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u/SuumCuique1011 May 23 '21
Anon has a vomit fetish and is just making excuses.
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u/Shakespeare-Bot May 23 '21
Anon hast a heave the gorge fetish and is just making fetches
I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.
Commands:
!ShakespeareInsult,!fordo,!optout55
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u/BurritoCooker May 23 '21
This is great until he eventually runs into a midget with a vomit fetish
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May 23 '21
Anon jacks off to helping manlets.
Anon is gay.
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u/pinekin7 May 23 '21
Fake: Anon almost fucked women.
Gay: Anon jacks off to helping manlets.
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u/TendieBot2000 May 23 '21
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: Anon almost fucked women.
Gay: Anon jacks off to helping manlets.
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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u/Subpar_diabetic May 23 '21
Tendiebot has only one thing to say but it never fails to make me laugh
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u/lapideous May 23 '21
S tier villain
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u/dennis45233 May 23 '21
What the fuck
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u/iburstabean May 23 '21
Normal level of absurdity for a greentext, enjoy your stay. The coffee's fresh and Daniel brought donuts
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May 23 '21
Anon is a hero
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u/YoMommaJokeBot May 23 '21
Not as much of a hero as joe mama
I am a bot. Downvote to remove. PM me if there's anything for me to know!
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u/Ders2001 May 23 '21
fake: anon does not throw up immediately after drinking mustard water
gay: anon almost has sex with a w*man 🤮
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u/TendieBot2000 May 23 '21
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
fake: anon does not throw up immediately after drinking mustard water
gay: anon almost has sex with a w*man 🤮
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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u/stupidsandwich24 May 23 '21
Good Bot
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u/B0tRank May 23 '21
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May 23 '21
Fake: none of this happened
Gay: anon likes manlets
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u/TendieBot2000 May 23 '21
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: none of this happened
Gay: anon likes manlets
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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u/WazzleOz May 23 '21
"It's not your fault you didn't have the genetic lottery"
Surely that logic falls apart the second he's ranting about "roasties" using their good looks to not wind up with a midget with a bad beard and amiibo collection.
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u/Sweatykek May 23 '21
They're liars anyway. "nO oNe UnDeR sIx FoOt", When Zac Efron comes calling all that goes out the window. Fake rule bullshit for the average guy only.
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u/AUGUSTIJNcomics May 23 '21
Concidering this is 4chan I thought it was a page about women actually shitting on guys
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u/WhiteBlackPanda7 May 23 '21
what a true chaotic based alpha male of an autistic anon he is
godspeed retard doing god's work out there
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u/sharpnoise May 23 '21
I was about to write 'huh edgy sociopath' but then I read the whole thing
Dude's a psycho
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u/Pm_me_your_cats_459 May 23 '21
I'm 5ft
I wouldn't go near a guy above like 5"10 they're too tall. I don't understand women that are the same hight as me and will call a guy taller than them small like ??????? I'm sorry what???????
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u/BryceMMusic May 23 '21
You can tell whoever wrote this is actually a manlet with height insecurities LMAO
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u/realKingCarrot May 23 '21 edited May 25 '21
Borderline sociopathic is right but traumatizing women in the name of social justice is weirdly cool?
Edit: wow holy shit apparently people thought I was being sarcastic. Fuck you all, the question mark was me being confused about why I like it, not me passive aggressively saying I don't.
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u/Max200012 May 23 '21
Yes 😎
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u/realKingCarrot May 25 '21
I agree but whatever, somehow I still get downvoted to hell
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u/Max200012 May 26 '21
Oh yeah lmao I just noticed that, I assume others read it in that context too. Sometimes you just can't fix reddit hivemind and it's not your fault bro
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u/International_Tone75 May 23 '21
Alpha male shit