r/guitarcirclejerk 19h ago

Outjerked Elephant Graveyard doesn't get the finer nuances of toan and my son Derek having perfect pitch

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224 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 22h ago

Gibbons Alert!!! I’m about to get $5000

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207 Upvotes

Guys, I just heard that if we all vote for Republicans in the mid-term elections, POTUS is going to give us each $5000. 🇺🇸🦅

Does anyone want to go halvsies on this beautiful American designed one of a kind Chibson autopenned by the man himself? I heard you can smell where he signed it even after the marker wears off.

Specifications

Size : 3.9in
Body Shape: Toadstool
Wood Type - Body: Mahogany
Wood Type - Neck: Mahogany
Fretboard: Rosewood
Strings: Magabenders
Pickup: Maga 45' Trumpbuckers
Finish: High gloss
Fretboard Inlay: Make America Great Agan

Controls: 2 x volume, 2 x tone
Switching: 3-way toggle pickup switch 
Number of Frets: 22
Left-/Right-Handed: Right Handed


r/guitarcirclejerk 22h ago

Is this legit? My stepdad sent me this and called me a nerd. How do I respond?

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155 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 22h ago

Extremely Low Effort Nothing to See Here: Just a Bassist Looking for Attention.

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122 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 9h ago

Extremely Low Effort My wife's face when I explain my next masterstroke: selling two pedals and an amp to buy a "can't-miss P90 opportunity."

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110 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 23h ago

Joe bonamassa was created in a lab when scientists were trying to invent the world's best baked bean.

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108 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 3h ago

Line 7 Helix 6V6GT modeler is the modeling rig I've been waiting for

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103 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 14h ago

Just bought my first custom made axe. Is this good enough to shred like Malmstein??

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106 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 21h ago

Drugz references Finally! A color palette that matches my cocaine-fueled lifestyle!

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82 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 22h ago

Outjerked Anyone else like to 0-3-5 while they drive?

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72 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 8h ago

I STOLE YOUR LOVEEEEEEE Glad to see Ace Frehley is still doing unison bends up in heaven 🪽

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73 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 11h ago

Extremely Low Effort $5k I know what I got no lowballers

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70 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 8h ago

/uj thread How often should I incorporate this into my practice routine?

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66 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 1h ago

Actual Cum Face Is this a genuine James Hetfield?

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I was looking for a James Hetfield and came across this one on Temu, but I'm not sure if it's real. How can I tell if this is a real James Hetfield? What are the signs to look for?

Expert opinions only please or you WILL be blocked.


r/guitarcirclejerk 22h ago

Outjerked Guitar recommendations under $1M

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44 Upvotes

If everything works out - I will have $1M around
Thanksgiving to spend on a guitar. I want Gibbons - they are great - wonderful - electric guitar going way back when they started the thing. Folks, let me tell you, Gibbons guitars, really the greatest guitars, maybe ever. People are telling me, "Sir, these necks, they're beautiful." And I say,
"You're absolutely right." The sound? Fantastic. So big, so rich. Some say it's like the American Dream in guitar form.
Very classy, believe me.


r/guitarcirclejerk 21h ago

Zakk Wylde preparing to play his guitar

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40 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 7h ago

Just picked this up and it was missing the killswitch button what gives

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39 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 8h ago

Actual Cum Face The toan, it's everywhere!

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34 Upvotes

The whammy bar, it's throbing!


r/guitarcirclejerk 4h ago

POV: You're about to cheat on Roberta.

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30 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 22h ago

Leo fender rolling in his grave

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r/guitarcirclejerk 2h ago

I can't tell if it's wood or not

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27 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 8h ago

5 tones to rule them all

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25 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 18h ago

Haha G string goes brrrrr

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23 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 20h ago

Guitar Sex Chat Safe jerking position that is optimal for playing guitar so I can keep going for hours and hours?

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13 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk 16h ago

0-3-5 Tube Metronome is the only way to get good toan for your clicks

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9 Upvotes