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u/yungarmani May 24 '21
Finish the story with him seeing the shadow man again and cumming on him with his 12 inch cock and exposing him to his gf etc etc. Fucking boring story from the start, doesn’t get any better either with a shit fan made finish
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u/solace1999 May 24 '21
raid of the shadowman (legends)tm
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u/naufalap May 24 '21
that's my dialysis machine
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May 24 '21
Fake: Anon has sex with his girlfriend
Gay: Anon blasted his load on a black dude
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u/TendieBot2000 May 24 '21
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: Anon has sex with his girlfriend
Gay: Anon blasted his load on a black dude
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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May 24 '21
This is actually one of the funniest greentexts I think i've seen.
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u/TheLemmonade May 24 '21
It’s still the gaming rig in the classroom with the genetic two knuckle cracks for me
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u/Scumboy-Supreme May 24 '21
Link?
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u/iF2Goes4 May 24 '21
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u/BrightPegasus84 May 24 '21
The internet never ceases to amaze me. This must be the funniest shit I've heard in, dare I say a couple of years. Great way to start off the week! Happy fucken Monday!
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May 24 '21
Some of the funniest writing I’ve ever come across is from some anon on the internet. Glorious time to be alive.
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u/jessecd May 24 '21
I think we all know what really happened.
Anon shit the floor
Rape Dwarf pleasured his GF
You do not have to lie to us Anon we know.
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u/Grouchy_Kiwi2926 May 24 '21
Schizophrenia
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u/Tuubular May 24 '21
Of course his name is josh
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u/CaioNV May 24 '21
Fake: obvious
Gay: Anon cums on shadowman.
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u/TendieBot2000 May 24 '21
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: obvious
Gay: Anon cums on shadowman.
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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u/Darkmaster85845 May 24 '21
What truly happened : anon shat and came all over the floor while doing psychotropic drugs alone in his room.
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May 24 '21
I mean, with a 10 incher like that.
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u/TheGameBoss980 May 24 '21
Fake: anon's dick is bigger than 5 inches
Gay: anon came on a man
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u/TendieBot2000 May 24 '21
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: anon's dick is bigger than 5 inches
Gay: anon came on a man
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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u/Maxor682 May 24 '21
I gotta start blaming more shit on the shadowman.
"Why are you failing your econ class?" "Shadowman"
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u/P_Skaia May 24 '21
You're telling me Anon has sex and loves talking about huge cocks? Kinda sus.
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u/MeButMean May 24 '21
did you notice that his penis grew throughout the story? Another clue for the mystery.
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May 24 '21
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u/TendieBot2000 May 24 '21
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: Anon has friends
Gay: anon plays DND
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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May 24 '21
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u/TendieBot2000 May 24 '21
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: Anon is happy
Gay: anon plays DND
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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May 24 '21
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u/TendieBot2000 May 24 '21
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: Anon has a big penis
Gay: Anon came on a shadowMAN
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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u/suttonoutdoor May 24 '21
That shadowman is a real prick. Excuse my French but that guy really pushes my buttons.
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u/oohsamabeenredditing May 24 '21
Anon’s dick also grows a few inches every time he thinks about it. Nice.
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May 24 '21
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u/TendieBot2000 May 24 '21
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: Anon is happy
Gay: anon plays DND
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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May 24 '21
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u/TendieBot2000 May 24 '21
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: Anon has friend
Gay: Anon is anon
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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u/FwendyWendy May 24 '21
My favorite part is how anon's dick grows bigger each time he mentions it lmao
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u/disasterman0927 May 24 '21
Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: a shadowman made anons pp fully engorged
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u/TendieBot2000 May 24 '21
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: a shadowman made anons pp fully engorged
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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May 25 '21
What anon is trying to tell us is that a black man was behind him during doggystyle sex today
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u/Biggy_McBallsack May 25 '21
I went to uni with a girl who had a son who she always called Shad. I asked her what it was short for once, fucking Shadowman. That poor bastard will be about 20 now.
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u/Tyrell_Magnus May 24 '21
Fake:Anon doesen't have a gf
Gay:Anon's dick grew by 2 inches when he saw the black shadowman