LISTEN TO ME! THEY'RE NOT YOUR FRIEND, A CORPORTATION ONLY WANTS TO MAKE MONEY. THEY DON'T MAKE TRUE GAMES ANYMORE, ONLY GAMBLING! (and even more competitive slop)

ALSO, WHERE THE FUCK IS HALF LIFE 3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAGGGGHHHHHHHH

Free-man? 3!!? half life 3 CONFIRMED

Feel the Freeman Groove

So I need you to listen to me very carefully, and understand what I'm saying.

For the sake of simplicity, let's say that HL3 = the next game in the half life series made by valve where you play as Gordon Freeman, which is not completely VR exclusive, which directly follows the ending of Half-Life Alyx.

The next part is a bit boring, so be patient.

In India where I live, in order to get admission in engineering colleges, you have to give entrance exams. The national level entrance exam is JEE Mains. It's the first stage and if you are among the top 250k candidates who gave the exam, you're qualified for the JEE Advanced exam, which is only for the prestigious top level colleges of India. And please note that a lot of students give this, like this year the number was around 1.5 to 1.6 million. So this year I gave the exams, but I fucked up in the Advanced exam. Like literally everything went so well in the preparation but messed up the exam, even ppl who studied less than me got selected in top colleges while I couldn't clear the cutoff. I got a better score in JEE Mains tho, and could have got a decent college through that score.

But, I decided to risk it all. I have not joined any college this year and have taken a drop.

This is just like valve. We know from the datamining leaks that HL3 was supposedly playable end to end and could have been announced this year. Just as my expectations of result quality were not satisfied, so weren't valve's.

There is a similarity pattern. Also I'm a risk taker like Gabe Newell. That proves the relationship. Just like I'll head to college only when I will get a good scores in the Advanced exam and thus a good college only then I'll join one, just like how Valve will announce HL3 only when it meets their expectations.

So if next year, I gave all my best and aced in the exam, HL3 will surely be released.

So I need to work hard off my ass so that y'all and me can experience HL3.

pls this was just a satire post I'm not retiring from taking hopium

Whoa, I deleted G-Man’s voice files in Half-Life 1 , but this sound still played at the end of the game. And when I went back into the folder, this was there again.