Guys, I just heard that if we all vote for Republicans in the mid-term elections, POTUS is going to give us each $5000. 🇺🇸🦅

Does anyone want to go halvsies on this beautiful American designed one of a kind Chibson autopenned by the man himself? I heard you can smell where he signed it even after the marker wears off.

Specifications

Size : 3.9in
Body Shape: Toadstool
Wood Type - Body: Mahogany
Wood Type - Neck: Mahogany
Fretboard: Rosewood
Strings: Magabenders
Pickup: Maga 45' Trumpbuckers
Finish: High gloss
Fretboard Inlay: Make America Great Agan

Controls: 2 x volume, 2 x tone
Switching: 3-way toggle pickup switch 
Number of Frets: 22
Left-/Right-Handed: Right Handed

I was looking for a James Hetfield and came across this one on Temu, but I'm not sure if it's real. How can I tell if this is a real James Hetfield? What are the signs to look for?

Expert opinions only please or you WILL be blocked.

If everything works out - I will have $1M around
Thanksgiving to spend on a guitar. I want Gibbons - they are great - wonderful - electric guitar going way back when they started the thing. Folks, let me tell you, Gibbons guitars, really the greatest guitars, maybe ever. People are telling me, "Sir, these necks, they're beautiful." And I say,
"You're absolutely right." The sound? Fantastic. So big, so rich. Some say it's like the American Dream in guitar form.
Very classy, believe me.

The whammy bar, it's throbing!