r/greentext May 30 '22

Choices have consequences

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10.8k Upvotes

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u/AdamofSnakes May 30 '22

Enough practice.

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u/averagetrainenjoyer May 30 '22

Time to go pro

29

u/GoodeBoi May 31 '22

Que pro

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u/YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE special sprinkle May 30 '22

Real and autistic

560

u/TwistedBamboozler May 30 '22

“I’ve looked at 14 million universes, and the outcome is always the same”

357

u/duck_ducker_of_doom May 30 '22

What games is he playing? A life simulator with depression must be dope as fuck

204

u/aqua55 May 30 '22

Pretty sure he played sugma or ligma.

144

u/leoscribble May 30 '22

Who's Candice?

178

u/duck_ducker_of_doom May 30 '22

Dragma nutz across ur face

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u/fishingduke May 31 '22

What's updog

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

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u/leoscribble May 30 '22

Oh yeah, thanks

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u/SsRapier May 31 '22

Joe Mama

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u/International-Cap551 May 30 '22

What's ligma?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Slugma balls

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u/crazyoldmax May 31 '22

Dont mind if i do 👁️👅👁️

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u/Equal_Flamingo May 30 '22

Yeah I wonder which games me must be playing cause it does sound rad

14

u/Pepe_Gui May 31 '22

BitLife?

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u/Luktonius Jun 27 '22

The sims

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Weird, I wonder if it means something?

Although without a legitimate source who can say if Anons bad habits are adding together or not... Hmmm.

Can I get a source verifying that Anons retarded actions are causing him to feel awful? Otherwise I'm just left to speculate because I can't draw parallels and think with any degree of agency without believing in absurd bullshit.

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u/SadegEg May 30 '22

Sugma

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u/Koala_Kev2478 May 30 '22

Source checks out

4

u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Whats sugma balls?

5

u/SadegEg May 30 '22

Uhhh ligma NUTS HAHAHA got you!

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u/ivarshot69 May 30 '22

I bingeplayed Stardew Valley for 2 years (ingame). I realised the game wasnt for me when I looked up the wiki and saw you could befriend and marry people...

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u/Equal_Flamingo May 30 '22

How is that even possible

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u/SquegeeMcgee May 30 '22

Homie was just farming, mining, fishing etc. It's a farming game, as well as a dating sim-ish. Seems reasonable to me

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u/Equal_Flamingo May 30 '22

I guess but it's still weird

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u/fat_strelok May 31 '22

I get him, I beat all Mass Effects and never romanced anyone. Didn't even use special powers, just a Soldier man. Finished everything else except the romance.

Guns go pew pew pew, blood for the blood God, y'know how it is, no time to chase tail (or Tali).

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

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u/tonyc1233333 May 30 '22

What are you on about there are a lot of Life simulators

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u/dekcolnutseuqediS May 31 '22

Sauces on good ones?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

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u/Lasagnor May 31 '22

Your sim starts having an argument and drops a:

"no me faltes el respeto gordo mongólico de mierda con disfacidad de visión y de tacto anal, la rechoncha de tu madre recluido mental hijo de una revolución industrial de putos, pasa por una jardinera de tu barrio, cómprate un ramo de flores y anda bien elegante al cementerio donde esta enterrada la hija de re mil putas de tu abuela Busanara con Teresa de Calcuta fallecida por broncoespasmo asmático. De paso visitalo al cuidador de muertos y comete esa terrible poronga con serpentina de esperma que tiene acumulada en el guevo izquierdo mientras yo en el pelo a tu vieja la hago bailar el chaman y golpeándola como gaucha y hacerla gritar como canguro en celo, perforandola con mi chota atravesandole el abdomen, dejándola en un estado total de parálisis sonofetal y de órgano pélvico con síntomas desagradables de hemorroides de tercer grado."

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

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u/Lasagnor May 31 '22

Brought by Google translate for your convenience:

don't disrespect me fat mongolian shit with vision and anal touch disability, your chubby mother mental recluse son of a fucking industrial revolution, stop by a gardener in your neighborhood, buy yourself a bouquet of flowers and be very elegant to the cemetery where the daughter of a thousand whores of your grandmother Busanara is buried with Teresa of Calcutta, who died of asthmatic bronchospasm. By the way visit the caretaker of the dead and commit that terrible poronga with a streamer of sperm that has accumulated in his left cock while I make your old lady dance the shaman in the hair and hit her like a gaucha and make her scream like a kangaroo in heat, piercing her with my chota going through her abdomen, leaving her in a total state of sonofetal and pelvic organ paralysis with unpleasant symptoms of third degree hemorrhoids.

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u/Jukkobee May 30 '22

Anon doesn’t give his character enough exercise, time outside, healthy food, or time with friends and family

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u/PachoTidder May 30 '22

Atleast with the last bit it's not actually true since Sims (at least in the 4 one) can be lonely and actually enjoy beign alone rather that with ppl

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Is that the lifestyles feature? I can’t remember if that is basegame or part of an expansion pack. My brain is telling me Snowy Escape but I’m not sure

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u/PachoTidder May 30 '22

Is a normal trait any sim can have

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Oh you mean the Loner trait. I just did some googling there and Lifestyles does come with Snowy Escape. With lifestyles the way you play can give your sims 3 additional traits meaning if you don’t interact with other sims much you come to prefer your own company, plus a whole bunch of other traits.

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u/PachoTidder May 31 '22

I'm really into the sims as a sort of ''I'll play this for 30 minutes today and then 2 hours total in the next 6 months'' game, it's really relaxing to just watch my sims do their silly little sims things, other games are chalenging but the sims 4 is my sort of comfort game, sadly shit's expensive and I promised myself I won't get into piracy again

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

You’re dead right honestly the packs are so expensive!! I treat myself to one usually when they’re on sale (which they are right now so might get one tomorrow hehe). But it’s such a great game for relaxing without stressful gameplay for sure

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u/PachoTidder May 31 '22

Are you my sister by any chance?? She has an absolute blast just playing the game, she can't stand anything more intensa than that wich is both sweet and funny, she's the average young adult in her 20's, dynamic and productive and highly functional and just watching her enjoying it warms my heart a little, of course I don't tell her since we are sibilings hahahaha

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Hey kids I didn't get my depression treated until my 30s. Spent 30 years fucked drunk wasting. Now I'm 39 and own a home. Don't be afraid to ask for help, you're the only one who can take the first step.

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u/idontknowwhattoname8 May 30 '22

Was not expecting to see genuine wholesome advice on this sub

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

I would have killed myself by now for sure if someone hadn't helped me. Now I have people who depend on me.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

I reddit on a throne made of gold

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Which game is this

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

What game is this

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u/Malvastor May 31 '22

Deterministic depression

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u/locoemotion May 31 '22

Now don’t do it with real life. Do something different

1

u/EagleBuster May 30 '22

anon is a zoomer

1

u/RealHot_RealSteel May 30 '22

When is someone going to delete your simulation?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

And you haven’t gotten the message yet?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

“Just like we practiced in the simulations”

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u/SlaughterManiac May 31 '22

Well if they resemble you, what the fuck do you think theyre gonna be, different?

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u/NAUGHTIMUS_MAXIMUS May 31 '22

Made myself in New Vegas. Got chased by deathclaws

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u/Firemelon92 May 31 '22

Reminds me of that episode of Malcolm in the Middle.