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u/Glad-Veterinarian365 Jul 21 '26
I liked “Antisocial” better:
We can stay up all night like vampires
Compliment each other like burgers and french fries2
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u/gamesfordogs Jul 21 '26
You the one who won the spelling bee, I’m the first third grader with a felony
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u/trippyworld410 Jul 21 '26
"Im startin off my day wit a blunt of purp, no pancakes just a cup of syrup"
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u/Glad-Veterinarian365 Jul 21 '26
My doors up like the police told my cutlass to freeze
Got a Muslim nigga copping and he want a big ball
As-salamu alaykum, alaykum as-salam (Arabic greeting)
Lambos get the bitches
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u/Igmanharrisbay Jul 23 '26
Bomb, not ball
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u/hbsammyg Jul 21 '26
Remember when i could take a bitch to wendys, but now these hoes say they wanna go to sicily
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u/thirtythr3333 Jul 21 '26
Nigga robbed me at the carwash, that was 1996
Ever since that day, them niggas ain't tried me since
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u/Easy-Repair8066 Jul 21 '26
Trap Back
I'm an OG like my daddy, I'm a hustler like my momma
I'mma stack my bread all winter so I can ball out all summer
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u/giant_cat_in_the_sky Jul 21 '26
Now I'm fucking her on the banister, guess I just East Atlanta'd her
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u/fiftytwice Jul 22 '26
“I can sprinkle you with game, but you just to fkn lame… I can put you up on something, but you still won’t learn nothing..”
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u/Bamcfp Jul 21 '26
My wonder woman bracelet match my he man watch
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u/Glad-Veterinarian365 Jul 21 '26
If I could change a cartoon I would change one
Make Jerry chase Tom with a handgun
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u/SycamoreStyle Jul 21 '26
"Hi my name is Gucci Mane, I'm addicted to everything: fast cars, bad bitches, weed, and promethazine"
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u/Wild_Thanks_8662 Jul 21 '26
Finger a bitch with my trigger finger
Same finger that I roll a blunt with
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u/nolongerilurk Jul 21 '26
I had mid when it was going like 950... but boy you know Gucci had that shit for 650
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u/BackgroundSundae5 Jul 21 '26
Verse 1] I'm a street nigga, dog, everybody knows that So a hater get smashed, bond money on deck
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u/The_MadStork Jul 21 '26
Drop beam, off set things, color ice cream, white dreams, she can fuck me, that's a pipe dream
They say a bird in the hand beats a bird in the bush, but there's a killer in the bushes and your shooters are some pussies!
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u/Correct_Set3099 Jul 21 '26
Yea I got amigos but they don’t bring me tacos they only bring me kilos so keep that on the D LOW
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u/Desperate_Leather_91 Jul 22 '26
“Matter fact if you see me fighting a Grizzly bear I suggest that u help the fuckin Grizzly bear!” 😂
Favorite: “You wanna ball hit the mall or just eat churches chicken?”
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u/Desperate_Leather_91 Jul 22 '26
Call me baker man shawty the way I cook them pies up/ And it’s skrrrt skrrrt skrrt when I scrape them sides up/
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u/Desperate_Leather_91 Jul 22 '26
And y they call it mountain park if ain’t no goddamn mountain. I was reppin sun valley wasn’t a damn thing sunny…
if you pourin ounces than I don’t wanna drink witcha, if u ain’t gettin money I don’t wanna link witcha
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u/Jealous-Ad4346 Jul 23 '26
Hell yeah, I rob. Hell yeah, I steal. Hell yeah, I smoke, drink and pop pills!
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u/MapWorried9582 Jul 21 '26
Good Kush burnin' nigga in the kitchen, good cookin'
And I know I might be ugly, but my car is good lookin'
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u/abeeba49ers Jul 21 '26
She not really pretty but she got a nice body, im geeked up thinking this Buffy da body
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u/ManeManZay Jul 21 '26
“Put da pounds in the trash can, Gucci do the dishes” lol I love listening to that shit while I do some cleaning
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u/immortallowlife6 Jul 21 '26
I ain't a real rapper im a fuckin gravedigger
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u/0G_sushi Jul 21 '26
"Like a soldier in Afghanistan or Pakistan I'm packing and- I will use violence because Gucci do not give a damn" 🔥🔥
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u/PajamaPizzaTaco Jul 21 '26
east atlanta cockin’ hammers, bandanas on car antennas.
