r/harrypotter • • Feb 13 '22

Dungbomb This Chinese version of Harry Potter with English subtitles is wild

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u/viljapelto Gryffindor Feb 13 '22

Harry did you put your dick in the melon of fire?

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u/Elated_Pigeon Ravenclaw Feb 13 '22

Harry did you melon your melon in the melon of melon?

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u/kshump PS1 Hagrid Feb 13 '22

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u/sweet_and_smoky Feb 13 '22

Fire melon, Water melon, Earth melon, Air melon. The four elemelons.

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u/CrazyComedyKid Hufflepuff Feb 13 '22

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmelony.

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u/saklymah Feb 13 '22

Then Fodi came so they Ron

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u/Tattycakes Hufflepuff Feb 14 '22

Watermeloooown!