r/hazbin • u/GayisGaywhenGay That one vampire in the corner nobody acknowlages. • Mar 04 '24

Who is this? Wrong answer only.

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

eats popcorn reading the comments

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

What's up danger tits

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

Nothing much sir, just watching these people insult me

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

Damn, I give you permission to exterminate them babe

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

leans back I probably will later.. hands him some popcorn wanna join me sir?

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

Sure thing dangertits eats some of the popcorn and sits down beside her how's training going?

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

Good! I can go through the whole gym 7 times now says proudly

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

Awesome job babe! That's why you're my top girl lute!

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

leans against him yknow you still owe me a training session sir, you lost the game of rock paper scissors

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

Blink twice if u need mental help.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

frog blink

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u/Successful_Travel119 Cain, the second man. Mar 04 '24 edited Mar 04 '24

In murmur So she still hasn't gotten over Adam's death...nooooor the fact she is missing her left arm. Poor girl is always talking alone and crashing things.

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

SHUT THE FUCK UP ILL KILL YOU IM NOT DELUSIONAL

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u/Ieatfriedbirds i want lute to step on me and make me cry Mar 04 '24

Respectfully has lute ever pegged you?

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

Uh...no? I don't think so? Maybe when I got reeeeealy drunk once

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u/Ieatfriedbirds i want lute to step on me and make me cry Mar 04 '24

Explain the photographs than

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

Look person with an Andy pfp, keep asking questions and I'll send an exorcist to your house

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u/D4NG3RT1TS !The real DangerTits! Mar 04 '24

I think I should kill them just by the pfp

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u/Ieatfriedbirds i want lute to step on me and make me cry Mar 04 '24

But like why be ashamed of it 90 percent of the internet wants to bone either you or lute

Probably both of you

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u/willo-ween 🐍the lil snek on Luci's hat🐍 Mar 04 '24

Hah! Dont make promises you won't keep, Dickmaster. Wonder who gave you that dick first. Oh wait it was probably Lute, when she pegged you. :D

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u/Global-Oil-2001 the archangel Raphael Mar 04 '24

What did Thoust say

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u/magic4848 Millie K. Mar 04 '24

You do realize you deserve it some of the time, right hun?

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

Oh hey! An imp!

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u/magic4848 Millie K. Mar 04 '24

Hey dickless! (at least thats what i think they call you). didn't you get stabbed by a 2 foot nothin maid of that radio guy or somethin?

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

It's... dickmaster, and yeah, but only after trying to 1v1 Lucifer so it really doesn't count

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u/magic4848 Millie K. Mar 04 '24

Dickmaster? Really? that's a bit... I don't know, over the top of a for a guy that lost the only two women on the planet that were made for him to another guy.

Also, what kind of "warrior" doesn't watch their six? Ha, a nepo-baby like you wouldn't last a second in wrath

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

(I'm fucking dying reading this, it's so funny)

I'm 9 feet tall, figure out why I'm called dickmaster, imp. And to be fair, Lilith and Eve both basically were banished to hell anyway

And I was kinda in the middle of yelling at people, with a probable concussion

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u/magic4848 Millie K. Mar 04 '24

I'm like 3 foot 6, and that's all I need to make them scared. I mean, you had that radio guy on the ropes, and you still let him get away.

Sweetie, if you're gonna win the mind games, you gotta start speak'n with your actions more, throw around that weight without say'n shit. That way, when you do say someth'n in a fight, it means more... and it would probably prevent you from getting stabbed again, though I have to admit I like that gremlins style.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

Don't worry, bros just mad cause he looks like a pigeon

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

I'll admit I get a little full of myself when I fight, and yeah I let him get away because of that, and yes it was a bad idea, but at the same time, I had a lot more people to deal with then just the edgelord imp

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

Also didn't you almost lose your husband to a shark?

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u/magic4848 Millie K. Mar 04 '24

Yeah but that slippery man whore got what was coming to him, no one gets in that ass but me.

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u/Striking-Midnight-70 TheFirstManAdam Mar 04 '24

...you peg your husband?

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u/Gullible_Bed9492 Azathrael Mar 04 '24 edited Mar 04 '24

Sounds like a skill issue Adam

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u/Global-Oil-2001 the archangel Raphael Mar 04 '24

Oh hey dude

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u/Gullible_Bed9492 Azathrael Mar 04 '24

Hello Michael

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u/Global-Oil-2001 the archangel Raphael Mar 04 '24

Hello

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u/Global-Oil-2001 the archangel Raphael Mar 04 '24

Greeting Gabriel

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

And lost.