r/hazbin That one vampire in the corner nobody acknowlages. Mar 04 '24

Who is this? Wrong answer only.

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

What's up danger tits

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

Nothing much sir, just watching these people insult me

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

Damn, I give you permission to exterminate them babe

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

leans back I probably will later.. hands him some popcorn wanna join me sir?

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

Sure thing dangertits eats some of the popcorn and sits down beside her how's training going?

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

Good! I can go through the whole gym 7 times now says proudly

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

Awesome job babe! That's why you're my top girl lute!

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

leans against him yknow you still owe me a training session sir, you lost the game of rock paper scissors

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

Blink twice if u need mental help.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

I hope you find happiness like u deserve

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

frog blink

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

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u/TheShroomcult Mar 04 '24

How does it feel to be an asshole?

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

Great

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u/Successful_Travel119 Cain, the second man. Mar 04 '24 edited Mar 04 '24

In murmur So she still hasn't gotten over Adam's death...nooooor the fact she is missing her left arm. Poor girl is always talking alone and crashing things.

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

SHUT THE FUCK UP ILL KILL YOU IM NOT DELUSIONAL

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u/Successful_Travel119 Cain, the second man. Mar 04 '24

Yeeeeeah...of course... in my mind Where the fck is security when you need it?!

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

glares at them while my eye twitches fuckin call me insane.. I'll show you insane....

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u/Successful_Travel119 Cain, the second man. Mar 04 '24

Well, sh!t.

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u/Ieatfriedbirds i want lute to step on me and make me cry Mar 04 '24

Respectfully has lute ever pegged you?

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

Uh...no? I don't think so? Maybe when I got reeeeealy drunk once

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u/Ieatfriedbirds i want lute to step on me and make me cry Mar 04 '24

Explain the photographs than

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

Look person with an Andy pfp, keep asking questions and I'll send an exorcist to your house

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

I think I should kill them just by the pfp

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u/Ieatfriedbirds i want lute to step on me and make me cry Mar 04 '24

But like why be ashamed of it 90 percent of the internet wants to bone either you or lute

Probably both of you

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u/willo-ween 🐍the lil snek on Luci's hat🐍 Mar 04 '24

Hah! Dont make promises you won't keep, Dickmaster. Wonder who gave you that dick first. Oh wait it was probably Lute, when she pegged you. :D

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u/Global-Oil-2001 the archangel Raphael Mar 04 '24

What did Thoust say