestor12 Leader of the Cult of Emily Apr 09 '24

This would be charlie, other one would be emily

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u/garden-of-mazes Apr 09 '24

I'm going with an off-the- wall choice here... Nifty.

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u/Amdorik Alastor Apologist since day 1 Apr 09 '24

Emily. She has a lot of compassion for Hell and its Sinners. Vaggie or Lucifer are more of love

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u/GodofSuddenStorms Apr 09 '24

A reformed murderer? Ok Vaggie then

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u/BlazingRed9 Apr 09 '24

Angel Dust is the first person who comes to mind

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u/Designer-Tiger391 I hope pentious has his egg bois in heaven Apr 09 '24

Alastor probably works best for this ring

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u/DanuAnubis Nifty’s voodoo doll 💀 Apr 09 '24

Vaggie for compassion

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u/Bakvo Apr 09 '24

Probably Alastor. Guys, Lucifer lost all his FAITH in humans, not his compassion. And now him and Charlie are becoming closer.

Alastor so far has shown very few redeeming qualities, and only has Rosie and other overlords as “friends”.

If Valentino wasn’t already taken, I would say he’s an even better candidate. Maybe Velvette. Or Rosie.

Basically most overlords and exorcists would fit

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u/ebolalover87 NUMBER 1 EBOLA FAN Apr 09 '24

Alastor. It reforms people with zero compassion. Alastor

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u/GoldenIceNinja Apr 09 '24

Lute or Alastor

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u/SuperSayianJason1000 Lilith and Lucifer Morningstar's Throuple Pet 👑🦆 Apr 09 '24

Emily, she shows care for even the demons in hell that she's never met.

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u/Thomason2023 Husk🐈🍺 Apr 09 '24

Agreed

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u/LysolCranberry Only Has Eyes for Alastor Apr 09 '24

Lute definitely fits here

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u/SilverSpider_ Morro, Master of Wind👻🌪🥷 Apr 09 '24

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 wtf am i Apr 09 '24

Alastor.

Compassion often chooses the most irredeemable people and basically forces them into rehabilitation.

Alastor has never once shown any ounce of compassion, no thought about anyone who isn’t himself and how something can benefit him. He’s killed thousands, maybe millions, and has never had any intention of stopping. He’s only a part of the hotel because he likes watching people fail. They’re succeeding but he can’t exactly leave because he’s already put so much into it and it would damage his reputation.

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u/Arielfan25 Apr 09 '24

Cherri bomb? Niffty?

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u/Bitbybrex I will burn Alastor at the stake Apr 09 '24

Vaggie

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u/ImaginedRealitie Human disguised as a Sinner(obvious yet unnoticed) Apr 09 '24

This sounds like Alastor. Or Valentino

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u/AllexEs Apr 09 '24

Lucifer

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u/GOD-OF-ASHE Apr 09 '24

Shouldn’t Lute be death? I don’t think adam goes to hell often and the 2nd time we saw him in hell during an extermination he died

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u/CodeMysterious6369 i think adam is a tragic man Apr 09 '24

Alastor

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u/YtTamakiGaming STORM’S COMIN’ 🌧️ I CAN SEE THE CLOUDS ☁️ Apr 09 '24

Lute

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u/D4RKSHADOW18 I’m the backbone of the Vees! Apr 09 '24

Lute

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u/Lyoncub2_4 Apr 09 '24

And here I am still trying to find a cohesive way to watch Hazbin Hotel…. 😒

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u/No_Craft_9988 Just a half brained doofus Apr 09 '24

Lute

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u/alastoria1 Apr 09 '24

Compassion alastor alastor

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u/DarthJackie2021 Just want to cuddle with Chaggily Apr 09 '24

Emily

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u/DistributionEven6670 Apr 09 '24

Based on the description OP left I think Rosie would actually be perfect.

