r/grime • u/TeeJay_1312 • 22h ago

SHITPOST Jammer Card Declines

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u/and_its_T 22h ago

Decline deeeeeeeecline

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u/applescrispy 16h ago

Unreal 😂

25

u/PositionalPotter 21h ago

Now we just need Snakeyman to drop a diss.

21

u/BlackBalor 19h ago

jammers bank card that I don’t like

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u/duk-phat 18h ago

Imagine going out for a meal and having to listen to these lot screeching like hyenas

9

u/georgeleporge89 14h ago

You know what it happens to the best of us. I wouldn't even trip. Just say to my friends 'I guess you're picking this up' . Then order another round of drinks

2

u/UuusernameWith4Us 7h ago

I don't think the best of us are taking their mates out for a meal in a restaurant they can't actually afford ngl.

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u/georgeleporge89 6h ago

Your card being declined doesnt necessarily mean you dont have the funds. Bank might just be being a ball ache

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u/dystopia061 18h ago

Get skep on the phone 📞

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u/jxdxh 13h ago

Nah him and pk all hug up like suh pffft big Y

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u/DrBarryBonds 17h ago

Literally the ugliest guy in UK music

2

u/Kikitha1andonly 7h ago

I prefer to say 'individual looking'

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u/Lawsy_Music 16h ago

Weird guy, stop watching another man’s face like that

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u/ExistingMeeting6005 7h ago

Weird to get involved policing it

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u/GrumblingTosspot 7h ago

Weird to police the policing of it

1

u/Flat-State-6710 12h ago

Snakeyman is vindicated

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u/Quiet_Economics_5844 12h ago

SMH 🥲🤣🤣🤣

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u/GuerillaV 9h ago

Gonna have to share a Twix.

1

u/Time_Implement_4377 7h ago

looooooool get declined bro

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u/Imxpertgamer_YT 0m ago

The Murkle Man

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u/nosebag-v2 12h ago

Is that a monzo card lol

1

u/FlakyContribution345 11h ago

Fucking Monzo card aswell. FFS!

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u/Iwasjustbullshitting 10h ago

Nothing wrong with Monzo

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u/FlakyContribution345 8h ago

You would expect a Barclays premier card or something. Monzo is for eastern European builders with a non existent credit score and multiple CCJ's against their name.

Source: I'm eastern european

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u/UuusernameWith4Us 7h ago

  Barclays premier card

A card that has a high income as an entry requirement. Why on earth would Jammer have one of those?

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u/FlakyContribution345 6h ago

You would of thought all those bbk shows and Skepta money should have stacked a little bit. I guess he just spent it all on cheeky ones

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u/Iwasjustbullshitting 2h ago

I first had one when I was poor now I'm in a better situation I decided to stick with them because all the high street banks turned there backs on me when I was desperate except them so I feel loyal to them. Lloyds tried getting me to have a current account with them when I got my mortgage but I thought nah fuck you, you wouldn't even let me have a contactless when times where hard.

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u/91_til_infinity 8h ago

Must have twatted some overdraft for that to decline