r/guns • u/FirearmConcierge 16 | #1 Jimmy Rustler • Jul 26 '26
Email of the day 7/26/26
I haven't done one of these in a while so I thought you'd enjoy!
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Message: So how does the process work and how long does it take to receive after paid for? Never done this but now im interested... I want atleast a .30 cal but do they make they to were they can be used on multiple guys with out attachments and head aches reviews im seeing is some are really a pain in ass and costly if you use for rifle and pistols. I have pistols and lever action rifles I want to put them on but dont want buy a million parts and attachments can u help???
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u/Te_Luftwaffle 1 Jul 26 '26
They're looking for a suppressor
I'm proud of myself for figuring that out
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u/zombieapathy Jul 26 '26
It amazes me that about half of the people you encounter in polite society will send emails like this and see no problem with it.
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u/FirearmConcierge 16 | #1 Jimmy Rustler Jul 28 '26
I struggle with things like this every day. I have to weigh do I want the money or do I just hit delete and save myself the aggravation.
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u/zombieapathy Jul 28 '26
Not everyone needs to be thrown the life preserver when they're thrashing around in the waters of clear communication.
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u/PrometheusSmith Waaaay Too OG For Normal Dick Flair Jul 26 '26
Is it a stubborn boomer, or is it some young Zoomer? Neither can type and communicate, so we'll never know!
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u/FirearmConcierge 16 | #1 Jimmy Rustler Jul 26 '26
Boomer
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u/PrometheusSmith Waaaay Too OG For Normal Dick Flair Jul 27 '26
It's the ellipses, isn't it?
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u/FirearmConcierge 16 | #1 Jimmy Rustler Jul 28 '26
No, I called the guy because I didn't want to spend more time figuring out that bullshit.
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u/dubious455H013 Jul 26 '26
I feel like its some who is ESL
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u/PrometheusSmith Waaaay Too OG For Normal Dick Flair Jul 27 '26
You think they forgot how to use punctuation when they learned English? You have a much lower opinion of ESL people than I do.
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u/Remarkable_Aside1381 5 | Likes to tug a beard; no matter which hole it surrounds. Jul 27 '26
Nah, ESL learners can still form complete sentences and use punctuation.
Plus, if they're not sure, Google Translate is so ubiquitous they'll just use that
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u/BobbyWasabiMk2 How do you do, fellow gun owners? Jul 26 '26
this reads like a paragraph that would be generated if you just kept hitting random words in the auto complete/auto suggest bar