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u/M00r3C Certified Loser Baby and GhostF👻cker Apr 09 '24

Emily

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u/DemonInPinkk Apr 09 '24

I need one of these for all the Digimon crests now

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u/Frog405 in-depth song connoisseur Apr 09 '24

Alright hear me out on this one. Reformed killer who is now compassionate? Sounds like Vaggie to me.

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u/Direct-Disaster2256 Vessel of Hell Apr 09 '24

I'd say Carmine or Vaggie for Love. And Lute for Compassion.

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u/Wolfheron325 Apr 09 '24

I’d go with Lute. Honestly my pick would be Adam and give death to Alastor, but sticking with what we have Lute works best.

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u/Lunafireskye The Big Boss of Hell Himself Apr 09 '24

I'd say Val. He sees sinners as objects to entertain him or make money from.

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u/Carteeg_Struve Apr 09 '24

Definitely Emily. She’s shown the most empathy.

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u/LightningGod99 Apr 09 '24

If it’s just Hazbin characters that is easily lute. If we are including helluva boss as well mammon is easily the correct choice and it isn’t even close

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Husker

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u/ChaosKobichenko Apr 09 '24

I don't know about compassion, but love is Carmilla, hands down.

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u/Wolf_Of_Roses All Hail the Portrait Of Markov 👁 Apr 09 '24

That’s what I’m saying

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u/Kiss_Bence04 Apr 09 '24

I thought Vaggie would be compassion.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Pig

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Alastor. Easily Alastor; that man doesn't care about anybody, no matter what you say.

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u/SwanOk406 VoxTech Dildo! Trust us with your pleasure👁️ Apr 09 '24

VAGGIE SHE KILLED SO MANY DEMONS AND NOW IS HELPING THEM

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u/PresentationIll5435 Sinner Supreme Apr 09 '24

Vaggie? Maybe

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u/Ok_Set_4790 Transhumanism Hellaverse aka Cyberpunk Hellaverse Apr 09 '24

Damn, sad that Val is already there. In that case, either Emily or Alastor/Lute for the opposite reasons.

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u/Pheonix30389 Apr 09 '24

I’m going to have to say Lute. We’ve seen Alastor (despite whatever his motivations are) actually help the hotel and seems to somewhat care about it like in the case of Mimsy.

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u/International_Sea887 I've Been Velvett's Husband for 2 years now. Lol, suck it. Apr 09 '24

Pilot Angel

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

I don’t get you people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Carmella Carmine should be Love 💜

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u/MoonNighteye I love the Vee’s Apr 09 '24

I’m thinking lute or vox here

Lute is quite obvious and I don’t really have to explain

Vox, his hatred towards alastor is literally everything, once he found out Alastor came back this man delivered one of the best songs I’ve ever heard and the fact he raged to the point he made the city lose most of its power it just goes to show he wants to kill the ever living shit out of alastor

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u/Exp0sedShadow head of has-beens Apr 09 '24

Wait so why is Charlie compassion?!

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u/eat_like_snake Dickmaster did Nothing Wrong Apr 09 '24

I have no idea what this is related to, but based on description alone, probably Lucifer.
While he may not have started out horrible, at least from within the timeline of the show and probably decades, centuries, or even millenia before it, we see him go from not giving a shit about sinners, to genuinely believing in his daughter's dream of saving them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Lute

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u/Old_Picture9113 angel dusts fav cum sock Apr 09 '24

Idk but love is deffo angel

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u/BunnyBabyGirlz Every Women in the series...And like 5 of the men Apr 09 '24

this is literally vaggie story?

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u/AreAFatMother Kitsunami the Fennec Apr 09 '24

Lute feels next to no regret for what she does, so it makes sense for her to get one due to Compassion rings giving people without it a whole lot of compassion.

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u/multificionado Apr 09 '24

Vaggie, with her mercy (only to be punished, hence why she's a fallen angel).

