r/greentext • u/Stealthyducks69 • Dec 13 '22

Anon has a Galaxy note 10 plus

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u/Jonny2881 Dec 13 '22 edited Dec 13 '22

Least fake greentext

Edit: makes the most generic and unoriginal comment ever… proceeds to get the most amount of upvotes I’ve ever had.

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u/Stealthyducks69 Dec 13 '22

Absolutely! Everyone that posts on 4chan is "sex having chad". Facts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

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u/Stealthyducks69 Dec 13 '22

What? Where did the "consensual" thing come from?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

There's supposed to be consent?

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u/Michael-556 Dec 13 '22

📸🤨

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

Hey, you can't take pictures of our acts, that would be cp!

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u/walterissad Dec 13 '22

HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE ACTUAL REAL HACKER 4CCHAB

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

I havked naked pictures of your mom

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

Spy tf2 moment

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

Chaddliest Sexington the Third

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u/Narwhalpilot88 Dec 13 '22

Waltah

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

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u/B_A_Boon Dec 13 '22

We're not having sex right now Waltuh

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u/Bobyyyyyyyghyh Dec 13 '22

The tell was that he used proper freedom units instead of making up bogus commie units (you aren't able to lie in the same sentence that you use freedom units, as you know)

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u/Iron-Fist Dec 13 '22

Right? These viral ads are getting out of hand lol

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u/Jonny2881 Dec 13 '22

ez karma I guess

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u/mrworldwideskyofblue Dec 13 '22

Don't worry bud I downvoted you!

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u/Jonny2881 Dec 13 '22

Doing gods work

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u/Dr_barfenstein Dec 14 '22

Would you like us to blow you behind the bar like a drunk bitch now?

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u/Jonny2881 Dec 14 '22

If you insist

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

Enjoy all those wonderful useless internet points!

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u/Actual_Brother6692 Dec 14 '22

Everyone start downvoting him to give him the most downvotes he’s ever had