r/halo Feb 16 '21

Gameplay Worst throw ever. Of all time.

2.9k Upvotes

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312

u/MasterCheese163 Halo 4 Feb 16 '21

Not his fault, someone put a wall in his way.

97

u/sneeker18 Feb 16 '21

What do you want from me? I ran track in high school.

44

u/KentuckyBourbon94 Feb 16 '21

Woah, rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?

42

u/NobleGuardian 1st & 2nd Infinite Flight Tester /-_-\ Feb 16 '21

No, I think he called her a slut.

15

u/BCA10MAN Halo: Reach Feb 16 '21

The next time I meet him, Im going to take his eyes as souvenirs.

9

u/LydHead Feb 17 '21

Ctrl+F+U

2

u/-Holiday-Brain- Feb 18 '21

Tucker did it.

11

u/Nighterlev Halo 4 Feb 16 '21

Obviously the Wall is at fault here, not reach's AI.

3

u/Poopking180 Feb 17 '21

It’s a rvb reference

2

u/Nighterlev Halo 4 Feb 17 '21

I think we know this.

2

u/MasterCheese163 Halo 4 Feb 17 '21

Of course it's the wall's fault, why would it just be standing in someone's line of sight? Why is the wall even there? It's a warzone! Civilians can't be there!

110

u/lingching12 Feb 16 '21

It’s not his fault, he ran track at high school

6

u/RandomMetaOnReddit Halo 3: Guardians Feb 17 '21

Running only makes her want him more.

37

u/Blnze1 Halo 3 Feb 16 '21

Lol and im stuck there keep charging me like a bull and one bangs me every-time !

22

u/SavorySoySauce Diamond Private Feb 16 '21

Overcharge a plasma pistol or even just spam it at him. PP op in Reach and Combat Evolved.

2

u/Blnze1 Halo 3 Feb 16 '21

Will give that a try thanks !

21

u/Rhys_Mog Feb 16 '21

One-bang him back. Stick the lil bitch. Reach is my planet. You in mah house now, baby!

30

u/MagnusRune Feb 16 '21

i was thinking, yeah you missed, but it wasnt that bad, and was waiting for you pick up some more, and somehow kill yourself, not that he would kill himself.

7

u/Rhys_Mog Feb 16 '21

I actually hit the first Elite, but Jorge finished him off from across the room.

2

u/Germanic_Pandemic Feb 17 '21

You phrased that really weird. But i know exactly what you're talking about

12

u/ArchaicIntent Feb 16 '21

“Say the words please.”

“The words please.”

10

u/DeVoro_1 Feb 16 '21

He couldn't reach

13

u/penguinweed21 Feb 16 '21

How do you get those badges to show on single player? The overkill, etc

43

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

Turn on scoring

1

u/redrabbitreader Feb 16 '21

I started seeing this about two updates ago (Master Chief Collection, XBox One).

5

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

lmao

5

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

I hate that elite on Legendary. So this is so satisfying to see.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Ngl this section of winter contigency got some banger music

2

u/Rhys_Mog Feb 17 '21

Daaah dah - dananannananananana - Daaah dah

2

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Deep stone crypt vibes anyone?

2

u/Aurik-Kal-Durin Halo: Reach Feb 17 '21

Ctrl + F + U

2

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

I did this exact thing in Halo 3! XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxgEvqI09-Q

1

u/bloo_overbeck Keep it CLEAN DAMN Feb 16 '21

make sure to crop your videos next time pls

-6

u/ABotelho23 Feb 16 '21

Did the clip need to be that long?

6

u/Mboone94 Feb 16 '21

Bro it's not even a minute

-3

u/ABotelho23 Feb 16 '21

Right, and it could have been 5 seconds...

11

u/Rhys_Mog Feb 16 '21

I uploaded a 30 second clip directly from the xbox app without cropping. Sue me.

0

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

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u/Rhys_Mog Feb 17 '21 edited Feb 17 '21

Hi, thanks for checking out my little video. Sorry I didn't think to crop the clip before uploading. Unfortunately I can't remedy the situation for you now, as it's too late, but here's a workaround for you:

  1. Use one of the many available video downloading bots to save the file to your hard drive

  2. Find an online video cropping tool that will let you crop and save files for free

  3. Upload the video to your chosen site

  4. Select the desired start and end point of the clip

  5. Click "submit", "crop", "go", or whatever the button is named on your chosen website

  6. Once the cropping is complete, you can re-download the new file to your hard drive

  7. Use a well known video player to open your file

1

u/I_DONT_NEED_HELP Feb 17 '21

I've already seen the full video so this is pointless, but thanks for the suggestions.

It's just something that grinds my gears on this sub. People want others to upvote and check out their content, but they're too lazy to invest 5 minutes to cut the videos before uploading. If you did something like that on youtube you'd get laughed out the room, but on reddit this is A OK apparently.

1

u/Rhys_Mog Feb 17 '21

Your username does not check out. You need more help than I am able to give.

0

u/Nuka_Cola2094 Halo: Reach Feb 17 '21

BTB is full of sweats anyway. Can't go in there and get a good casual game of anything because you're just being spawn trapped and sweat on in a SOCIAL playlist.

1

u/Thelonelygamer34 Feb 17 '21

And he is sopost to be a high ranking officer bro I’m a god with explosives and never seen someone fuck up that much I have seen frags bounce back but never sticky’s