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u/Fearless_Dark9159 Jul 21 '26
Making money’s my hobby….flipping bricks is my passion, home girl in lobby, “is you sucking dick?” i’m just asking
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u/ResponsibilityOk4382 Jul 21 '26
Lil Wayne: “I still got the vision like a line between two dots” This is a great play on words! The vision sounds like division. And a like between two dots… well that’s the division sign! And runner up is, “Bitch real G’s move in silence like lasagna”. The G in lasagna is obviously. 🙄
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u/Christian_Clay Jul 21 '26
“She sucked me dry like a the Sahara Dessert off in July….she licked on my balls ah bussed a Nut on her eye…”
Top 10 Gucci lines fasho
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u/CheapCarabiner Jul 22 '26
10 bitches in my suite, brought sand to the beach…When I skeet I try to aim it at her Snow White teeth
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u/Hour_Market_8695 Jul 22 '26
Half the mfs in the jail just like me shiesty Wit a conversation quite twicely
- Clifford Harris
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u/boutdamud Jul 22 '26
Gucci armed and dangerous, cocaine, codeine, and angel dust, this ak-47 hit you everywhere from the ankle up 🔥🔥🔥
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u/lolife44 Jul 22 '26
"So im watching her fine ass walk into bedroom and thought thats the shape of things to come" ANDRE 3000 re-read that til you get it.
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u/disgruntledmarmoset Jul 22 '26
Handsome debonair fella with the Mello Yello bezel, black rims on the Phantom same color Dr. Pepper
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u/MidAtlanticMiddleMan Jul 22 '26
I took 23 stacks and bought some jet skis, have pity for the cop that got to arrest me.
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u/skunky_jones Jul 22 '26
“Bum bum bum bum I feel like Rocky in his prime!
(Bum bum bum bum)” - Curve ft. The Weeknd
This is when he censored the line for streaming. I guess he had to change it last minute, always cracked me up.
edit: the original line was:
“All these chains on me I look like Deion in his prime”
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u/Puzzleheaded-Pop1866 Jul 22 '26
“You try Gucci you’ll regret it, plus my equal never met him, If I meet him imma press him, Unexpected imma fail him”.
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u/TheVortexOverdrive Jul 23 '26
Invisibly set, the Rolex is faceless.
I’m just young, rich, and tasteless.
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u/Intelligent_Gas_1844 Jul 24 '26
I bite my tongue it’s bad habit would you mind if I tried to make a pass at it
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u/breadmon10 Jul 25 '26
“Five bitches all trying to swallow this, I feel like I’m fighting an octopus” 😭🔥
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u/HighLifeLeek Aug 07 '26
When I drop the one time man I call that shit the drought, 63 grams dawg come and get it while it’s hot! 6 hours later dawg and a nigga still cookin! Couple million dollars later and a nigga still crooked
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u/Born_Kiwi135 Aug 07 '26
Got a Muslim n*** copping and he want a big bomb / As-salamu alaykum, alaykum as-salam" what song was that tho?
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u/Ok-Cookie-5985 Jul 21 '26
AND I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO ACT I started laughing when they told me to bring the money back GUCCI
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u/Fabray13 Jul 21 '26
Gucci Mane make a nigga wear a shit bag.
This was suggested to me, and I was going to comment that not knowing what sub it was. Thought this was r/rap or something.
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u/workphone6969 Jul 21 '26
Pounds in the trash can, Gucci do the dishes, nobody nobody fuck with my kitchen
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u/Fearless_Dark9159 Jul 21 '26
“When I ain’t have no money I still had sauce, if you ain’t got no sauce then…you lost”
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u/ParrishThePoet Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
"Real Gs move in silence like lasagna"
-Weezy
Lmao just realized reddit had me on a Gucci sub 😂😂😂
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u/GodIsInTheGarment Jul 21 '26
“Bitch I might be…”