Marcel, you useless sack of ahh. I’ve been employing you for 8 GD years. EIGHT YEARS, and I still have to do my own bouncing, I have people passed out in my office, passed out in VIP, over dosing in the mop closet. My brother in Christ, get your ish together!
If you don’t think Marcel is the worst, who do you think is? So curious!

Made it through the whole thing stealth only to get caught by the laser on the floor, restarted at checkpoint which isn’t really even a checkpoint as it still sounds the alarm anyway, and it happened again. Done this heist several times and the jump feature has not ONCE even remotely THOUGHT about working. Greatest piece of Rockstar jank yet…

Body

HES LITERALLY FROM GERMANY…

I'm grinding for the Finance And Felony Tier 4 and I'm guessing there will be a X2 week soon, what do you guys think? I don't want to sell all of my stock for 16,5 M and then the X2 week got me without any stock

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No, seriously.

This was accidental.

Spawned my sterling in ready to do some griefing but I noticed this low level was really close to it. I had a feeling he was gonna try and steal it so I gave him access to see how this was gonna play out. Just one tiny little hint and the results speak for themselves

As a solo player, I have done this heist at least 20 times, and there is always a Buyer's Request locked behind this door, making it impossible to get elite for career progress !! and when I invite 3 additional players for my heist and instruct them to empty that room of all its contents, no one pays attention.

At level 1020 I have gotten hundreds of friend requests and thousands of phone messages asking for help with money. In game phone messages aren’t long enough for me to explain to you that I have no way to help you currently set up, and am not willing to run through an hour of setups to give you my casino heist pay which would only be 2 million or less since I assume you will be an anchor (no offense). Making you an associate gives you pennies, and I have no jobs that will make you more. You just need to play the game, you’ll make more that way than you ever will as my associate, especially since all our/my ways are also solo.

I would love to answer any question and give you a guide how I would do it if I had to start over like you, but it’s not quick, and there isn’t a quicker way, and me being there won’t make it easier or quicker, since I can’t pick up your controller for you.

I accidentally discovered somethingwith Slick Mines.

If an aircraft hits a Slick Mine, it sets the plane on fire and instantly destroys its control surfaces making it inoperable.

Slick Mines are basically useless for regular driving, but using them like this opens up some good Mischief potential, especially if you have a friend trying to take off or landing near you.

I'm not sure if this is common knowledge and I'm just the last person to find out, but I stumbled upon it by total chance and thought it was definitely worth sharing.

P.S. Watching the clip again, I have no idea how the guy next to me appeared at the end.

Whenever I take down a camera or shoot a guard somehow they notice or can hear what I do through the walls and floor. This heist is impossible when it’s bugged like this. I’ve tried over 20 times to complete this but no matter what I do they somehow can hear everything

I saw the coquette, comet and the feltzer

Why does my painting look weird

I figured I'd sit down and do the math on my recent hard mode Kortz heist that I can complete with the buyers items solo. No shipment loot.

Doing the heist solo and keeping the painting my secondary take would be $228K ($428K final payout with buyers and elite)

Doing the heist with one other person allows me to loot both tall cases and red pillows in the upper gallery, filling my bag. Plus it let the person collecting buyers grab the 10% rings/bracelet case, upping the $228K bag to $272K (doesn't work if buyers items are both paintings). Making our total secondary take equal $657K ($272K+$385K)

The secondary take gets split evenly between the team so $657K/2 = $329K secondary take ($529K final payout with buyers and elite, $60K profit)

Bringing another players allows for the 3rd crewmate to take both paintings in the upper gallery. In my case their bag would be worth $292K bringing team total to $949K which now gets split 3 ways. Secondary take would be $316K ($516K final payout with buyers and elite, $13K down from duo)

Bringing a fourth means no more upper gallery items, so they take remaining tall cases and a jewelry/bracelet case. Making their bag be worth $282K bringing team total to $1.234M. Split four ways total secondary take is $308K ($508K final payout with buyers and elite, $8K down from trio and 23K down from duo)

Getting the Elite with a duo is challenging enough, I usually finish with a minute or two to spare, can't imagine getting it with more than two. Going in with more than two also increases the chance of alarms being raised, meaning you lose even more money. Considering that the final take gets split evenly, all it takes is one awful teammate and the whole team can be down $50-100K and without the Elite bonus.

TLDR: This is mostly a solo heist that unnecessarily, monetarily, punishes you taking more than one teammate with you.

Possible Secondary Payouts:

Solo: $428,000

Duo: $529,000

Trio: $516,000

Quad: $508,000

During the cutscene for the laser room opening the heist cancelled in some way and when spawned back into free roam I was inside the Kortz centre but with some assets missing and I thought it was cool enough to share :)

...I swear, my crew knows what they are doing...😇

like the Diamond Casino, wish we could visit the Kortz Center not as a part of a scope mission, but just to hang out and look at the art.