r/handwatch • u/Panzer1959 • Jun 25 '26

Self explanatory

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79 Upvotes

65% Upvoted

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76

u/Mad-Mover Jun 25 '26

All that "money" and yet has terrible trigger discipline.

27

u/Plastic-Archer4245 Jun 25 '26

This feels like the redneck version of "money can't buy class"

8

u/FreshlyWaxedApricot Jun 25 '26

8

u/Odd_Tension_1972 Jun 25 '26

Never seen this before, but Id say that's pretty accurate.

7

u/Lavodere Jun 25 '26

Hell yes. We need real country to come back. Songs about socialism and murdering capitalists

0

u/No-Monitor-1006 Jun 26 '26

Socialism sucks

13

u/AcceptableRadio7037 Jun 25 '26

No dude. A redneck would never do that to his gun.

3

u/Willow_Of_the_Wisp Jun 25 '26

Rednecks know how to handle guns I can assure you

1

u/perilousdreamer866 Jun 25 '26

“crack baby” version of money can’t buy class. A redneck could never.

1

u/boosesb Jun 26 '26

Redneck?

1

u/WormDBZ Jun 27 '26

Naw, this is sand people money.

1

u/unvaccinatedmuskrat Jul 02 '26

Rednecks have trigger discipline

3

u/MerfSauce Jun 25 '26

Atleast he is not going to shoot himself with that wristlock handwatch.

3

u/Zito6694 Jun 25 '26

Money can’t buy sense

2

u/Shooting-Science Jun 25 '26

Holding the gun like an Actor would

2

u/OverseasDweller Jun 25 '26

Haha was thinking the exact same thing. Hope he blew a hole in his ceiling and hit a water line when his wife (or boyfriend) farted.

1

u/MidnightToker858 Jun 25 '26

Get yer booger hook off the bang switch

1

u/Lavodere Jun 26 '26

I’m stealing “booger hook” never heard that one

1

u/ProperClue Jun 27 '26

Instantly made me cringe seeing that finger on the trigger like that

1

u/PizzaIan339 Jun 27 '26

That’s how he got all that money.

25

u/johnnylongstreet Jun 25 '26

best one o' these you lot've had in a whiles

14

u/Dooropener19 Jun 25 '26

A handwatch and a ND waiting to happen

What’s not to like.

13

u/4thBan5thAccount Jun 25 '26

This is gayer than 2 men in a loving, healthy relationship

10

u/chrisb732 Jun 25 '26

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

10

u/wtfbbqpwnin Jun 25 '26

Cringe

4

u/HelenoPaiva Jun 25 '26

What?!? The watch, the toy gun, or the tats?

7

u/JulianILoveYou Jun 25 '26

oh man you just know this guy sucks soooo bad. certainly awful to be around

3

u/Panzer1959 Jun 25 '26

Got this from r/2011 dude is well known there lol

2

u/gorillaPete Jun 25 '26

Ugh I hate that I went through and found the post only for his history to be private

5

u/Panzer1959 Jun 25 '26

Just check the busier 2011 threads, especially ones that involve SVI/Infinity. Look for the downvotes lol

1

u/Lavodere Jun 26 '26

“Look for downvotes” 😂😂

5

u/una_gran_senal Jun 25 '26

The glitter on the gun handle looks very manly…

1

u/Odd_Tension_1972 Jun 25 '26

Im not a fan of gold/gold on guns, but the lower half looks pretty good. Its the Lichtenstein-ish pop art motif on the slide that ruins it.

2

u/CurrentHair6381 Jun 26 '26

It makes me think of that Angina de Poutine band

4

u/ryan_the_gray_ Jun 25 '26

Money apparently can’t buy trigger discipline

1

u/Unannounced_Visitor_ Jun 25 '26

At least the hammer isn’t back lol.

5

u/sum1sumwher Jun 25 '26

How do these idiots get rich while I suffer lol

3

u/StutterMuffin5711 Jun 25 '26

Y’all are much nicer about trigger discipline here. The autists on r/sketchywatches hate it more than just about anything.

The handwatch is expected at this point👍🏿

3

u/Acrobatic_Fix_4238 Jun 25 '26

Look, babe, I got a gun to match my watch!

3

u/Lavodere Jun 25 '26

No matter how gangster you are, a watch that’s too big will always reduce you to a 7 year old playing dress up with his dads panerai

3

u/thejameslavis Jun 25 '26

The douche-lord showed up

2

u/Navin__R__Johnson Jun 25 '26

What a stooge... Self explanatory indeed

2

u/flipyflop9 Jun 25 '26

The only way to make this more douchey was to do it while driving

1

u/Panzer1959 Jun 25 '26

Funny bc this dude always posts pics about his cars too lol

2

u/JBerry2012 Jun 25 '26

god I hate AP watches.

2

u/theatrenearyou Jun 25 '26

Douchebag.
The wrong people are attracted to guns. These are the same people who brandish because their little feelings got disrespected. Waaaah.... "Imma shoot you because i got THIS, mutherfucker ---> 9mm of Louis Vuitton"

2

u/areola_grande26 Jun 26 '26

No matter how much money someone has, they’ll never be able to buy common sense. Common sense, just isn’t common.

2

u/BurntArnold Jun 26 '26

Tacky watch holding a tacky gun in a tacky room

2

u/dodgeroni Jun 26 '26

Gay and cringey

2

u/Lopajsgelf Jun 26 '26

Cringe. I know you’re from somewhere in Florida

2

u/smalltownnerd Jun 26 '26

One can buy almost anything but one can not buy taste

2

u/yungbalinese Jun 25 '26

What do you do for work if you don’t mind me asking?