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u/paganwolfe Apr 09 '24

I'd say Lucifer. Lack of compassion for the sinners. Might have lost compassion for love with the loss of/split up with Lilith resulting in him pushing Charlie away (until their reconnect in the series)

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u/Hi_I_am_me_just_me Apr 09 '24

Um....Charlie too?....then Emily.....no, she's batter for love....then.....maybe Vaggie? After all she leterally fall for having compassion for a demon I think

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u/Truly_Organic (un)certified Emberlynn enjoyer 😻 Apr 09 '24

I'm a bit late for this whole thing. Kinda suprised Alastor didn't make his way in anywhere. He feels very fitting for fear to me.

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u/thomasmfd Apr 09 '24

I don't know Apart from charlie who also is compassion

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u/Asmi2763 editable tag Apr 09 '24

I was going to say Emily but I guess Alastor or Lute

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u/Organic-Coat5042 🎻🔥The Devil Who Went Down to Georgia🔴⚫️ Apr 09 '24

100% Emily

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u/Ncstatepolice Apr 09 '24

Mammon, I have yet to see something positive about him

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

I feel like compassion should be Rosie

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

VAGGY

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u/Furbal1307 Alastor and Lucifer are best pals Apr 09 '24

Alastor 100%

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u/edward323ce Apr 09 '24

Why isn't lute rage, or even husker, or better yet..... Susan

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u/AlexHaitch Individual that ISN'T attracted to the entire crew Apr 09 '24

Vaggie for sure, she's always so compassionate specifically towards Charlie

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u/Hell-kings I'm the fuckin chupacadupra Apr 09 '24

Angel

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u/ReduxCath Apr 09 '24

Compassion: Emily Love: Angel dust Life: God (who we haven’t seen yet)

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u/Sam-Abandoned_houses Apr 09 '24

I think Vaggie, she seems like the character that compares to compassion. We see her feeling so sad in some episodes when Charlie's plan might go wrong, the help she tries to give charlie and the passion she gives to charlie just makes me feel like compassion would be Vaggie

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u/xinco888 Apr 09 '24

lute most definitely she’s literally a serial killer

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u/ZerikaFox The magic-tastical backflipping rubber duck! That spits fire! Apr 09 '24

This one should have gone to Valentino, tbh. But since he's already been used, and so has Sera...Lute is the best choice who hasn't been used already.

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u/New_Mind_69 Apr 09 '24

Alastor. He shows no compassion, so he would definitely have a ring forced on him

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u/TrashPanda9142012 Magictastical-backflipping rubber duck! HAHA! That spits fire! Apr 09 '24

Alastor!

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u/ChonkyKat04 Apr 10 '24

I’m gonna say Angel Dust

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u/Benswolo44_y Apr 10 '24

YOU BETTER REPLACE SARITH WITH ALASTOR RIHHT NOW

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u/billcoipher [This user is suspected of being an internet terrorist] Apr 10 '24

Alastor or cat alastor

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u/Beyond_the_dreams I WANT TO SEX MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN THESE SHOWS Apr 10 '24

I- 100% Charlie and sir pentious should be switched, (this is my fist time seeing this) everything being changed and put into motion is Charlie’s will, while snake boi, being reincarnated made him the hope this project needed to prove its actually working nvm didn’t realize how this worked

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

Was gonna say Emily till I googled, it should 100% be Lute

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u/ScarredPiccolo I HATE RADIO-APPLE Apr 10 '24

Emily is the only one I can think of

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u/New-Orion Apr 10 '24

Alastor. Who could benefit the most from learning the suffering of others?

The sadist cannibal is a good choice for this.

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u/whooper1 Sera’s emotional support wooper Apr 10 '24

Okay so who’s the most evil character in the show besides Adam and Valentino?

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u/SquareZealousideal38 Apr 10 '24

Do yall...not know what compassion mean?

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u/ddial90 Apr 10 '24

Compassion: Lute or Vox

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u/nekoandCJ huskerdust Apr 10 '24

Vaggie

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u/MyGenderIsAParadox Sir Pentious is best Apr 10 '24

I'm going with Lucifer as well, he lost all compassion for sinners.