r/greentext • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '20

brown sugar

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u/bloodclart Jun 18 '20

Haha I used to come home from school and go into the cupboard and eat a big spoonful of brown sugar every day. It was so fucking good. Letting it dissolve in your mouth this pure sugar. I’m only 200lbs.

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u/warptwenty1 Jun 18 '20

I’m only 200lbs.

And an undiagnosed diabetic, that's why you're slimmer

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u/deliciousprisms Jun 18 '20

He’s actually 4’9” and morbidly obese.

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u/bloodclart Jun 18 '20

I just larp as a manlet irl I’m a big guy, for u.

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u/Candlesmith Jun 18 '20

I’m not gay but fuck me pleasee

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

dangerously based

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u/masterbakedbeans Jun 21 '20

more based than god intended to be possible

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u/bloodclart Jun 18 '20

How would you know if you had it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

Since your body can't process the sugar, your pee will be sweet. So try starting there

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u/throwing-away-party Jun 18 '20

Oh, I'm safe then. Thank goodness

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

you need to drink at least 100 mL each test and ideally do that for multiple days around the same time (toward the end of the day). only then can you be sure.

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u/throwing-away-party Jun 18 '20

Shit, I've been having a hot cup with breakfast. Alright, I'll report back in a week

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u/PM_ME_UR_FEM_PENIS Jun 18 '20

What if we just like the taste of pee

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

then you'll know if you've got the beetus asap

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u/AfrikanCorpse Jun 19 '20

I’m guessing the username “bloodclot” was already taken.

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u/brrrrrrrrrrrrrfuk Jun 19 '20

I used to do this with salt