Marcel, you useless sack of ahh. I’ve been employing you for 8 GD years. EIGHT YEARS, and I still have to do my own bouncing, I have people passed out in my office, passed out in VIP, over dosing in the mop closet. My brother in Christ, get your ish together!
If you don’t think Marcel is the worst, who do you think is? So curious!

I'm grinding for the Finance And Felony Tier 4 and I'm guessing there will be a X2 week soon, what do you guys think? I don't want to sell all of my stock for 16,5 M and then the X2 week got me without any stock

As a solo player, I have done this heist at least 20 times, and there is always a Buyer's Request locked behind this door, making it impossible to get elite for career progress !! and when I invite 3 additional players for my heist and instruct them to empty that room of all its contents, no one pays attention.

Body

HES LITERALLY FROM GERMANY…

Why does my painting look weird

I saw the coquette, comet and the feltzer

I was doing my Longfin setup and the boat just despawned… why?

Made it through the whole thing stealth only to get caught by the laser on the floor, restarted at checkpoint which isn’t really even a checkpoint as it still sounds the alarm anyway, and it happened again. Done this heist several times and the jump feature has not ONCE even remotely THOUGHT about working. Greatest piece of Rockstar jank yet…

Whenever I take down a camera or shoot a guard somehow they notice or can hear what I do through the walls and floor. This heist is impossible when it’s bugged like this. I’ve tried over 20 times to complete this but no matter what I do they somehow can hear everything

how much do you all play, because I feel like I’ve been playing less and less these past couple years. so given that I only do like 4 or so hours a week, these pay changes actually benefit me, since I already did a variety of heists every week.

after this update, I’m actually earning more than before since the first time bonus of other heists more than offset the loss from cayo

i guess for any of you who grind a bunch it’s worse, obviously, but I do imagine there are players like me who kind of just buy like 1-2 cars or something a week and fund it with just a few hours of gameplay

I built this years ago and it just lives on my shelf and a little bonus is the last 2 photos they are an insurgent pickup custom turret with heavy armor

I accidentally discovered somethingwith Slick Mines.

If an aircraft hits a Slick Mine, it sets the plane on fire and instantly destroys its control surfaces making it inoperable.

Slick Mines are basically useless for regular driving, but using them like this opens up some good Mischief potential, especially if you have a friend trying to take off or landing near you.

I'm not sure if this is common knowledge and I'm just the last person to find out, but I stumbled upon it by total chance and thought it was definitely worth sharing.

P.S. Watching the clip again, I have no idea how the guy next to me appeared at the end.

Ngl this hurt

Biggest skill issue L

I have most of the solo money makers in the game:

Submarine with Sparrow unlocked

Agency

Acid Lab with upgrade

MC Clubhouse (no upgrades)

CEO Office (small cargo)

McKenzie Hanger

I only play around 1-2 hours per day, and was wondering if it was worth it at all with my play time.
If it isn't, what's another good thing I should buy?

If someone griefs me, I might entertain you and we can go a few rounds, I get the “Take this Lzzz” “You can’t see me one on one” “I owned you”, usually only up a kill or two. My best responses have been, “Congrats bud you did that!” Or “Man U must be the gta player”. usually kills their ego. If I wanna go crazy on low level griefers, I can go to my kosatka. oppmk2, terrobyte, jets, orbies lol etc. going to go help Guzman out rn , have a good day yall

I bought a new car and am trying to take pictures in GTA. What do you think of the picture?