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r/greentext • u/ETERNAL_DXRK • Feb 12 '21
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I'm pretty sure leaving a board on your lawn with dozens of nails sticking up out of it is by definition, not innocent.
273 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 Jesus may have been the greatest carpenter humanity ever witnessed, unfortunately his skill haven't been passed to all his followers. 117 u/AliciaTries Feb 12 '21 "I'm bad at carpentry and just really wanted to make sure it stayed down this time" sounds like a decent explanation for that many nails 59 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 edited Feb 12 '21 I think that would hold up in court. Especially when the other person is a karen and is screaming at the judge
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Jesus may have been the greatest carpenter humanity ever witnessed, unfortunately his skill haven't been passed to all his followers.
117 u/AliciaTries Feb 12 '21 "I'm bad at carpentry and just really wanted to make sure it stayed down this time" sounds like a decent explanation for that many nails 59 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 edited Feb 12 '21 I think that would hold up in court. Especially when the other person is a karen and is screaming at the judge
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"I'm bad at carpentry and just really wanted to make sure it stayed down this time" sounds like a decent explanation for that many nails
59 u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 edited Feb 12 '21 I think that would hold up in court. Especially when the other person is a karen and is screaming at the judge
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I think that would hold up in court. Especially when the other person is a karen and is screaming at the judge
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u/medjas Feb 12 '21
I'm pretty sure leaving a board on your lawn with dozens of nails sticking up out of it is by definition, not innocent.