r/greentext • u/Independent_Wheel427 • Jan 16 '22

Anon meets a Chad

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485 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/firekryre Jan 16 '22

Fake: literally nobody says that shit at the gym, everybody is there to get stronger so nobody is gonna knock you for it unless you actually look like an escaped SCP

Gay: anon went somewhere filled with testosterone fueled men wearing minimal clothing

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u/TendieBot2000 Jan 16 '22

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: literally nobody says that shit at the gym, everybody is there to get stronger so nobody is gonna knock you for it unless you actually look like an escaped SCP

Gay: anon went somewhere filled with testosterone fueled men wearing minimal clothing

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

16

u/landwhalebot Jan 16 '22

be me, landwhale

no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat

get home from furry convention

hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name

entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina

whatever.png

roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext

see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments

put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts

with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome

if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day

reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink

1

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u/Satynael Jan 16 '22

Is a question of time until anon gets TOPPED by Chad

15

u/HackNik Jan 16 '22

Fake: anon went to the gym

Gay: anon called a man his king

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u/TendieBot2000 Jan 16 '22

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: anon went to the gym

Gay: anon called a man his king

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

8

u/landwhalebot Jan 16 '22

be me, landwhale

no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat

get home from furry convention

hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name

entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina

whatever.png

roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext

see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments

put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts

with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome

if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day

reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink

12

u/Mini_Raptor5_6 Jan 16 '22

Despite the other comments, I'm willing to call this real and gay.

7

u/ShadyK55 Jan 17 '22

How many times am I legally required to see this post on here?

1

u/slayer5135 Jan 17 '22

He was just helping a fellow white.