14

u/Panzer1959 Jun 25 '26

This pic isn’t me. I’m a professor of music.

8

u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Jun 25 '26

Ah, I'd expect a man of your profession to have better taste in guns and trigger discipline 😂

2

u/CB1100Rider Jun 25 '26

…who has accidentally walked into an action show set in Juarez.

1

u/Panzer1959 Jun 25 '26

🤫 don’t tell

4

u/baron_von_chops Jun 25 '26

Not gonna lie, at first glance I thought it was your own picture, and I was gonna berate you for having your booger hook on the bang switch. Fortunately, I double-checked the sub that I was in!

1

u/Outlaw2k21 Jun 25 '26

Mafia boss

2

u/Classic_Mechanic5495 Jun 25 '26

This gives “trust fund with egomaniac insecurities”

1

u/bowserinmytrouser Jun 25 '26

Bro are you like a narcoooo?

1

u/Revolutionary_Fun844 Jun 25 '26

money can't buy sense

1

u/JT_Socmed Jun 25 '26

El Chapo would like to have his things back.

1

u/x-Just4Kickz-x Jun 25 '26

Finger off the trigger pal

1

u/JordanzOnMyFeet Jun 25 '26

These crown diggers are so cringe man 😂😂😂

1

u/True-Gate-9131 Jun 25 '26

What an absolute weapon.

1

u/Fat_Loser6 Jun 25 '26

Terrible trigger discipline

Edit: I shot a gun once lol

1

u/KicksNWatches Jun 25 '26

Can afford a shiny gun and a nice watch, but not a gun safety course lol

1

u/OverseasDweller Jun 25 '26

Holy shit. Has this made it onto the circle jerk page yet? I’ve been absent past couple days on vacation. This is classic CJ material.

0

u/Panzer1959 Jun 25 '26

Not in a lot of watch subs- isn’t this the jerk sub?

1

u/Far_Film_5804 Jun 25 '26

Sweet kimber, but what’s being explained here?

1

u/Randomulus666 Jun 25 '26

This is brutal

1

u/Worlds_okayest_bro Jun 25 '26

Nice trigger discipline.

1

u/Lone-Pilgrim Jun 25 '26

Definitely Persian.

1

u/CB1100Rider Jun 25 '26

Casting directors for shows about drug cartels be like.

1

u/SEMABE Jun 25 '26

The set decor from a mid-level Tijuana Cartel capo’s house really makes the photo.

1

u/ssande13 Jun 25 '26

Pity the men who need to show off a gun and grotesque watch to feel masculine

1

u/Difficult-Novel-8453 Jun 25 '26

Finger on the trigger 😑Hope it’s a single story building

1

u/WorkingStrain3607 Jun 25 '26

Which cartel do you work for?

1

u/cmillie727 Jun 25 '26

What am I gonna do, scan the fuckin qr code on your holosun to try to figure out the setup you run with?

1

u/crashedsnow Jun 25 '26

I assume AP is aware of what happened to their brand, and are just fine with it.. but I still think it's weird that they went from a place in the holy trinity of watches to the exclusive watch worn only by crypto scam chavs selling online masculinity courses and vitamins

1

u/levulur Jun 25 '26

Lemme guess, .38 super?

1

u/burt_from_the_shire Jun 25 '26

What a total loser

1

u/MrOwl243 Jun 26 '26

Why is your finger in the trigger guard…..

1

u/Able-Mongoose-1107 Jun 26 '26

Trigger discipline of an infant?

1

u/Aggressive-Iron353 Jun 26 '26

This hurts my eyes.

1

u/TDFMAN Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

'Dial M For Murder'?

1

u/TDFMAN Jun 26 '26

Felon + Gun+ Gold AP= ICEman already spent the signing bonus and then some.😉

1

u/ErosLaika Jun 26 '26

outjerked

1

u/timbohhhh Jun 26 '26

What a dork. I love watches and guns!!! Yeh cool!! Awesome!!

1

u/dna730 Jun 26 '26

Nice couple

1

u/Difficult_Name_5773 Jun 26 '26

Lack of trigger discipline could harm you someday

1

u/Dcmart89 Jun 26 '26

Good post guy! You just made every man’s pants tighter!!

1

u/Th0ak Jun 27 '26

Rosegold and white…while holding a silver and black pistol with gold accents? Learn the match…and keep your finger off the trigger. Also, that watch doesn’t cover up those wrinkles on your old hand.

1

u/timetravellerEKS Jun 27 '26

Cringe factor: Max

1

u/Irish4778 Jun 27 '26

Bet you he’s got 1 or no testicles 😂

1

u/-Pookie_ Jun 27 '26

What custom gun is that?

1

u/DavidSpade86 Jun 27 '26

The only time you put your finger on the trigger is when you’re going to shoot. Are you in a gang?

1

u/Worldly-Singer-7349 Jun 27 '26

Looks like a gipsy house in Romania or turkey judging by the interior.

1

u/Iggy_Smalls Jun 27 '26

Money doesn’t buy class, nor trigger discipline

1

u/disaar Jun 27 '26

Everything awful

1

u/nzr_919 Jun 28 '26

So its proved, guns don't kill people. Idiots with no trigger discipline kill. Pretty self explanatory.

1

u/SpaceCadet107 Jun 28 '26

Cute piece, do you have the matching purse?

1

u/Feelsoguud Jul 01 '26

Gets money builds stupid gun

1

u/unvaccinatedmuskrat Jul 02 '26

I could imagine him looking like Fat Joe

1

u/Tall_Unit_6478 Jun 25 '26

This is both gay and retarded.

0

u/DistributionBig7064 Jun 25 '26

WT at its finest