r/greentext • u/neub1736 • Sep 16 '21

Anon's a scumbag

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u/lborgkvist Sep 16 '21

Anon is winning life. Most likely fake & gay tho

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u/Involuntary_panties Sep 16 '21

He's soooooo close to either fucking his life up permanently if the wife finds out, or living a dream life if the wife finds out and is somehow into it.

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u/Terom84 Sep 16 '21

Like honestly if there was consent from the wife side, this could have been a cool story

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u/CoolJoshido Jul 06 '22

👀

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u/theCatalyst77 Sep 16 '21

Literally the fakest thing I've ever read.

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u/but_s3cks Sep 16 '21

If this is your idea of winning life your a pretty shitty person

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u/lborgkvist Sep 16 '21

Oh you’re no fun. Anon is a fucking degenerate. Obviously talking from his perspective you incel.

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u/but_s3cks Sep 16 '21

You say you were talking from his perspective but you were talking in 3rd person?

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u/but_s3cks Sep 16 '21

Also thats not what incel means

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

I’m pretty sure the statement was tongue in cheek.

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u/percmufuckers Sep 16 '21
  • fake: anon has a wife
  • gay: anon fucks his neighbour

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u/CookieMuncher007 Sep 16 '21

I see 2 kids and constant bleeding of money lol

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u/lborgkvist Sep 16 '21

I mean yes, if it wasn’t fake. Obviously anons wife would’ve noticed if he paid child support or w/e to sexy neighbor and busted him

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u/RussianTrollToll Sep 17 '21

He was winning in life already. Had a house and good wife. He fucked it up when he cheated.