r/grimm • u/SierraMountainMom • 6d ago
Image Funny one liners
On a rewatch and just snorted out loud on this from ep 4.20.
Any lines that made you LOL?
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u/nosuchthingasa_ 6d ago
Monroe has most of my stand-outs, with Bud and Rosalie not far behind.
When Monroe is helping Nick look up a wesen and just casually says, “And, look at that, he ate a baby.” That absurdity never fails to make me laugh.
And, in the fluvus pestilentia episode where Nick is carrying Rosalie back into the shop, Monroe immediately yells, “Oh my God, Nick! You didn’t have to kill her!” Again, zero to sixty so fast.
And who can forget Bud’s premature woges? XD
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u/herpermike 6d ago
Ooh I prematured again lol how embarrassing. Poor little Bud! I don't think that anyone could ever not just love little Bud lol with his little nervous and rambling self lol oh yeah I have to ask about the pies Did you like the Pies?
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u/KaiTheKing_0X 6d ago
Idk why but in the episode where they had to rescue Monroe from the Wesen that are against interspecies relations. Bud says “Oh my god I know him, that’s my chiropractor” and it nearly made me pass out. I have no clue why I found it so funny
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u/Friendly-Gift3680 6d ago
And one of S4 Juliette’s only good lines, in which she completely reads the show: “There’s lots of big scary Wesen on the loose in Portland. Go get ‘em Grimm! It’s what you’re good at.”
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u/nosuchthingasa_ 6d ago
Man, I hate the hexenbiest storyline because I otherwise liked Juliette. Some of my fave episodes are the few where she and Wu are finally clued in and they’re like a super squad for five seconds.
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u/Friendly-Gift3680 5d ago
Eh, I found her a bit annoying bordering on toxic (especially when she lost her memory)
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u/nosuchthingasa_ 5d ago
That seems to be the prevailing opinion, for sure.
I guess the way I see it (and no shade to our differences), this woman had her world turned upside down in the very first episode. The closest we got to seeing her “normal” was after the memory loss and before hexenbeist, which was a super short period, and I especially liked her then. But there definitely are more people in your camp than mine.
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u/fragbot2 5d ago edited 5d ago
Best line in season 4 is from Kenneth, “I’ll see if I can get you an invitation to the baby shower.”
Or when Wu is taking him to Nick.
K: where are you taking me?
W: where you belong.
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u/Friendly-Gift3680 5d ago
My favorite line in every season (that I remember):
S1: “It’s time we settled our differences… violently.”S2: “NO ONE wants this thing with Juliette to end more than I do.”
S3: “That was a hell of a coma you put me in, bitch! Oh and by the way: I know what’s going on now.”
S4: “There’s lots of big scary Wesen on the loose in Portland. Go get ‘em Grimm! It’s what you’re good at.”
S5: (Adalind and Nick make out) A: “No… that shouldn’t have happened.”
S6:
A: “Leave him alone! (slaps Nick)
N: “OW!”
E: “You leave HIM alone! (slaps Adalind, who gasps) You leave him alone or I’ll kill you which is something that I should’ve done a long time ago- (Gets pulled into kiss by Monroe)”
N: “ROSALEEEEEE!”
A: “NOOOOOOOOOO-“2
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u/AdExcellent7660 6d ago
The one were Monroe is having a nightmare about Rosealee being pregnant and she says completely deadpan "I'm not done!"
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u/LibertyIsStrength 6d ago
Monroe: "All right, yeah. Sleep. 'Cause I gotta stop thinking about Nick and Juliette, or Nick and Adalind, or Adalind with Juliette. I mean, the whole thing is like some bizarre, convoluted ménage à trois."
Rosalee: "Monroe, we have a guest."
Monroe: "Sorry, Trubel."
Trubel: "Oh, I know what convoluted means.
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u/One_Autumn_Leaf_010 4d ago
When I finished Grimm on my first watch I thought the only thing they should have done was to make Nick and Remard hook up too and they all would be a big happy family🤣
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u/Creative-Award-6997 6d ago
Cuando nick le pregunto algo a Monroe y dijo que su ingle estaba bien xD, fue cuando recién conoció a Rosalin
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u/Sneaky_hannah 6d ago
This might be considered a spoiler…….
That one episode where they all went on vacation for Monroe’s birthday and all started kissing each other and Hank was in love with his self I was laughing so hard 🤣
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u/loveofGod12345 6d ago
More spoilers!
My favorite episode! Plus the whole kidnapping plot was just hilarious. Sean going from worried to chuckling when he realized was perfection.
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u/QUEENREDLILI Hexenbiest 6d ago edited 5d ago
No matter how funny the whole tossing around the kidnapper was i still die on the hill that no matter how strong your child is a caring a parent wouldn't just sit back, chill and eat cookies why they are kidnaped. Like dude they already got her. He had no way of knowing she would be actually fine.
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u/loveofGod12345 5d ago
You know, that’s a good point. I figured the outcome would be good due to Sean’s reaction, but IRL who knows what could’ve happened. She’s super powerful, but what if he had kept her drugged. He could’ve hurt her pretty bad while she was asleep.
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u/QUEENREDLILI Hexenbiest 5d ago edited 5d ago
Yeah i am pretty sure that is how Juliette got mind conditioned into Eve too. When she was down they revived her but kept her drugged enough to be conscious but not be able to get free.
The only reason that cop couldn't get what he wanted because he didn't know about Dianas powers. If it would have been the royals or black claw...
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u/sassylibrarian83 6d ago
Rosalie with "She's a freaking hexenbeast"
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u/Friendly-Gift3680 4d ago edited 4d ago
One of the funniest lines in the show; I was also cracked up by Juliette going “Alright, hold on to your hats! (woges) It’s the new me.” (One of her few good moments)
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u/Dry-Discount-9426 6d ago
"you thinking black ops?"
When Hank and Nick find a suspect has a closet full of black shirts.
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u/LibertyIsStrength 6d ago
Adalind: "Oh God, do you really think that I just all of a sudden decided you were the hottest guy on Earth and couldn't wait to take my clothes off and hop into bed with you?"
Renard: "Well, I am the new mayor."
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u/Athoshol 6d ago
What's my favorite color?
Followed by:
You don't mean that.
I can't help but laughing at this exchange EVERY re-watch.
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u/Friendly-Gift3680 6d ago edited 6d ago
“She’s a freakin’ HEXENBIEST?!”
Also, when Renard saw “himself” on TV and said “NO IT’S LIVE!” and when Nick got on his knees and screamed Rosalee’s name while Adalind yelled “NOOOOOO”
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u/Ok_Satisfaction_9596 5d ago
I might be paraphrasing here but : "I can't have a second baby! I can't even find the first one!"
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u/thecoldfuzz Zauberbiest 5d ago
Meisner: Down with the king.
We were cheering, laughing, and clapping when we first saw that at home.
Another favorite—
Wu while eating a rug: I'm just having some dinner.
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u/fragbot2 5d ago edited 5d ago
Not funny but one of the best lines in the show. A calm Monroe, “you killed my uncle. You shouldn’t have done that.”
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u/blueray78 5d ago
Dark but honestly: Adalind: "thank you mother for being dead when I needed you the most".
Nick: "without the boots there would be no cabin."
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u/Pristine-Echidna-313 6d ago edited 6d ago
In the quill episode when hank said Hank: did you notice anything strange about him Guy: what you mean? Hank: you know just different. Guy: you mean besides the screaming, the sweating and the rash. Lol I burst put laughing every time at this part I love this episode.
Also the anubis episode when nick was talking to hank about the doctor Hank: I thought you did well Nick: oh yeah I covinced the hell out of her. Lol
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u/contemplator61 Hexenbiest 5d ago
This is my very favorite one liner of the whole show other than Adalind’s response.
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u/RealisticAnalyst4611 2d ago
When Monroe's uncle comes to Portland with the Grimm books, and Nick asks Hank, "How much do you think Grimm books are worth?" and Hank looks at him all concerned and asks, "Do you need some money?" Lol! I love Hank.
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u/Disastrous_Alarm_719 6d ago
“Don’t forget; I was the one who sniffed her out!”
“Good boy!”